Chapter 36
"Is it just me, or is Ratchet diabolically evil?" Rex announced his entrance. Pockets glanced at him and started to turn back to the conversation he'd been sharing with his little brother. He froze and swung back around to look at his friend when he realized that the dude's hair was a God-awful pastel pink.
"What the hell...?" Pockets started. Rex scowled, "Don't SAY anything."
Jo snorted, "What, Joker? one of your master plans backfire on you?"
"Rule number one," he said, "Don't ever piss off the doc-bot. That big yellow bastard gets creative when he's mad. This-" he pointed at his ruined faux-hawk, "-is only the beginning. And this isn't near as bad as what he did to Mud and Skidz."
Pockets shook his head, "Man, I worry about you sometimes..."
Rex grinned, flopping down on the end of the bed. He waggled his eyebrows, "You hear that Bolt or whatever the hell his name is finally got around to talking to Demi?"
"Yeah, he's coming home with us for a few days, she invited him."
"I says how you taking all the giant robots walking around?" He asked, turning to Jo.
"...Well, they're giant, and they're walking, and they're robots," she sent him a look, "how do you think?"
"Can't stay hidden in here forever," Rex shrugged, "Hey, Big Foot, I gots a question."
"What now?"
"They dropped the big evil bad-ass in the middle of the ocean...couldn't the decepticons pull him out and fix him or something?"
Pockets blinked at him slowly. Megatron...in the ocean? He narrowed his eyes almost suspiciously, "What the hell are you talking about? His body isn't even...here anymore."
This time, it was Rex's turn to look confused, "What?"
"Demona said Prime had Ratchet and Ironhide melt down his corpse," Pockets explained, "she argued like hell with the government about it. They can't pull some mojo and revive him because his body is gone. That's why she told them to do it."
Rex gave a low whistle, "The big boys are in deep shit then."
"What do you mean?"
"Because they didn't melt his big dark ass down. We was walking past the hangar in time to hear your mom jump all over Prime's ass for it in the middle of a big meeting with some moron in a suit."
"Oh shit," Pockets whispered, "Sisters going to be pissed...they lied to her."
Jo blinked, "I am so lost..."
Short and crappy...not too funny. The infos kinda spontaneous but it serves a point...And yeah...the humans won the battle over Megatron's 'burial', Prime just never told Demona...
Demona and her family, Jo, and the story all belongs to me. Transformers does not.