I own nothing
Ring, ring
"Hello?"
"Hola, Edward!!!"
"Great, it's you."
"MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Ugh."
"Edward, guess what?"
"What?"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes, one, two, three. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes, one, two, three. I know a song that gets on everybody's…"
"Oh dear god."
Nessie Jake, stop singing.
Jake "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes, one, two, three. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes, one, two, three. I know a song that gets on everybody's…"
Nessie He's not paying any attention to me, is he?
Edward "Nope."
Nessie I'll teach him, be right back.
Edward "I'm just going to hang up now." Puts phone on hook.
Jake "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes, one, two, three. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes, one, two, three. I know a song that gets on everybody's…"
Edward "I don't get it!!! I CAN STILL HEAR YOU!!!"
Jake Quil messed with your phone so you can't hang up until I do.
Edward Well, that sucks.
Jake For you. But in the mean time, OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes, one, two, three. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes, one, two, three. I know a song that gets on everybody's—
Edward Jake?
Jake …
Edward YES!!! HE'S FINALLY SPEECHLESS!!!!
Jake I gots to go
Edward Uhhhhhh… okay
Hangs phone up.
Nessie Do I have your attention now?
Edward Jake, you missed the receiver.
Jake My undivided attention.
Edward Jake, hang the phone up.
Jake Is that...
Nessie Ummmmmm-hmmmmmm
Edward JACOB!!! HANG THE DAMN PHONE UP BEFORE I LOOSE MY MIND!!!!
Noises
Edward HANG THE PHONE UP!!!!!! Edward tries to break the phone. Ummmmm… that didn't work. ROSALIE!!! I NEED YOUR SLEDGE HAMMER!!!
Bangs sledge hammer on phone
Edward What is up with this phone? YOUR CHAINSAW EMMETT!!!!
Noises(louder)
Edward OH WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP ALL READY!!!
Emmett MY CHAINSAW!! THE DAMN PHONE BROKE MY CHAINSAW!!!
Alice That's some sort of new Japanese alloy
Emmett Stupid Japanese technology
Noises(even louder)
Edward Jasper. I'll need your bazooka.
Bella What are you all doing?
Esme Watching Edward try to destroy the phone
Alice It's funny.
Bella Why?
Noises(even louder)
Bella Oh. Well, have you tried unplugging the phone?
Edward Shuuuussshhhhhhh, of course I have. No.
Bella Well, don't you think you should try?
Edward But that's giving up.
Noises(even louder than before)
Edward I think we should unplug the phone.
Bella Yeah, I think so, too.
Bella unplugs the phone