*Author's note= So, I just wanted to explain a few things before this chapter. First, and some of you might have already gotten this, but all of Amy's Super Fists were named after lethal types of scorpions. Second, I was going to do Bobobo's point of view for Bobobo world, but I tried and I think I'm officially insain now XD So just let me know if any of you would like me to do Bobobo's point of view more, or anyone elses. Okay! Enjoy!
Amy's p.o.v***
"Welcome to Bobobo World! Where your mind is totally free, and your Joke Killing abilities will no longer be affective!"Bobobo exclaimed to a frazzled Torpedo Girl. She glared and demanded,
"What's that mean?!"
"You can't fly,"I said, sitting cross-legged on the ground(the rock was taken by a group of native americans), and Torpedo Girl looked over to me, surprised. "You can't hurt them, you can't use a Fist, you can't transform back into Over, and you must compleatly allow your soul to be free if you don't want to sustain any damage."I listed off on my fingers.
She pressed her hands to her face and got big, sad eyes.
"But sissy! That's not fair! What did I ever do to you?!" I pointed to my shoulder and mused,
"Sorry, but your real form kinda left me with a bad taste in my mouth. Like blood." She looked at me for a moment, and shrugged.
"That doesn't explain why he turned into a flying squirrel!"Torpedo Girl exclaimed, as Bobobo flew over head with a disproportionate squirrel body that had a jet pack strapped to its back.
"Doesn't count!"I shouted, but he continued to fly anyways. Don Patch jumped on Torpedo Girl's back and put her in an arm lock, shouting,
"Sushi! Sushi! Sushi! WASABIIIIIII!" He lifted her up and tossed her backwards, running over to Jelly as they began a hip hop hula competition. Torpedo Girl stood up, shaking andd confused, as King Nosehair suddenly appeared above her doing the moonwalk dressed as a piece of toast.
"That's not funny!"She shouted, and tried to fly up to him, but ended up falling flat on her face.
"Told ya."I mused, then grimanced. I was still in some serious pain from all those bumps I took, and perplexed at how Over was still able to fight after some of my more painful attacks. I mean, I wasn't going to use my lethal attacks, but still...
"Onward! Towards victory!"Bobobo shouted, stampeding over Torpedo Girl with a giraffe, followed by a small army of men dressed as turtles and cawing like birds.
I smiled as I saw her eyes grow wide, hand flying to her mouth as she fell to her knees. There was no way she was winning in this place, not with Bobobo at full silly level.
"Um, Ms."Bobobo said in a child-like voice, standing in front of Torpedo Girl. She looked up, confused, and asked,
"What-"
"NO SWIMMING AFTER EATING!"Bobobo shouted, kicking her, Don, Jiggler, and Dengakuman hard.
As they all landed, the world began to evaporate, and we found ourselves right back in the land-mine bear-trap ridden world. I looked over, seeing Don Patch and Jiggler getting eaten by the brear traps while Dengakuman was painting flowers on them. Torpedo Girl lay on the ground, Bobobo standing triumphantly.
"Yay! He won!"Beauty exclaimed, but I shook my head.
"Not yet."I mused, just as Torpedo Girl shakily stood, covered in marks but still smiling.
"Hahaha, I'm not defeated! And you're all out of secret attacks."She mocked, and I grit my teeth. We'd faced some tough people, but no one like my big sister.../brother.../thing...
"Then I guess I'll have to break out my secret wepon."Bobobo said, but Torpedo Girl just laughed.
"Newsflash! While we were fighting, I branded all of you with the mark of pain!"She exclaimed, and I looked down to see something glowing on my shoulder that she had been trying to patch up.
It was the exact same mark Over had.
"It causes extreme pain to the wearer, and in some cases even death!"She exclaimed, I growled and shouted,
"Is ANYONE in my family NOT trying to kill me?!" I hung my head as the other found their marks, frustrated.
"Well, Torpedo Girl, I gave you a mark of my own!"Bobobo announced, and I looked up to see Torpedo Girl looking down at herself, revealing a chibi version of Bobobo's head on her stomach.
