The Twelve Days of Coldfront
And now, a Christmas Carol…
On the first day of Coldfront, the Administrator sees
A ham sandwich on a Christmas tree!
On the second day of Coldfront, the Administrator sees
Two bolts of lightning and a ham sandwich on a Christmas tree!
On the third day of Coldfront, the Administrator sees
Three Texans dancing, two bolts of lightning and a ham sandwich on a Christmas tree!
On the fourth day of Coldfront, the Administrator sees
Four Medics laughing, three Texans dancing, two bolts of lightning, and a ham sandwich on a Christmas tree!
On the fifth day of Coldfront, the Administrator sees
Five Flash Grenades!
Four Medics laughing, three Texans dancing, two bolts of lightning, and a ham sandwich on a Christmas tree!
On the sixth day of Coldfront, the Administrator sees
Six Soldiers jumping
Five Flash Grenades!
Four Medics laughing, three Texans dancing, two bolts of lightning, and a ham sandwich on a Christmas tree!
On the seventh day of Coldfront, the Administrator sees
Seven Poisoned Arrows, Six Soldiers jumping
Five Flash Grenades!
Four Medics laughing, three Texans dancing, two bolts of lightning, and a ham sandwich on a Christmas tree!
On the eighth day of Coldfront, the Administrator sees
Eight Scouts sprinting, Seven Poisoned Arrows, Six Soldiers jumping
Five Flash Grenades!
Four Medics laughing, three Texans dancing, two bolts of lightning, and a ham sandwich on a Christmas tree!
On the ninth day of Coldfront, the Administrator sees
Nine Dead Ringers, Eight Scouts sprinting, Seven Poisoned Arrows, Six Soldiers jumping
Five Flash Grenades!
Four Medics laughing, three Texans dancing, two bolts of lightning, and a ham sandwich on a Christmas tree!
On the tenth day of Coldfront, the Administrator sees
Ten clean machetes, Nine Dead Ringers, Eight Scouts sprinting, Seven Poisoned Arrows, Six Soldiers jumping
Five Flash Grenades!
Four Medics laughing, three Texans dancing, two bolts of lightning, and a ham sandwich on a Christmas tree!
On the eleventh day of Coldfront, the Administrator sees
Eleven drunken Scotsmen, Ten clean machetes, Nine Dead Ringers, Eight Scouts sprinting, Seven Poisoned Arrows, Six Soldiers jumping
Five Flash Grenades!
Four Medics laughing, three Texans dancing, two bolts of lightning, and a ham sandwich on a Christmas tree!
On the twelfth day of Coldfront, the Administrator sees
Twelve Steroid pills, Eleven drunken Scotsmen, Ten clean machetes, Nine Dead Ringers, Eight Scouts sprinting, Seven Poisoned Arrows, Six Soldiers jumping
Five Flash Grenades!
Four Medics laughing, three Texans dancing, two bolts of lightning, and a ham sandwich on a Christmas tree!