A/N: HavocFuery! GLEE! Okay, this is cute. n.n Promise, it's adorable. No angst. All happy-happy-joy-jo--(pauses)…shutting up now.
Disclaimer: Always dress up your leftovers: one clever way is with top hats and canes.
Boyfriend
"Havoc, why don't you have a girlfriend?" Edward absentmindedly flicked an already smoked cigarette only to have it slide on the desk a few inches. He scowled at it.
"Because Mustang steals them all," Havoc murmured through his cigarette. He watched amusedly as Edward clapped his hands and transmuted the cigarette butt into a decent sized pebble. He watched the boy aim it and flick it and was rewarded by an 'Ouch, what the hell--FULLMETAL!'
"Why don't you do something about it?" Edward snickered as Roy waved a fist at Edward and slammed the office door.
Havoc leaned back in his chair and flicked his cigarette into the ash tray. "Because I don't need a girlfriend anymore. I have someone now that Roy will never go for."
Edward looked over to Havoc. "Oh really? Some girl he dated that had threatened to castrate him if he tried to go near her?"
"Nope."
"Who?"
Fuery walked in with a stack of papers. Before anyone could react, Havoc pulled the young man onto his lap and instantly began nuzzling him. Fuery blushed as well as Edward.
"I've got my boyfriend."
A/N: So cute, neh? I couldn't resist having something happen to Roy. I just had to have Ed do something. n.n
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