Holy cow do you even still remember me? Goodness I'm awful! Anyway somehow I was able to finish another one. Can't believe I haven't touched upon this topic. Well, here goes it!
Fanfiction Trauma
Chapter 37: Fluffy flufftastic Willifer
"What just happened!?" Will snapped as he scanned the room. "Are we still here!?"
"Eh... Duh." Garcia replied with a raised brow. "Where else would we be?"
"But it's been months!" He retorted. "How can we possibly still be here!? Didn't we start this years ago?"
JJ frowned at him and sat him back down. "Pipe down or you'll wake the boys up."
"Boys?" Will repeated incredulously. "Shouldn't they be at least a year older now? They're still boys?"
"If we aged in the span of a few hours I'd be pretty worried." Blake chimed in from her spot.
"Hours? But it's been—"
"About one minute since we finished reading the last story." Rossi added. "The zombie one don't you recall? I was just reading it. You even liked you character's depiction."
Will still seemed perplexed.
Hotch eyed the detective with concern. "It seems your condition is worse than I thought."
JJ gently gripped her husband's face, examining him more thoroughly. "Will, honey, you aren't well. These stories have really affected you."
"What were we reading again?" He asked.
"The one with the Walking Dead crossover. You, Ashley, and Derek were the stars of it."
"Sadly," Morgan muttered as he recalled the OOC.
Suddenly Will's eyes lit up like a Christmas tree. "Oh yeah!" He stood upwards and turned to Kevin. "That's when you said something bout' being able to choose what characters you want right?"
Kevin gulped as all eyes fell upon him. "D-Did I forget to mention that earlier?"
Morgan grabbed him by the collar. "You are a dead man Kevin. Oh and trust me it'll be a lot worse than fanfiction dot net has ever seen."
"Hey come on," He pleaded. "We're all in this together right? I've helped you up till now. It must've slipped my mind with all this craziness we've encountered. Can you blame a guy?"
Morgan relented quickly and released his grip. "I'm sorry man. Guess we're all a little on edge here. So, want to tell us what exactly you meant by being able to pick and all?"
"I'll demonstrate," Kevin answered as he sat on the chair. "You see these, they're the function where you can put in any character you want, as well as the genre."
"Is this basically like when we send Garcia information to narrow down the search for an unsub?" Blake asked.
"Erm," Kevin paused briefly before nodding. "Yeah, yeah, something like that."
"Wow look at this," Garcia added as she eyed the screen. "It legit has all our names. Strauss, Anderson, Jordan, you name it!"
"So we can really choose what we can read?" Emily said, almost to herself than to the others.
"Can it be?" Reid murmured, his eyes gleaming with excitement at this newfound discovery.
"I'll read!" Morgan declared.
Seaver raised a brow. "Since when are you so eager to read?"
He grinned. "Since I found out about all the freedom there is to Fanfiction dot net, so, basically about five minutes ago."
"I wouldn't mind reading..." Blake muttered, curious to explore this new side of fanfiction dot net.
Everyone was suddenly edging towards the chair, determination flowing through them.
Suddenly a mad scramble erupted as they all dashed for the chair. This only caused them to topple over one another creating a big ball of adults lying in a heap on the floor.
"Damn it Reid get off my chest!" Emily said as she tried shoving him off.
"I'd be more than happy too if Will could get off my back!"
Hotch took it upon himself to solve the conflict, no one said being team leader would be easy. "Everyone compose yourselves and take a seat."
The group began doing as ordered and huddling together.
"We shall resolve this as we've been doing from the beginning." Hotch stated. "Since Rossi read he'll be spinning the bottle. Only this time if it lands on him he can choose if he wants to read it or not. Is that clear?"
"Crystal clear boss man." Garcia replied with a salute.
"Seems fair to me." Blake added.
"Here goes," Rossi said once they were in position. With a push the bottle began spinning.
Emily bit her nail in anticipation. "Oh please let it be me. Give me the chance to find a good, non OOC, story with absolutely no irony in it about myself."
"That's lame as hell," Morgan exclaimed. "I'm going to find one that has zero slash with me and Reid. It'll have me paired up with as many of you lucky ladies as I can include."
The bottle stopped.
"Yes! Yes! Yes!" Will cheered. He was jumping for joy all over the room.
"This is bull!" Morgan complained angrily.
