35.1 2003 Verse (Continued from 30.11)
Don had been taking a walk through New York in the year 2105 when he suddenly found himself wrapped in a long tail and snatched right off the street and dragged into a dark alleyway.
Looking up to see his captor, he was surprised to see his and his brothers' clones standing before him, looking more stiff than their usual threatening demeanor.
Sensing there was more to this than just another brawl between them, Don only pulled himself free from his own clone's tail and didn't try to reach for his weapon.
"Is there something I can help you with, gentlemen?" Don asked with only the thinnest veil of sarcasm.
Hearing the sarcasm anyway, the red, blue, and purple clones immediately tried to be more intimidating. But Mikey's clone seemed to miss the memo, and instead blurted out, "Matt here says you can get Dunn's control chips out of us."
Instantly the other three clones' glares shifted from Don to their fourth member.
The yellow clone looked at his brothers in confusion. "What?" he asked cluelessly.
Don, however, looked amused. "Matt?" he asked, glancing over at Leo's clone. "So you took Mikey's advice and got names."
The yellow clone beamed at him. "Yup, sure did," he said brightly, heedless of how his brothers were currently trying to vaporize him with their eyes. "I'm Salvador, and they're Matusik, Magritte, and Apollinaire."
Don grinned. "The Surrealist movement, nice."
Sal nodded, and no doubt would have continued babbling if Gritt hadn't bopped him over the head with one of his big red fists. "Do you ever shut up?" he growled.
Matt rolled his eyes at his siblings, and turned the conversation back to business. "You said you could take their chips out like you did with mine," he said to Don. "What would it cost us for you to do that."
Don gave him a sympathetic look and shrugged. "All my family and I want is for you guys to stop trying to kill us and Cody. Other than that, nothing."
The clones exchanged looks and Apollo said, "That sounds like a reasonable request."
"Yeah, we can do that," agreed Gritt.
Don nodded. "Great, if you like we can go to the penthouse and I can do it right now."
The clones had a brief discussion, before agreeing.
As the went, Don over heard Matt mutter under his breath, "Let's just get this over with before the Inawashi Gunjin show up again."
Don looked over at the large blue clone as it dawned on him that he was looping. How else would he have known the Inawashi Gunjin were set to show up any day now. It looked like he would have to have his family pull him aside later to explain things, but right now he had four clones whose trust he was determined to earn.
35.2 IDW Verse
When meeting his brothers for the first time (again), it occurred to Raph to try out a little joke on his brothers, as well as reveal a certain talent of Mikey's early.
As they approached him to introduce themselves, Raph smirked and said, "Baka wa sō nagaku kakatta nani?"
Behind him, Casey let out a loud snort, and fought very hard to contain his laughter.
Donnie and Leo both stopped short and stared at him in confusion. But Mikey looked indignant and replied, "Sore wa dai tokaidesu, aniki."
Now Leo and Donnie's jaws were practically touching the floor as they stared at their baby brother in utter bewilderment.
Raph joined Casey in trying to hide his laughter, he'd expected Mikey to just respond in English, he didn't think his brother would actually retort in Japanese.
Mikey meanwhile just looked at all of them in confusion, wondering why everyone was looking at him funny. "What?" he asked.
"Mikey," said Donnie slowly. "Raphael just spoke Japanese… and you spoke Japanese back to him."
Mikey's eyes widened in surprise. "Really?" he asked.
The others all nodded with expressions of ranging from amusement to awe.
"Dude," said Mikey in awe. Then his face split into a wide grin. "I just realized, I can read more manga now!"
Donnie slapped his forehead in annoyance, Leo just looked confused, and Raph and Casey could no longer contain their snickering.
35.3 Mulan Verse (Continued from 31.13)
When she and the army finally fought against the Huns, Venus quickly saw that the only way to take out the whole army was to cause an avalanche to crash down upon them.
Using Wick (who was apparently her spiritual guardian that loop, why, she had no idea) to light her cannon, she shot it at a nearby peak, causing all the snow to come rumbling down towards them.
Knowing she had only one shot at surviving this, she pulled a snowboard out of her subspace pocket, and mentally thanked Mikey for teaching her how to use it.
The rest of the Chinese army could only stare gob smacked as she shot past them riding the avalanche like a giant wave.
