Innocence,

There is NO WAY IN HELL that Michi is better than me! Who sported the first traffic light, donut shop, police and fire station? Me. Who has Kings Island and Cedar Point? Me. And, the Buckeyes are better that those damn Wolverines! Gosh, are you trying to ** me off? See, this is why I'm in the middle of nowhere, so I can't yell at anyone. Gosh, no wonder everyone hates me!

Alex

Alex,

Not to mention you were the home of eight presidents, and you were the home of the Wright brothers…sheesh way to forget the important facts! XD just kidding…

And I don't hate you! Don't you already know that? I thought Cali told you what Vermont said…

~Innocence