"Hahah!" Will laughed in his face before jabbing his pointer finger in his direction. "Suck that Derek! Suck that!"
Amazingly Jack and Henry remained fast asleep.
Will breathed in before dramatically breathing out. He then made his way to the chair that he hated five minutes ago (although it felt like years to him).
"Should you be allowed to read?" Seaver asked with concern. "I mean your sanity is questionable at best."
"Appreciate the concern but I'm good," Will replied with a dismissive hand. "Especially since I'll have all the power here."
"He's got a point." Rossi said. "In fact if all goes well this could be the perfect remedy to his condition."
"We may have just found the cure for Will and Reid's fanfiction-itis." Blake added with hope.
"Got one!" Will shouted like a maniac. He was practically jumping in his seat. "Get on over here."
Eagerly they went to their spots.
A Day of Love for Will and JJ
Emily rolled her eyes. "Why am I not surprised."
By UltimateWilliferFan
"What's Willifer?" Garcia asked, the question being directed to the fanfiction expert, Kevin.
"I can only assume it's your ship name."
Will paused his reading to turn his head. "My what? I don't have any boats."
"No it's short for relationship," Garcia said, not being foreign to the topic. She watched enough fandoms to know what ships were. "Usually they combine names and it stands for a pairing you support."
Will grinned and nudged JJ. "Darling you hear that? Someone actually ships us, can you believe it?"
"Eh... It's a bit creepy if you ask me."
Blake shrugged. "I think it's kind of cute."
This made Will smile. "Thanks Blake!"
Summary: This story revolves around the absolutely best pairing in this entire fandom: Will and JJ.
"I can't believe it, I can't believe it. I found gold. This is real. JJ, pinch me sweetheart."
JJ rolled her eyes.
The two have luckily found some free time after getting a vacation. We'll be taking a look at a day in their lives outside of work. So get ready for ultimate fluffiness!
Emily cringed. "Come on Will! We don't want to hear this sappy crap."
Will shot her the stink eye. "Tough luck Em. I have the mouse so I have the power. So sit back and enjoy the fluff."
"I'm kinda not a fan either." Kevin added. He then placed a hand on Will's shoulder. "But for my fellow bashed bro I'll endure anything."
"Much appreciated."
Will stepped into their five star hotel bedroom in Hawaii happily. Him and the love of his life JJ were finally alone together. It had been too long. They had the entire beach to themselves after he'd rented it.
"Hah! Yeah right!" Morgan cut in.
"Come on honey wake up." He said. "I've brought you breakfast in bed."
"Oh Will," JJ cooed. "You are the most outstanding, amazing, loving, great, superb,—
"God this is so cringey." Emily groaned.
The others all seemed to agree.
Will on the other hand was absorbing the story like a sponge.
—wonderful man in the entire planet. Thank you. Everyday you surprise me. Our love is just so unbreakable."
"What can I say honey," He grinned. "I'd do anything for the most beautiful, incredible, intelligent,—
Emily was hating this. "Oh Lord someone give me a barf bag."
Kevin yawned in boredom. It wasn't that he disliked fluff stories, he just despised the overly fluffy ones. Without another thought he gently leaned his head on the closest thing, which came in the form of Hotch's shoulder.
Hotch glanced at him briefly before returning to the screen.
bravest woman in the world. Our love was written in stone and not one person was going to come between it. He climbed onto the bed and swung an arm around her. "What do you want to do later my honey bunny?"
The laughs that echoed behind him did nothing to deter Will's glee.
"How about we go for a walk on the beach?"
"How utterly cliché." Rossi grumbled in disinterest.
"Anything for you my princess."
JJ nodded. "Thanks my strapping man beef."
"How can you not see the complete OOC here Will?" Emily asked in disbelief.
"OOC? What OOC?"
"Unbelievable... Is your desire for seeing a story with you and JJ blinding you this much? It's clear as day for God's sake!"
He shot her down with a wave of his hand. "Oh you're just imagining it."
"We'll take a trip through the garden and make our way out then." He said before planting a kiss on her cheek.
Once she was finished and had gotten ready Will scooped her in his arms.
"The elevator awaits us my love."
They exited their room and entered the hallway, where an assortment of roses laid on the ground, beneath it was a red carpet leading to the elevator.