"This is Certified Turtified!" she cheered as she flew down the mountain.
Who knew saving China could be this much fun.
35.4 2012(ish) Verse Requested by Guest
Leo sighed as her (yes, her, unfortunately) loop memories informed her of her predicament. She was starting to understand Raph's frustrations at being stuffed into dresses every few loops.
She had awoken wearing a blue dress straight out of a fairy tale, complete with tiara, and she was trapped inside a tower guarded by a ferocious dragon.
Things only got worse when she found out that the dragon was actually Karai, her snake form enlarged to giant size.
When the snake girl caught sight of her, she spent the next hour laughing her head off, and after that, taking a ton of pictures with her camera to preserve the moment.
Leo gritted her teeth and resolved to not give Raph such a hard time next time this happened to him. She was pretty sure that this was some form of karma for laughing at him so many times.
Karai was interrupted in her picture taking when Baxter Stockman showed up dressed in a suit of armor (that looked suspiciously like his Stockman Pod armor). "Back foul beast!" he yelled at the snake girl. "I have come to save the fair maiden and make her my bride! Interfere and I shall slay you!"
Leo had an expression that was a cross between horror and mortification at even the thought of being Stockman's bride.
Karai didn't look all that amused either. With one flick of her tail, she sent Stockman flying until he was nothing but a twinkle in the sky.
She then sent a smirk at Leo. "You realize I'm not going to let anyone rescue you from this tower, right?" she asked teasingly.
Leo's face pinched. "I expected as much. What if I escape?"
"I put you back," she said, still looking smug. "At this size, I doubt you can outrun me."
Knowing how fast Karai was in her serpent form Leo had to admit she was probably right about that. Especially since she could no doubt hunt him down without breaking a sweat. "And if our brothers show up?" she asked.
Karai's face got even smugger. "Then you'll be getting some roommates, won't you."
Leo sighed and slumped against the handrail of the tower. It was gonna be one of those loops.
35.5 Super Turtles Verse
Blobboid clapped his hands over his ears and tried to block out the noise around him.
Somehow, their fans had convinced him and his brothers to come to a convention they were hosting. At first it had been fun, but then the fans decided to hold a singing contest to come up with a theme song for the turtles.
The problem was, their fans were not the most musically talented people, and he and his brothers had to listen to one fan after the other sing silly song lyrics completely off key.
"Maybe one of our counterparts will just let us use one of their theme songs to shut them all up," muttered BB to Grav as the next off-key fangirl took the stage.
Grav winced at the sound and nodded. "Sounds good to me."
35.6 Gravity Falls Verse (Continued from 25.8) Requested by keep. calm. and. smile. on and Guest
Karai and her brothers had to admit that they liked living in Gravity Falls. With all the weird things happening, and the oblivious townsfolk, they fit right in. Wearing disguises, the turtles could even walk around the town, and no one even looked twice at them.
But one thing they could live without was Grunkle Stan's constant attempts to convince them to appear at his Mystery Shack to preform for the tourists.
Master Splinter had forbidden them for doing such a thing, but that didn't stop Stan from trying.
"Come on, I'll give you half the profits," said Stan in one of his many attempts while the mutants were over for game night. "Eighty-twenty."
Donnie sent him an unimpressed look. "You do realize that's not half, right?" he asked, knowing the cheapskate would give them the lesser half.
Stan looked indignant, but only said, "Alright, also I'll throw in one free item from the gift shop."
Mable looked up indignantly. "Hey, that's what you let me and Dipper do when we came here. I thought that was a family privilege."
Stan wilted under her indignant stare. "Uh, scratch that, I'll, uh, I'll…"
Leo rolled his eyes. "Give it up, Stan," he said. "Nothing you offer will make us set aside our pride and act as your freak show attractions."
Stan shot Leo an annoyed look, then he smirked. "Even if I offer up this limited edition Captain Ryan action figure as part of my payment?" he asked, pulling out said figure and holding it up for the blue wearing turtle to see.
Seeing that Leo was suddenly looking sorely tempted, Raph snatched the action figure out of Stan's hands and drop kicked it out the window all the way bottomless pit.
"Like he said," said Raph bluntly, sitting back down next to the now distraught Leo. "We're not going to be your freak shows."
Grunkle Stan huffed, and stomped away.
