Aria Meloetta was getting bored of vanilla icing. She craved something new, something different. She was looking at the fridge in her kitchen, sitting on a wooden chair all by her lonesome. She sighed as she had her black, paddle shaped hands on her face.
"Gee, vanilla icing sure is boring," Meloetta muttered, narrowing her eyes.
When suddenly YANMEGA CAME CRASHING THROUGH THE ROOF, LANDING ON THE WOODEN TABLE AND BREAKING IT. MELOETTA GASPED, but no one really cared about that.
"Yo, I'm Yanmega, and I'm fucking awesome!" Yanmega boasted as he grabbed Meloetta. "And I heard you were bored of vanilla icing, yeah?"
Meloetta nodded her head slowly, unsure what was going to happen to her.
"Well, rest your fears, because I'm totally rad, dudette!" Yanmega exclaimed as he tossed Meloetta through the roof, soaring right towards the clear blue sky. He then started ramming into Meloetta several times, smashing her right back down to the ground, causing her entire house to collapse on itself.
Meloetta groaned as she stuck her head out of the wooden mess, the annoying anime swirls on her eyes. Yanmega came back down, holding a carton of cherry icing.
"Since you're bored of vanilla, try cherry! It's totally radical!" Yanmega exclaimed as he tossed the red lid off and shoved the cherry icing down Meloetta's throat.
Meloetta felt reenergized, and she was getting aroused, pumping her arms into the air. "Yes! YES! This is DELICIOUS!" She giggled with glee as she started zipping around the ruins of her house frantically.
Yanmega laughed as he winked with his right eye. "Now you're getting aroused with power, dudette! SUPER POWER!" And with that, he squadalah'd and took off.