Hermione Granger observed the way Ginny Weasley's eyes would linger on the Slytherin table at breakfast.

Pansy Parkinson was irked by the fact that Draco Malfoy no longer paid attention to her between classes.

Ron Weasley was incensed when he caught the enemy appreciating his sister's backside in the hall.

Harry Potter was puzzled, but didn't miss the admiring poetry.

Theodore Nott scowled and gave Blaise Zabini five Galleons.

Lavender Brown spent hours in the Common Room talking loudly about the cons of dating Slytherin boys.

Michael Corner sulked everywhere he went.

Vincent Crabbe was puzzled, but didn't miss the regular upbraiding.

Seamus Finnegan wondered how Lavender knew so much about Slytherin boys.

Daphne Greengrass tried to set fire to Ginny Weasley's hair in the middle of the Great Hall.

Astoria Greengrass got away with it.

Dennis Creevey developed a schoolboy appreciation for Ginny's new hair cut.

Molly Weasley sent letters laden with hinted worries.

Severus Snape noted that the Weasley girl's Potions marks were improving.

Luna Lovegood dreamed that the Nargles were more active than usual.

Lucius Malfoy sent letters laden with hinted threats.

Trelawney predicted the joining of the serpent and the lion and imminent death for all.

Parvati Patil started sharing unsolicited advice about beauty and…well.

Argus Flich developed a habit of wrenching open broom closets and yelling "Aha!" to the mops.

Dean Thomas glared everywhere he went.

Colin Creevey swallowed and turned the camera over to a very persuasive Draco Malfoy.

Mrs. Norris developed a habit of staying away from broom closets.

Gregory Goyle just felt lost.

And Blaise Zabini found the whole thing incredibly amusing.


A/N: I think this one is hard to read, but I liked the idea and had to see it out. What do you think?