Once he was gone, Raph subtly passed Leo the action figure.
At his older brother's stunned expression, Raph smirked. "Subspace pockets really come in handy for a good a bait and switch."
Leo beamed at his brother and bumped his shoulder fondly before hiding the action figure in his own subspace pocket.
The Pines twins snickered at the sight. It wasn't often someone coned a conman like Stan.
35.7 Usagi Verse (Continued from 28.11) Requested by nightmaster000
Katsuichi looked up from teaching his latest student when he heard the sound of someone approaching his property.
Looking over, he was surprised to see his former student, Usagi, running up the mountain path.
At the sight of him, Usagi approached and bowed respectfully. "Honored sensei, may I ask to spend the night here before continuing my travels?"
Katsuichi rose an eyebrow at the disheveled sight of his student, but nodded in agreement. "Very well," he said. "You may, but I wish to hear the story of you coming here in return."
Usagi opened his mouth to reply, but then gave a shudder. "Women are terrifying, Sensei," he all but whined.
Katsuichi shook his head at the rabbit rōnin in exasperation. "Well that is obvious. Why do you think I live all this way up on the mountain?"
Unknown to the swordsmen, at the base of Katsuichi's mountain the hoard of Usagi's would be lovers were searching frantically for him. Drawing closer to the rabbit with every step.
35.8 Movie Verse
Raph watched as his not awake little brother gave a heavy sigh and answered the next caller on his tech support line.
"Hello, this is Donny, your friendly IT tech support here to help you twenty-four hours a day. How can I help you?"
He then frowned at what he heard on the other end. "No, this is a tech support line, I did not order any Mexican dancers, nor am I getting married… No… No! I'm telling you, sir, you have the wrong number… I did not order any… Would you shut up and-!"
Raph had heard enough to know what was going on, and went over and snatched the headset from Donny, and before the genius could protest he snarled into the speaker. "Listen you Cowabunga Boneheads. My brother is currently working an extremely miserable job, and has a hard enough time trying to make losers who can't even turn a computer on properly get their work done, and he does not need idiots like you messing with him. Call this number again and I will make sure to send you to the worst loop I know of, and I know some pretty bad ones. Capiche?"
He then ended the call, and saw that Donny was staring at him with an impressed and slightly touched expression.
"Cowabunga Boneheads?" Donny asked in amusement, knowing that if he thanked Raph for his intervention he'd just brush him off.
"Don't ask," said Raph, handing the headset back to him and walking away.
35.9 1987 Verse
Donatello stared at the dimensional communicator for a long minute after Movie Raph had chewed him out and hung up on him.
"You're not all that good at these prank calls, are you," said his own Raphael rhetorically, clearly amused by the situation.
Leonardo and Michelangelo were also hiding snickers behind their hands at what they had just heard.
Donatello only grumbled in response.
35.10 2003 Verse (Continued from 29.9) Requested by Eyes In The Sky
Bishop groaned and clapped his hands over his ears in a vain attempt to block out the latest song to torment him.
"I love you, you love me. We're a happy family. With a great big hug, and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too…"
With a sigh of defeat, Bishop called up Stockman, who was working on his next cloned body.
"Stockman, would it be possible to make my new body deaf?" he asked in resignation.
Stockman paused as he heard the song playing over the speakers and if he could in his current form he would have winced. "It's possible," he said. "But if I do so, I dread to what new steps this hacker would take to torment you with your remaining senses."
Bishop thunked his head on his desk when he realized Stockman was right. "Never mind then," he said, and began searching for his earplugs.
35.11 2012 Verse
Oroku Saki went over to Tang Shen after having frightened off the four 'yokai' that had been plaguing the forest of late.
"Are you alright, Shen?" he asked as he approached her.
"Yes, thanks to you," said Tang Shen as she rocked Miwa back to sleep.
"I would never let anything hurt you," Saki said confidentially. Then his face fell and he said, "I… overheard your conversation with Yoshi," he added. "It is-"
He was cut off by a loud snort behind him. "Spying more like," said a voice.
The two adults turned, and up in the trees the not awake turtles all nearly had heart attacks as Karai stepped out of hiding and walked over to them.
Saki looked outraged. "What?!" he snapped at the teenage girl who had the gall to interrupt him.
