Chapter 37

Monogram's sweat got into his eyes and he began to rub them.

"Um, Major…. are you crying?" Kim wondered.

Monogram gave a gruff response, "No Kim, I just…just have sweat in my eyes!"

"Sir, what should we do with the mission that Agent P is on?" Carl asked.

The Major gave a deep sigh and affirmed, "Abort the mission, Carl ….for now! It is too dangerous out there for Agent P to take on two mad scientists at the same time!"

Carl saluted and obeyed, "Right away, sir!" He grabbed a walkie-talkie and spoke in it, "Come in Mission Control…Come in Mission Control….abort the mission for Agent P now!"

Kim replied, "I think it's the right solution…given the fact that we are dealing with two mad scientists here…not just one."

Ron added, "Yeah, and one of them wants to destroy Bueno Nacho!"

Kim turned to Ron, "Ron, that's not the main part of his plan…"

"It is, KP! All the childhood memories we had there since its grand opening will be washed away with one blast from whatever Drakken has….! The Ron-man will lose BN forever…." He began to sob at the fact of losing the most treasured place in the world for him.

Monogram whispered to Carl "I shall converse with Agent P and tell him what's going on…come, Carl, and follow my lead!"

"Yes sir!" Carl obeyed as both the Major and the intern left the room with a sobbing Ron and Kim trying to console him.

Meanwhile, Agent P was flying his hovercraft outside, just 1500 feet from the Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc. building when Monogram came in.

"Agent P!" Monogram exclaimed through the intercom.

Agent P turned his attention to the small monitor.

"Listen up, Doofenshmirtz has allied himself with another mad scientist bent on taking over…" He paused to take a deep breath and then uttered the words, "…..the world!"

Agent P's eyes widened with fear. He had never seen his archnemesis team up with another mad scientist before, especially when that scientist's goal is for world domination.

"This mission is too dangerous for you to go out alone, so I have some important….backup….over at headquarters! Report there at once!"

Agent P saluted and reversed course for the OWCA Headquarters.

Back at Middleton Park, James, now in his beer bottle costume, walked on over to the damaged Sloth with the hubcaps, front bumper, and passenger door still lying on the asphalt.

"Time to repair the old lady…." he grinned, getting out the Smarty-mart brand duct tape and applied it to the hubcaps, bumper, and passenger door.

Once he did that, he got inside the vehicle as the top of his beer bottle costume stuck out like a sore thumb over the hole in the roof.

"Now let's see where my keys are….." James said to himself as he took his hands out of the holes of the costume and looked around in his pants for the keys until he heard them.

"Gotcha, baby….."

James twirled around the keys and put them in the ignition. The motor grinded and started up with a bit of backfire coming from the engine and the body of the car beginning to shake up and down.

"Okay….time to get this car to the track…."

He put the car in reverse as it resumed the belching of thick black smoke coming from the tailpipe that would make a car made in the 1970s look like a hybrid. The Sloth slowly headed towards to the track area where the chase part of the skit would take place.

At the car show, Larry, Jim and Tim gasped in amazement of the collection of 250 rocket cars on display.

"Wow…so many rocket cars…." Jim opened his mouth in awe.

Tim gasped, "But which one to choose….."

The two mischievous twins looked around for a car to get a good look at.

Their eyes drew to one rocker car which has seating built for two, a powerful throttle, and a very strong 2,000 horsepower engine in the front.

"Must take…" Jim mumbled, drooling over the specifics of the engine.

"….a look at it….." Tim gargled ,flailing his tongue to the side.

Larry tilted his glasses and said to them, "Now that we are at the car show, your dad expects us to meet at the car show for 2:30. And since it is 1:45 right now, that'll give me enough time to look at the Glogark's car from Season 3 Episode 30 of The Zathians."

The Glogark's car that Larry was looking at with sheer fascination was just seven cars down from where Jim and Tim were.

Jim and Tim, meanwhile, looked at the specifics of the vehicle.

"Since it's a rocket car, do you think that it'll go up in space?" Jim asked his fellow partner-in-crime. From his jacket, he pressed a button, and laid it out on the floor. In a flash, a series of tools, wrenches, and drills appeared before them.

"Hmm…maybe with the right modifications to it and with different changes to the engine, maybe we can prove the hypothesis correct." Tim replied, unfurling out a series of large blueprints from his pants pocket.

"Let's get to work!" Jim insisted as the two began construction on the rocket car.

(45 minutes later)

"Hicka-bicka-boo…." Jim chimed in.

"Hoo-sha…." Tim chuckled.

"Our work is done here…."

The two of them stood proud of their latest technological masterpiece: a rocked aimed toward the sky with boosters at the bottom of the car made from the large tailpipes of the vehicle.

