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"Are you sure you're not hiding something? I can tell when someone is." the tall and somewhat lanky male leaned in closer to her, his yellow eye piercing her.

Kagome took in the strange male, who appeared rather suddenly out of nowhere cursing what sounded like a group of trees. Why did she always get the crazy tourists when she had shrine duty? "Um... no, I'm not." she attempted to inch away from the male.

He was tall, had an extravagant style and apparently no concept of personal space. She pulled back when he suddenly leaned into her personal space, up close he was somewhat attractive. In a mysterious, hidden darkness sort of way... it made her wonder why the crazy ones were always attractive.

Blond hair slicked back with the longer strands flicking up in a curl, angular features with impossibly long eyelashes. That damn eye patch added a air of mystery and seemed to make his outfit all the more dapper.

"Okay, you're going to need to back off." she pushed against his chest, blushing the smallest amount at the solid feel beneath her hands. "You're getting in my personal space."

"Oh trust me, I can get in even deeper!" the smile he wore grew a little wider, though still maintaining that lazy curl.

Kagome's eyes widened as blood rushed to her cheeks, her mind running in the only and normal direction he could have meant by that. "You pervert!"

The slap echoed around them. Kagome's hand tingled from the slap and she narrowed her eyes on the male in front of her, his one eye wide open in shock. A gloved hand rose to press against a reddened cheek and the male turned to face her. "That was... Ow! What was that?"

Kagome's anger turned into confusion at the male's seemingly honest confusion, it didn't help that he smiled and began to chuckle and laugh. "So is this what pain feels like in this type of body? It hurts! This is fantastic!" when he swung around to face her again, Kagome took half a step back to get away from him. "Do it again! Oh, wait. There was this time while I was in a flesh puppet and the female Pine caused body spasms. Recreate it!"

At his expectant gaze, Kagome searched for some form of escape or someone that could possibly help. Of course, it was at that exact moment the entire shrine grounds were empty. "Okay... I'm not sure I understand, what with puppets and pine trees, but I'm going to have to decline your request."

She started inching away from the male, edging away from him with small steps. She didn't make it very far, as the male was suddenly next to her with his arms wrapped around her neck. Kagome sputtered at seeing him floating in the air with her as some sort of anchor.

"I don't believe that was a request. But I'm willing to give you a second chance, you are only a tiny insignificant fleshy mortal." his long arms stretched before her and black gloved fingers wiggled. "Now let's get back to the body spasms!"

Kagome frowned at wriggling fingers in her front of her before whipping about to face the strange male, her expression of complete disbelief. "You... you want me to tickle you?!" seriously, why did she always attract the crazies? Was just one day too much to ask for?

"Chop, chop. I want to experience the entertaining body spasms!" when the male snapped his fingers and floated out in front of her in a laid out fashion like some sort of offering.

Apparently, it really was too much. Pulling a page out of Miroku's book, she walked away. Perhaps if she could ignore him long enough, he would finally go away.