"You heard me," said Karai. "I saw you earlier hiding under the bridge. You were spying on those two like some kind of creeper. And now you're following her like a stalker in the dark. Not exactly the most chivalrous behavior if you ask me."
Tang Shen looked alarmed, and edged away from Saki slightly. While she didn't know the girl, the accusations she was making made sense, how else would Saki have reached her so quickly when Miwa started crying.
Saki saw this and was even more enraged. "I had a right to be concerned!" he snarled at Karai. "There have been dangerous yokai in these woods recently and-!"
He was cut off again as Karai scoffed. "Those aren't yokai, you idiot," she snapped. "Those are my stupid little brothers doing cosplay. Or at least they were until you scared them off. Speaking of which…" With a lightning fast strike, Karai punched Saki in the face hard enough to send him sprawling on the ground. "That was for almost killing my brothers," she said angrily.
Up above, her turtle brothers gaped at the sight of their most hated enemy groaning on the ground from their sister's punch.
"Best. Sister. Ever!" whispered Mikey, to which the rest all nodded in agreement.
Karai then turned to Tang Shen and smiled kindly. "Want some company getting away from this creep?" she asked.
Tang Shen was now looking at Saki with a far less trusting expression, and nodded. "Yes please, if you don't mind," she said, and the two turned to leave.
From a few feet away, Yoshi covered his mouth to muffle his snickers at the sight of his brother on the ground. He would be having words with Saki in the morning about what the girl had accused him of, but for now he had to laugh at the sight of his master of ninjutsu brother knocked flat by a slim teenage girl.
35.12 2003 Verse (Continued from 33.1) Requested by Anonymous
After the chewing out Mikey12 had gotten from Leo for locking him in a closet with Karai, the three 2003 turtles hoped that would be the end of his match making attempts.
It wasn't.
One day while Casey and April were visiting the Lair, Casey convinced Raph to have a motorcycle race with him and Leo went with him to supervise. This left the other two turtles alone in the Lair with April and Master Splinter.
The three of them came back to find that Mikey had struck again, and this time shoved both Don and April into a closet, and refused to let them out.
Casey was not amused at this attempt to set Don up with his girlfriend, and it took both Raph and Leo grabbing his arms to keep him from trying to pummel the orange wearing turtle.
Finally, Mikey reluctantly let the two out, and April led the irate Casey out of the Lair without further incident.
The three 2003 turtle then took Mikey aside and tried to talk to him about his match-making techniques, but they could all tell that what they were saying was going in one ear and out the other.
Giving up, Don had one last question that needed answering.
"Master Splinter, you were here the whole time. Why didn't you let us out?" Don asked his Sensei, looking put out.
Master Splinter gave him a wry smile. "I saw it as good training to see if you and April could utilize a way out of your predicament without outside assistance. A ninja must be a skilled master of escape."
Raph snickered at the looks on Don and Leo's faces as they both realized that they had failed in that regard.
"That," Master Splinter continued, "And I was able to watch my stories without you showing April that infernal machine in your lab," he said, pointing to Don's newest invention that he had been intending to show the redhead. "The sound it makes gives me a headache."
Don frowned and crossed his arms over his chest. "Et tu, Sensei."
35.13 2003 Verse (Continued from 33.6) Requested by Guest and Anonymous
When the time came to begin weapons training for the three not awake Super Turtles, the four local turtles all eagerly waited to see what Master Splinter had chosen their weapons to be. They already knew from Don that Graviturtle used a kusarigama but the other three were a mystery, and Splinter and Grav weren't talking.
It seemed Master Splinter was enjoying keeping his four original sons in anticipation, as he took his time to bequeath each of their weapons as well as Grav's first before finally turning his attention to the last three.
Walking down his row of sons, Master Splinter stopped in front of Griddex to give him his weapon. "My son," he said. "I present to you these gauntlets as your weapon."
He then presented Grid with a set of gauntlets that had built in shuko spikes and blades jutting out from the sides. The large brick-like turtle took them and slipped them on his wrists to find they were a perfect fit.
"Your greatest asset is your strength, my son," Master Splinter continued. "May these weapons serve you well, and add ferocity to your blows."
Grid grinned up at his Sensei and thanked him.
Master Splinter next stood before Shellectro, and instead of handing him a single weapon, he instead gave the electric turtle a belt filled to the brim with every type of shuriken and throwing knife imaginable.