"Anyone who enters my world is protected by that brand. It's called the 'Hicki of Bobobo'!"He explained, and I frowned. Couldn't give it a weirder name... "It will cause you to feel peace and love! You'll be flying like a kite, man!"Bobobo finished. Torpedo Girl growled and exclaimed,
"You fool! My marks are much more affective than yours!"
I looked down at it and spotted part of it actually flipped up, like a sticker. Curious, I reached down and peeled it off...like a bandaid... I waved it around and called,
"Hey, guys, they peel off." They looked down at their own and slowly peeled them off, Torpedo Girl gaping.
"No! I knew I should have made them into Silly Bandz!"She shouted as I threw mine, landing right on her face. The guy all slapped theirs on her and she shouted, twisting in pain.
"Alright! Now it's time to judge you by the power of the nine planets!"Bobobo shouted, and I gaped. Wow, all nine planets?... "But we're running out of time and I need my afternoon snack!" We just had dinner! "So we'll skip to the most affective: Uranus!" I swung my good arm in the air to and fro, getting Bobobo's attention.
"Um, can I not go please?"I begged, and he nodded.
"Okay! Chippy, away!"He exclaimed, and turned back into the squirrel with the jet pack, grabbing Torpedo Girl and exploding into the sky with everyone but Beauty and Gasser.
"Good call sis-"Beauty was cut off by them immediatly crashing back down to Earth, with all sorts of memerobilia like butt-hats, butt-gloves, butt-shoes, and my favorite, butt-gum. Torpedo Girl stood for a moment, then began to wobble, and crashed to the ground, twitching.
"Yeah!"Beauty exclaimed jumping up and down. I sighed for a moment, relieved, until a loud alarm began to sound.
"What's that?"I asked, looking around.
"Some sort of alarm!"Gasser shouted, just as the ground began to shake. I cursed quietly and managed to get to my feet, Beauty and Bobobo taking my arms and helping me walk over to the others.
"Don't worry, just huddle together and the ground will hold!"Bobobo exclaimed.
So naturally our spot was the only one that collapsed. We plummeted towards the floor, Bobobo shouting,
"Don't worry, it's not too far to the bottom!"
"Not the issue!"I shouted, seeing more bear traps below. I squeezed my eyes shut, aware that I was going to land on my bad shoulder, until two arms wrapped around me just as we hit the ground, cushioning my fall.
I gasped, opening my eyes and looking down to see Bobobo laying there.
"Bobobo! Are you okay?"I asked, and He sat up, pushing me to his lap.
"I'm fine, don't worry!"He exclaimed cheerfully. I looked behind him and saw about fifteen bear traps attacking his back, and gaped.
"You are so not alright!"I exclaimed, and quickly began removing them with my good arm.
"Sis! The ceiling's falling!"Beauty exclaimed, and I looked down to see huge chunks of it falling.
"Crap!"I shouted, running over to her while dragging Bobobo behind me. I had to find a way to protect them all, but it looked pretty hopeless...
"Transport!" A familiar voice shouted, and everything went black. When I was able to see again, we were in a field surrounded by trees, with Suzi standing there, smiling at us. I gasped and exclaimed,
"Suz!"
"Hey! Are you okay?"She asked, seeing my less-than put together state.
"I'll heal."I mused, and Bobobo asked,
"Wait, don't you work for Battleship?"
She smiled and nodded, blonde hair falling in her face.
"Yes, I do. But once I heard that you guys stumbled upon Amy's Brother's base, I came here quickly. I might work for the Hair Hunters, but Amy's my best friend, and I'd hate to lose her." She smiled at me and we winked at eachother. Right after Softon, I'd met Suzi, and it would be hard to say I hadn't missed her.
"Sis?"Beauty asked, pulling on my pant leg. I looked down at her, and gaped.
Over stood there, panting and covered in marks and cuts, scissors to Beauty's throat and that same damn smirk on his face. I grit my teeth and shouted,
"Put her down Over! She's got nothing to do with this!"
"Oh, but I think she does! Didn't she take my place after I left for bigger and better things?"He asked, and I pulled out four needles for each hand.
