Chapter 36

New blog entry posted 21/5/12

We're home!

You know what? we've actually been home for ages! We just had a bit of a crisis. Me and Aaron might as well open a flipping hotel! Ed flooded the villa so he and Flynn are staying with us for the foreseeable! Gary's not too happy! He's forwarded the bill onto Ed and Flynn too so they're pissed off that they have to pay for all of the damages...but they have flooded his house so they've got to do it. Apparently Ed had a bit of a brutal game and hurt his shoulder so he intended to relax in the bath before he went to bed. Trouble is, he fell asleep as the bath was running, Flynn's still in the cast so he couldn't do anything either. They had a huge argument about it, and still aren't talking to each other. You could honestly cut the tension with a knife it's that bad!

Aaron has actually been trying to play peacemaker, but it's fallen on deaf ears. It hasn't helped though that Aaron keeps trying to lighten the mood by making jokes about it. I know he doesn't mean anything by it but Flynn shot him a look, and if looks could kill, well, I'd be a widow.

But anyway, all that aside...Is it a bit sick of me to say that I was on lunch earlier today and while im sitting there eating my tuna sandwich, I suddenly asked myself if Heather Mills can do the hokey cokey without her leg falling off? I mean she's fucked when it gets to the "shake it all about" bit...

So yeah... Over and out and all that. :)

Comments:

Aaron: Urm, yes that is a lil bit sick Jackson.

JLovesA: Have you changed you username AGAIN?

Aaron: Yes! It bloody hurt me fingers typing out me other one!

JLovesA: Are you actually gonna stick to this one this time?

Aaron: Until I get bored of it, yeah!

AdamB: You've been hanging around Aaron too much lad! Poor Heather!

Aaron: Hey dont blame me! and Poor Heather? Do ya fancy her Adam?

AdamB: She's quite fit, yeah. Wonder if she takes it off whe she...well...y'know.

Aaron: Eww! I don't even wanna think about that!

RippedRyan: Certainly one way of getting her "leg over"

Aaron: God Adam you are such a man-whore!

AdamB: I'm not a man-whore, you are!

Aaron: Oh yeah. I'm such a whore I've only slept with one guy. How many girls have you slept with, Adam?

AdamB: Three.

JLovesA: And how many girls were you in a relationship with at the time?

AdamB: Alright! I may have cheated on all of them, but it still doesn't make me a whore!

Aaron: When you sleep with someone old enough to be your mum, who is actually the mother of the girl you were dating at the time, after you cheated on Scarlett to be with said girl... Kinda does, mate!

ChasD: Aaron love, how you getting on?

RippedRyan: No-one talking to me then? Helloooooo?

Aaron: You mean with the PTSD? Yeah I'm ok. Good days, bad days...Just gotta keep on going, right?

JLovesA: It'll go away soon babe. I'm here for ya. x

Aaron: Yeah. Just wish the nightmares would. Speaking of nightmares., change your fucking text tone! Nearly shit myself when I heard the bloody Jaws theme playing away at 3am this morning! That music is scary shit, man!

ChasD: I'm here for you too kid. I'm not gonna lie to you I don't really understand PTSD and how I can help make it go away, but if you ever need to get anything off your chest, you know where I am. x

Aaron: Cheers mum. :)

RippedRyan: Aye well fuck ya you big shower of bastards. *flounces off*

JLovesA: What's up with Ryan?

Aaron: No idea!

FlynnDiesel: Guys, I'm sorry me and Ed have been impossible to live with. I can't stay mad at him forever, can I? It was just an accident, not like he meant to do it.

HazelNuts: Of course it's not, Flynn. I flooded my Jackson's flat on the first night i stayed there, back when he lived in Hotten. We ended off moving in with Paddy and Mardy-arse. The attitude Aaron had back then I'd of rather chanced hypothermia.

Aaron: Hey! I apologised for that, and bought you wine and chocolates!

HazelNuts: No you didn't!

Aaron: Well i thought about it then, and they do say it's the THOUGHT that counts!