(Ood Steve walks into Dalek_Who's main office on the top floor amd knocks on the door frame)
Ood Steve: Umm, sir. I have a question about my- (notices Dalek_Who on the floor of the office)
Dalek_Who: (interupting) Steve! Get down!
Ood Steve: What?
Dalek_Who: Get down for Arceus's sakes!
(Ood Steve gets on the ground and crawls over to Dalek_Who by the office's windows)
Dalek_Who: Ood Steve. You're a good butler. You've been working here for a while now.
Ood Steve: Yes…
Dalek_Who: I started this company a year ago. Built this empire with my own bare hands and keyboard. And I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth, either. I started this company with the intentions to not have it being my best story. I won't lie to you. I had to claw my way to the top. Might have stepped on a few fingers and toes; heck, might have even slit a few throats along the way. But that's business.
Ood Steve: But-
Dalek_Who: I forged this corporation with my own blood and sweat. It costed me to break-ups, one hear attack, and 30 or so sessions of constant work. To get this company where it is today. And this morning I walk into my office and the sons of a Bidoofs at my brother's company put a sniper on my roof.
Ood Steve: Come again, sir?
Dalek_Who: A sniper. A trained killer specializing in long distances. Quiet, stealthy; but above all else; patient.
Ood Steve: Hah, sir, I don't think they'd put a sniper on their roof.
Dalek_Who: Sure they would! It's the right move! They don't want my rise to fame to continue anymore than anyone else does. But they have the cojones to do something about it. That's why they're #2. But let me show you why we're #1. Slide me that case by the couch.
(Ood Steve crawls over to the couch he is next to and pulls out a case which he slides to Dalek_Who)
Dalek_Who: (opening up the case) You see, business is all about being able to adapt. Learning how to roll with the punches. (putting together the contents in the case) I'm going to need you to pop up and give me a twenty on him.
Ood Steve: What?
Dalek_Who: (just got done putting the pieces to his sniper rifle together) I know he's on the seventy-fifth floor but I am not sure if he is on the third or fourth window to the left.
Ood Steve: Umm… ok.
Dalek_Who: Now don't worry. He's got a beat on me, so if your quick he won't have enough time to re-adjust.
(Ood Steve's eyes widen as he gets up and looks out the window and then ducks down)
Ood Steve: Oh my Arceus, you're right! Oh my Arceus, you're right! Umm… third window to the left.
Dalek_Who: (pressed the intercom button) Harvey. Could you send in one of the interns, please.
Dalek_Who: (gets his finger off the button) You see. Everything worthwhile takes sacrifice! You'd be good to remember that. You can't make an omelet without breaking some eggs.
(Mizukage rushes into the room)
Mizukage: More coffee, sir?
(A loud bang, a shattering of a window's glass, and Mizukage's head exploding all happening at the same moment)
(Dalek_Who takes three shots with his sniper at the window of Otokage's place)
Ood Steve: JESUS! OHHH, MY ARCEUS!
Dalek_Who: You see, it takes about three and a half seconds to reload and trace another target, which gives me an adequate window to fire off a couple rounds. Pure business! (picks up a large fragment of glass next to him and tilts and angles it while looking into it) And…. that is a kill! (drops his sniper) You see, patience and sacrifice yield rewards. Business! (Picks up his office phone) This is probably them now!
(On the other line)
?: Otokage, please come to the phone.
Dalek_Who: I'll bet he wants to talk.
(Otokage gets on the phone)
Dalek_Who: Otokage! You son of a Bidoof! Nice try with that sniper!
(Conversation from the other line)
Dalek_Who: Yeah! You took out one of my coffee boys! I'll bet I knocked Meta's head clear off! Now let's get down to business. This co-op is going on whether you like it or not. But how much is it going to cost you to expend some of your money and dignity into this.
(One of the office's window's shatter and a canister lands on the ground)
Ood Steve: Uhh?
Dalek_Who: FLASH BOMB!
(The flash bomb explodes and a bright, blinding light is released)
Ood Steve: (fanning smoke away from him) JESUS! ARCEUS!