"Okay this is too much!" Morgan said. "How the hell can you even afford all that? And where are the other guests that are staying in the hotel? Were they okay with you vandalizing the hallway?"
"It is strange, to say the least." Reid added.
JJ placed a hand to her chest and gasped. "Oh Will did you do all this for me?"
"Of course babe, I love you. I'd do anything for the most perfect woman in the world."
"Aww! You're more perfect!"
"No you're more perfect!"
"No you're more perfect!"
"We're both perfect!"
"God I hope your characters get hit by a truck." Emily spat. "And with the stupidity that is this story, a truck on the beach wouldn't be too far of a stretch."
As they stepped outside the hotel and onto the beach, they were greeted to bunnies flocking about.
"How could there be bunnies on a beach!?" Emily snapped, flailing her arms up.
"Alright nobody likes a backseat driver." Will grumbled.
"This is the best day ever." JJ sighed dreamily as they twirled around the beach.
Will only set her on her feet when they were in the water. It felt refreshing on their skin. "That's because you deserve nothing but the best."
She smiled. "I love you Will."
"I love you too."
"I love you more."
He nuzzled her face. "No I love you more."
Morgan began making gagging noises.
Seaver nudged Reid and whispered. "This is a bit exaggerated now don't you think?"
Reid nodded. "Yeah, at least we're not in it though."
"It's nice to have some time to ourselves in all honesty." JJ said. "We don't really have moments like these."
"No kidding." Will replied with a laugh. It was only fair the Bureau went easy on you. Especially since Derek got his vacation last month with Savannah."
"Who?"
JJ chuckled. "Who would have thought he'd get married?"
"What!?"
"But I'm happy for him. It was about time."
"Piss off," Morgan scoffed. "I'm not married to anyone. I don't even know a Savannah! Damn authors and their need to always add an OC." He paused to ponder for a moment. "Although I will say that it's a nice name."
"Hopefully she isn't a Mary Sue." Garcia said.
"I agree."
"See Derek, even JJ's character agrees with me."
"Tell me, are you enjoying this day?"
"Of course I am Will. There's no place I'd rather be with than with my shooting star."
Reid and Seaver giggled amongst themselves.
"Damn it Will," Emily barked, having lost her patience by now. "Can't you see the OOC in this? I know you can." But Will remained unresponsive; his eyes were glued to the screen. "Freaking look at me!"
It was as if the detective was in his own little world as he didn't register her words, only serving to irritate her.
Emily frowned and approached him. "Why you..."
"Knock it off Emily," JJ said, standing in front of her and cutting her from reaching Will.
"You can't be serious JJ. You're deluding him. You're making him think this is a good story when it's not. There's terrible OOC and ridiculous plot holes. Like how can there be freaking bunnies on a beach? Why is no one else in that hotel? If his sanity is being hurt here than you're only adding to it."
JJ lowered her gaze. "I know. It's just... I haven't seen him this happy since we got here. Let him have this."
"I feel the same way."
They stared at each other lovingly before leaning in. Their lips met, sealing their love.
A/N: Yeah no CM couple compares to this! Drop a review folks. ;]
"Well of course I am!" Will finally spoke. Enthusiasm radiated off him as he typed his review. "Thank you for writing this wonderful story. I can see you got an eye for talent. Keep it up UltimateWilliferFan."
"Oh please," Morgan said. "That story was ass and you know it."
"Damn straight." Emily agreed as the two bumped fists.
"You two are just jealous you don't have the love I have with JJ."
"Oh please, even she thought it sucked." Morgan replied mockingly.
Will was taken aback by that and faced his wife. "You don't really think that... do you?"
JJ was about to tell her husband how much she hated it but, then their gazes met, and her heart almost broke. He was wearing such sad puppy eyes, like he'd crumble if she shattered his fantasy. "Don't listen to them. I thought it was nice."
He grinned in sheer joy before bringing her into his arms, lifting her up happily. "That's my honey bunny!"
Emily shook her head and sighed. "Don't say I didn't warn you JJ."
Author's Notes
This was fluff on steroids. Something I hope you don't stumble on.
P.S. Oh and if you must know (or are simply curious), in the previous story, Derek's secret was that he was an android-alien sent on a mission from Planet Droid to save humanity from zombies. Would he have succeeded you ask? Yep. With the help of his legion of robotic space otters by his side he would have beaten the zombies. As well as his trusty partners Will and Seaver.