Jim filled the rocket-converted vehicle with gasoline as they draped a large industrial-steel cable with a hook on the end. Tim was holding the remote control for the countdown.

"So where do you think the rocket will go?" Jim asked.

Tim, rubbing his chin, replied, "Maybe it'll go all the way to Saturn!"

"Cool!" Jim yelled with excitement, pressing the countdown button "We can discover some life over there!"

He then took out a small hidden camera, and Tim's attention turned to it.

"Hey, bro, what's with the camera?" he asked.

Jim slyly chuckled, "When Mom and Dad perform their drink-and-driving rap skit in front of the crowd this afternoon, we're going to send the video to one person only…."

"Our sister?" Tim interrupted.

"Yep," Jim continued, "And I've programmed it to make it immune from Veruca and Rebecca, so that she gets embarrassed in front of the right people!"

"Oh yeah, and save a picture for her reaction!" Tim giggled.

The countdown went on a timer: "Five….four….three….two…one….liftoff!" The modified rocket car took off into the afternoon sky with the strong cable attached on its side.

"Well, younglings…." Larry said, finishing up his 45-minute analysis of the car, and walking on over to the twins. "It's 2:30 now and time for us to meet up with the fellow parental units!"

Jim and Tim agreed and walked with Larry as if nothing had happened at all.

Back at the OWCA Headquarters, Agent P landed his hovercraft in the hangar part of the facility where Monogram and Carl were awaiting his arrival.

"Ahh….Agent P's here, safe and sound!" Monogram breathed a sigh of relief, holding a folder with the words "CLASSIFIED: FOR AGENT'S EYES ONLY" written in bold red letters.

Agent P landed the craft, got out, and saluted to his superior. He wanted to know the changes from his normal routine of thwarting Doofenshmirtz's plans of taking over the Tri-State Area.

"You made it just in time, Agent P!" Carl explained, "Doofenshmirtz….."

Monogram interrupted with a booming voice, "Carl, I do the explaining around here to the agents!"

"Oh….sorry, sir…." Carl whimpered.

"You can hand the file photos and details to Agent P, Carl," the Major said, lowering his voice, "But only I give the talking to the agents of this division!" He handed the intern the folder.

Monogram's attention then turned to his most favorite agent, gesturing his hand towards a long hallway "Now Agent P…..this way!"

The three of them walked down the large hallway.

Still in the Interrogation Room, Kim handed a box of tissues to Ron.

"Thanks, KP….." Ron sniffled, blowing the tissue and tossing it in the garbage can. Rufus took the tissue and dunked it in.

"I know that Drakken had to use some way to try and lower our guard…." Kim pondered.

"And he chose our favorite restaurant as that way…" Ron groaned.

"Hmm….it could be a distraction from the real thing he and Doofenshmirtz are planning….." Kim thought, pacing around the room. "But what is that real thing? This sitch keeps on getting more and more complicated….."

Kim continued to pace around to try and attain a better grasp of her archnemesis' main intentions with Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

"We performed a background check on this scientist that Doofenshmirtz allied with not more than two hours ago! His name is Dr. Drew Lipsky aka…..Dr. Drakken!" Monogram elucidated as Carl handed Agent P the file photos of Drakken's mug shots, followed by pictures of his previous Doomsday machines.

Agent P studied the photos carefully to take a very good look at his new foe.

The Major continued, "He is not a part of the roster of evil scientists in the OWCA, nor is he a part of L.O.V.E. M.U.F.F.I.N! So, we got what we could off of him through the Internet. So far, he's had a success rate of…zero percent! But we fear that might change if they combine their evil talents together!"

His concentration turned back to Carl.

"Carl, you have a photo on the green girl?"

"What green girl, sir?" Carl asked.

Monogram stammered, "What..mmm…erg…Carl, didn't you see the monitor of that girl with the glowing hand power-things earlier today?"

Carl formed the mental image of the girl with the glowing hands, and then realized, "Ohhhhh…..that girl! Oh yes, sir, I have a photo of the woman in question!"

The intern then handed the photo of Shego to Agent P.

Monogram pointed her out with his finger, "See, this was the reason why we had to call you back here, Agent P! Her name is Shego and she assists Dr. Drakken wherever she goes. She has been wanted in sixteen countries for espionage, stealing secret technologies, computer hacking, and countless robberies! She has been proven to be not only a capable and dangerous fighter but also lethal too!"

Agent P's eyes expanded with shock from the photos of Shego knocking out security guards from some of her past capers.

"Only one fighter, that we know of, is capable of taking down both Dr. Drakken and Shego and send them to prison where they belong!" Monogram concluded the briefing.

They now finally reached the Interrogation Room.

"Agent P!" Monogram announced, opening up the door "meet your new partners, Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable!"