Elmo, the furry red monster sat on a couch. The faint TV light flicked on his body. Then, a piercing ring of the phone started enter the the room. Elmo picked up his phone and moved it to his ear, "Hello?"
"Hey Elmo. Its Big Bird." A yellow bird replied on the other line.
"Okay. Cool."
"Elmo, what are you doing?" Big Bird asked eagerly.
"Nothing, just watching the game... Having a beer."
"True... True..." Big Bird nodded.
Then, another character we all know and love appeared, "What's up!"
"Hey, who's that?" Big Bird asked.
"Yo Grover! Pick up the phone!" Elmo shouted.
The blue monster picked up the phone, "Hello?"
"What's up!" Big Bird yelled.
"What's up!" Grover yelled back.
"Hey, wait for me!" Elmo yelled.
"Sure, go ahead." Grover replied.
"WHAT'S UP!" Elmo yelled.
"WHAT'S UP!" Grover and Big Bird yelled in unison.
"Will you guys just shut up?" Percy asked, "Elmo, you're a muppet! You can't drink beer! Give me that!"
Elmo almost cried as his bottle of alcohol was taken away. Then, Percy yelled into the phone, "Grover! There can only be one Grover. Olympian876 will explode you in to billions of pieces!"
"Uh oh." And those were Grover's last words.
"Okay, now please get out this fanfic!" Percy yelled as he stomped away.
Elmo once again took the phone in hand, "Hello?"
"So what you doing?" Big Bird asked.
"Just watching the game. With pretty much nothing."
"True... True..."
A/N: Review if you like Muppets. And if you don't review, that means you don't like the Muppets (if you truly don't I will smack you).