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Dear FanFiction Writers,
Draco Malfoy and I are not 'besties.' We're not even good friends, really.
And I may be a Slytherin but that doesn't mean I am a super-evil villain out to get everyone. I'm just a regular Slytherin guy trying to get on with my life.
For the record, I'm not quiet because I'm a slimy snake who is constantly plotting everyones downfall. I honestly could care less about the Dream Team and whatever the hell they get up to. FYI: I'm not the suffering-in-silent, brooding type either.
As for the whole Death Eater gig, well I'm not one of them. That's not to say I don't believe in pureblood elitism - because I do - but I just think there are smarter ways to go about these things. Seriously, what so-called Dark Lord can get defeated by a baby. Besides, I've been hearing talk lately that he's not as pure-blooded as he's cracked himself up to be.
Lastly, I play strictly on the straight side of the fence. Though, Daphne Greengrass is not my girlfriend.
Sincerely, Theodore Nott.
P.S. For the love of Merlin, Granger is not my long lost sister. Sweet Salazar.