"You, my son, are as swift and powerful as lightning itself," said Master Splinter as Shelly examined the collection. "But such power has its limits, and sometimes it may be hard for your lightning to strike in the particular place you wish it to."
Shelly beamed up at his the rat as he caught on to what he was saying. "I get it," he said brightly. "I can use all these knives as lightning rods to guide my shocks. That way they hit right where I want them too."
Master Splinter smiled down at him and nodded, making Shelly practically hug the belt to his chest.
Finally, Master Splinter stood before Blobboid, who looked back up at him eagerly. "You, my son, have great potential to wield several weapons," the rat said. "The nature of you powers would allow you to conceal however many you wish within you form, or to create your own from your body."
BB preened at the praise, but still watched his father eagerly to see what he decided on.
"I intend to train you in a variety of weapons in the future," Master Splinter continued. "But for now, I believe we will start with this weapon."
He then held out a pair of tonfa to the liquid like turtle, and BB immediately took them and began spinning them around in his hands, and moving it up through his arm till it was spinning on his head.
The rest of the turtles laughed at the sight of it.
"Show off," called Raph in amusement.
BB stopped spinning his tonfa, and glanced over at the red wearing turtle. "Like you weren't spinning those sai around the second you got them," he said back playfully.
Raph smirked and began spinning his sai again. "Touché."
35.14 MB Verse
When April awoke in the lab the night of her father's death, she didn't hesitate for a moment.
She rushed in to the lab, and arrived just in time to see Sacks corner her father in the lab while flames danced around them.
Both adults looked up in surprise as April rushed in, but before either of them could react, April had flung herself at Sacks, and used the training she'd been getting over the loops (as well as a little boost using the Force to add to her little girl strength) to take down Sacks before he could even blink.
Dr. O'Neil gaped at the sight of his little daughter taking out a full-grown man, but he quickly regained his senses and tried to get her out of the burning lab.
April refused to leave without Splinter and the turtles, so soon the two humans were rushing from the building with the five soon to be mutants in hand.
April smiled as she felt the tiny Leo signal he was awake within her hands. Finally, after so many loops she had her entire family with her, and she couldn't be happier about that fact.
Now she just needed a way to explain those moves to her father, and everything would be perfect.
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35.1- Well, Don knows Matt is looping, and it looks like the clone'll be filled in soon.
35.2- Raph says "What took you idiots so long?" and Mikey replies, "It's a big city, bro." If he hadn't already over the loops, Raph picked up Japanese while in feudal Japan. In the comics, Mike is able to understand and speak Japanese instinctively as part of his memories of his past life, and that is solid proof for the truth of their reincarnation story.
35.3- Just a funny idea I got.
53.4- The Guest who seems to give majority of my loop ideas (probably tied with Anonymous for sheer number) asked to see Leo as a princess guarded by dragon Karai.
53.5- The Super Turtles do not have their own theme song.
53.6- Both keep. calm. and. smile. on and Guest wanted to see more Gravity Falls.
35.7- nightmaster000 wanted to see more of Usagi getting fought over by the girls. Usagi decided to high tail it out of there and hide, but it doesn't look like his hiding place will last long.
35.8- More of the 1987 Turtles and their phone pranks. Movie Raph is not amused.
35.9- Donatello's not having much luck in the prank calling business, found out and reverse pranked in one, and chewed out in the other.
35.10- Eyes In The Sky wanted to see Bishop be tortured by the Barney Song. Enough said.
35.11- Just something that occurred to me the more I thought about it in the show. Oroku Saki showed up way too fast to 'save' Tang Shen from the turtles. In fact we see Yoshi running towards them from the dojo and only arriving just at the end of it. The only way Saki could have gotten there that quickly is if he had been following Tang Shen like a creeper. So much for him being a good guy in the past.
35.12- As requested by Anonymous. Mikey's match-making skills need some work. Maybe next he'll try that with Renet.
35.13- Both Guest and Anonymous wanted to see that loop continued, as well as see which ninja weapons I decided to give the Super Turtles. After much debating I tried giving them each one that would compliment their powers. What do you think?
35.14- I let Miwa get her loops with Tang Shen. I figured I should also let this April get to be with her father as well. I also thought it'd be funny for mini April to take down Sacks single-handed.
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