"It wouldn't be hard to take a place that was never there in the first place."I shot back at him, and then said,
"Super Fist of the Scorpion: Black Sting!" I threw a needle at him, but he dodged, allowing Beauty time to duck under his arm and run towards a waiting Gasser. Over grit his teeth in anger and I took the opening to run at him. He turned on a dime and ran right back at me, both of us closing the space between us quickly.
Until my legs gave out and a shot of pain ran through my body, making me drop to my knees and cringe. I looked up to see Over on one knee, as well, holding one of the spots I'd hit him in earlier with the Deathstalker attack. We both painfully looked up at eachother, aware of the severe damage done to our bodies by the other. I wanted to keep fighting, had to, but knew my physical limitations, and I crossed them a long time ago.
"Stop this fighting, it's nonesense!"Bobobo scolded, neither Over nor I taking our angry eyes off the other.
"You're siblings, you're supposed to be giving eachother nuggies and helping each other with homework! Playing board games and football and having pasta-throwing fights! Not trying to destroy eachother!"Bobobo shouted, standing behind me. I held Over's stare and Suzi walked over to Over, looking at me with determined eyes.
"Amy, you're my best friend, and I don't want to see you get hurt any more than you are now. If you must, please, continue this fight at anouther time. Until then, I'll transport Over to Zar Baldie Bald, where he can begin picking out floor tiles for his new base."She explained.
Even if I wanted to, I couldn't protest. I didn't have the strength. Instead, I gave one last look at Over's angry features, eyebrows knitted together and wild white hair in his face, before looking down at the ground.
"Teleport!"Suzi exclailmed, and they dissapeared. Once they were gone, an overwhelming feeling of defeat swarmed over me and I bent over, glaring daggers at the ground.
"Amy?"Jiggler asked, and I shook my head.
"I couldn't beat him."I said angrily.
"Sis, it's okay, we all know you're stronger than that creep!"Beauty tried to encourage me, and I sighed. There was no use in brooding over it with Beauty here, with it already done. The feeling of inferiority would remain, but I'd get over for now, for the group. I moved, trying to stand but feeling weak. I'd put my body through too much lately, and it was punishing me just the same as I'd done it.
"Up we go!"Bobobo exclaimed, reaching down and lifting me up easily. I looked up at him, surprised for a second, but then a feeling of exauhstion hit me like a ton of bricks, which Don was coincidentally holding and hitting Jiggler with.
I yawned, resting in Bobobo's big arms and chest.
"Hey...guys...you think I could take a small nap?"I asked, and they all began to laugh.
"Go ahead, you earned it today!"Beauty exclaimed, and I smiled. Because I felt good for the first time today, really good. Yeah, Over had been a tie, but I had a feeling I'd get anouther chance at him. Besides, surrounded by my friends as they began to sing the Friends theme song, things seemed pretty good, as I drifted off to sleep against Bobobo.
Over's p.o.v***
She was strong. Too strong. I'd barely kept up my act of being uninjured, even had to fall to a knee in that last fight. My fingers gripped the windowsill and I glared out at the dark land, imagining her travelling with that Bobobo. With him, she'd only grow stronger. Hell, the Chrome Dome never expected her to get as strong as she was, but if she got even stronger... That could be dangerous. She had to be stopped, had to cease this power surge. That had been the toughest battle I'd ever been in, and that wasn't even including the one with Bobobo.
"Who would have thought...my own little sister.."I had to stop her. Or else...
"I'm thinking peach, to go with your wardrobe!"Billy the stylist chimed in. First, to vent my anger...
Softon's p.o.v***
She was hurt, badly. That much I knew. Something deep inside of me told me so, the part of me that wanted to protect her, the part that was currently making me buy a ticket to Holy Guacamole Land, where I knew that group was headed. I'd tried the part where I only involved myself with them every now and again, but it wasn't working. She was seriously injured now, which wouldn't have happened had I been there. No, this time I was staying for good.
If only I could convince the ticket girl that, no, this was not my real head and that, yes, you could serve tickets to ice cream.
