"Know Your Stars: The Total Drama Edition"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I do not own the entire Total Drama series or All That. Or the Know Your Stars sketches.

Chapter 36: Sadie

"Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars..." The announcer had echoed again as a chubby, big-boned gal with the same black pigtails, black-and-white top, same hot pink pants, and the same annoying squeal that she possessed had now taken the hot seat. But this time, it was the other BFF, Sadie.

"It is sooo good to the here! I wish Katie would be here with me! That would so so rock! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Sadie squealed happily like a mouse as the announcer began to go with the facts.

"Sadie... NASA satellites orbit around her."

"Uh... I'm pretty sure that isn't true. The only thing that orbits around me is my best female friend for life, Katie! She always sticks right by me, no matter what kind of problems lie ahead! I mean, we've been separable forever, and we'll remain like that for a long time! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Sadie... she uses a mattress for a tampon."

"EWWWWW! NO, I DON'T!" Sadie said in such shock as she was grossed out by the image, "I really use a regular tampon! Are you that sick?"

"Yes I am!" The announcer exclaimed with a laugh.

"Well, quit being sick! Stuff like that is gonna make me puke! Seriously!" Sadie said as she was already cringing in her stomach.

"Sadie... she was once stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!"

"That is so not true!" Sadie cried and complained, "I was never stopped at the airport for anything. And there was never any proof of me carrying any kind of drugs with me!"

"Who said I was talking about drugs?" The announcer smirked evilly at her as Sadie finally knew what those jokes who he was referring to.

"Wait a minute? Are you calling me fat?" Sadie said out to the announcer with her voice looking a lot stern and her hands on her hips, "Because I like to say in defense that I am not fat! I'm just big-boned! Just like Rosie O'Donnell or Queen Latifah is! I'm proud of my big bones, no matter how hard your insults affect me! We as big-boned people should be taken seriously and not to be looked at as tubs of potato lard!"

"Now you know, Sadie!"

"You don't know me!" Sadie exclaimed in defense.

"Yes, they do! MOOOOOOO!" The announcer exclaimed happily as he sounded off on her like a cow.

"Hey, I am not a cow! I don't have udders in me, you goof!" Sadie shouted angrily to the announcer as the camera began to back away from her. "Wait a minute, where are you going? Come back here! I'm not done with you! I'm telling you honestly that I never carried crack with me, and there's possibly no way that satellites would orbit around me! I'm telling you, you're discriminating the big boned! Are you even listening to me for once? Hello?"

Sadie ain't fat okay? She's just big-boned, just like Eric Cartman from South Park! I bet they'll understand!

Next up will be Mr. Coconut and not Ezekiel! Haha, burn! Read and review until then! WINNING!