Dalek_Who: (turning a crank that is angling the mortar next to him) Ood Steve quite down; I'm on the phone! 10% is robbery and you know that! Harvey didn't even get 5% in the preen-up! (snaps at Ood Steve)
(Ood Steve turns around and finds a box of mortar shells which he takes and throws one to Dalek_Who)
Dalek_Who: What I'm saying is 5% domestic and 1% international. And that is my final offer! (drops the mortar shell into the mortar and ducks)
(The mortar shoots the shell out the window and at the rival building, a loud boom echoes from the other building)
Dalek_Who: You still there?... I'll bet we have a deal! (laughing) Alright…. Say hello to Meta for me… Uh huh…. See you at dinner. (hangs up the phone) Business…. Plain and simple.
(A mortified Ood Steve looks out the window at the building across the street, the noises of police cars and ambulances from below)
Dalek_Who: Now… what is it you wanted to talk to me about?
Ood Steve: Umm…. My brother is getting married in two weeks and I was wandering if I could have that Friday as a vacation day…. Would you sign my slip?
Dalek_Who: No.
Pokemon Spotlight: Buizel
Dalek_Who: Buizel is a water type weasel Pokemon. It is orange and has a buoyancy collar around its neck and the same markings on its face as the other weasel type Pokemon Furret. It has what seems to be a split tail to act like a propeller. It also has blue fins on its arms.
Ood Steve: (picking up glass from the broken window) Boy Buizels have two white spots on their back, and the girls only have one. And occasionally they will carry the Wacan berry which lowers the effectiveness of electric type moves.
Dalek_Who: Its highest stat is Speed, but its second highest are Attack and Special Attack, which makes it quite the qucik fighter…. Like a tie fighter from Star Wars!
Harvey: Colo. (Terrible connection….)
Dalek_Who: Whatever. Anyway, its Pokelathon stats are good for Jumping and Speed. Its weak against Grass and Electric Types (I don't know why I tell you people this. It is sorta obvious by now, but whateva). It is strong against fire, rock, and ground. It has some pretty powerful and diverse moves for an unevolved Pokemon. It can learn moves like Razor Wind, Focus Punch, Blizzard, Iron Tail, Dig, Rock Tomb, and Surf.
Ood Steve: Buizel evolves at level 26, into Floatzel. Buizel's shiny form is quite interesting. It is Buizel with a bright yellow body and a white floatation sac.
Dalek_Who: Hahah. You said sac!
(Dalek_Who and Harvey both crack up laughing)
Ood Steve: Very mature. Buizel however has one dark, dark secret.
Harvey: (still laughing) Ludi (What's that?)
Ood Steve: He is just like Tails from the Sonic the Hedgehog series.
Dalek_Who: WHAT! LET ME SEE THAT!
(Takes the similarities paper from Ood Steve)
Dalek_Who: By George Lucas he's right!
Ood Steve: One, yes I know. Two, stop it with the Star Wars references.
Dalek_Who: Aside from them being both like rodents and being orange. They both have split tails which they use to propel themselves in the air. Mind you, however, Buizels can't fly.
Harvey: Ludicolo! (Or can they? (Harvey straps a jet pack to a Buizel)
Dalek_Who: Floatzel is Buizel's evolvement and looks like he is wearing black lipstick which he put on in the car. Obviously Floatzel is bigger and looks stronger than Buizel, because he is. As before, its Speed is its highest stat, but its Attack becomes stronger than its Special Attack, and its Health is now as strong as its Special Attack.
Ood Steve: I think it got more balanced at the Pokelathon than actually specializing in something. And it can learn Crunch and Giga Impact now.
Harvey: Ludi Ludicolo (And its shiny form is the same as Buizel's shiny form.)
Dalek_Who: And that pretty much wraps up Buizel and Floatzel. They are pretty basic, but they are cool and can be a good addition to your team. Remember that just because celebrities are dead, it doesn't meant they can't press charges. Also, prior to popular belief (not really popular belief just some belief that people don't agree with) the Beatles are epic. David Tennant is epic. The Tardis is epic. The Beatles and David Tennant in the Tardis are absolute epicness and cannot be stopped. So sorry if you wanted Mizukage to be dead. But we can still torture him…. or love him…. your choice. And trust me, I have plenty of blood-thirsty and murder in me. You may think that I do not. But no shows like Tokyo Gore Police can defeat the intense blood and gore of Hellsing (the anime), and Cannibal Halocaust (the banned movie)
Ood Steve: Is that all, sir?
Dalek_Who: Yeah. That should do. now Ood Steve clean up this mess.
Ood Steve: Yes, sir…. (starts to clean up the messy and glass strewn floor of the office)