Today's prompt is:

vampireharry the 2 - So as I was reading this, I realized that New Directions is involved in very few of them. Pretty much my most favorite Glee character is Kurt and ND is important to Kurt, so I was trying to think of an idea involving them but couldn't think of anything. I also think it would be hilarious to see how they react to magic (I love magic if you couldn't tell :D, so I would love if it involved magic too! It doesn't have to, but I would prefer it to.

I am a bit low on inspiration but I hope you like it anyway :P

The New Directions won regionals and it was not that any of the Warblers were bitter or sore loser. Jeff just like to play pranks and when he was in the mood for it nothing could stop it. But this time Jeff was in the mood for a magical prank and for once he asked Wes about it and to the shock of everyone in the room Wes smirked and said: "Go wild kiddo." And that' just what Jeff did.

The New Directions were celebrating their win at regionals. They were celebrating at McKinley and they were all really happy. Kurt had stopped by with the Warbler council and Blaine. They'd given the new directions a bottle with a soft drink that looked like champagne but with no alcohol in it and a fruit basket. In it was twelve glasses as well. The Dalton boys congratulated their friends and then hurriedly left because they had a performance to get to. Little did the ND know that with the help from one Sue Sylvester had the Warblers installed cameras in the choir room so that they could watch the chaos unfold safely from Dalton.

"How long until everything starts working Jeff", Kurt asked.

"I don't know", Jeff said and shrugged. "I don't even know what is going to happen to who. I just added the little extra magical ingredients in the cups."

"Did you make one for Schue as well?"

"No… should I."

"Don't worry", Wes said and smiled. "Tike will share I promise you." Wes was right. Mike offered Schue his cup so that he could share with Tina. The Warblers waited and soon… the chaos began.

Rachel was so happy that they had won and she was practically bouncing in her place. The others were all hugging and stuff but no one really hugged her and she felt a bit sad… until a pair of familiar, strong and safe arms were around her.

"Good job Rachel", Puck said hugging her from behind.

"Thank you Noah", she said and turned to hug him. It was brief and just friendly. But Puck didn't let go and Rachel's brow furrowed. "Um you can let go of me now Noah."

"What are you talking about Jewish Princess you are holding on to me", Puck said in confusion.

"No I'm not", Rachel said and tried to get loose. "Hey! Let go of me Noah!"

"You let go!"

Everyone in the room turned to them and suddenly there was a frightened scream from where Mercedes was standing. She was staring with big eyes at two Siamese cats that were sitting on the floor next to a cup. Then she screamed again because she floated up into the air and soon hit the roof.

"What's going on", Sam asked and everyone stared at him because his voice was high and squeaky, like after you inhale helium. "What's happened to my voice?!"

Quinn was waving her arms around trying to speak but no sound came out.

"What's going on", Finn asked and put a hand on a chair… it fell into pieces. "Whoa!"

"Nice job Frankenteen", Santana said and then covered her mouth because that was not her voice… it was Finn's. "Did I just… no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no this isn't happening!"

"Sanny why do you speak like Finn", Brittany asked and touched Santana's arm. Brittany turned pink, all of her.

"Damn Britt looks real hot in pink, just like her breasts inside that bra", Artie said and then covered his mouth, his eyes wide in terror.

"Artie you can't say things like that", Rachel shrieked and tried to get loose from Puck. Lauren looked at Artie as well.

"You better keep quiet", she told him. "Or I'll punch you."

"You couldn't hit a fly you big fat cow", Artie said and then looked even more scared. Lauren ran at him and hit… but nothing happened.

"What the", she asked and did it again but it didn't even feel like a poke. She grabbed a pen and tried to lift it… but couldn't.

"Lauren are you okay", Finn asked and walked towards her, bumping into the drum set… and it fell apart. "What the hell?!"

Schue looked around at the chaos. Puck and Rachel being stuck together, trying to get free. Santana having Finn's voice. Finn destroying everything he touched. Mercedes still floating in the ceiling Quinn being mute. Artie saying offensive stuff. Brittany changing colors whenever she touched someone. Lauren with no strength. Two cats were cuddling where Mike and Tina were just a little bit ago. Sam with a helium voice…

"This is what I imagined Brittany's music video to Circus being like", Schue mumbled and then everyone in the room stared at him.

"My God!" Mercedes screamed and covered her mouth. There in the center of the room was Mr. Schue wearing the skin colored short dress with silver glitter decorations on the chest and groin and with fringe that Brittany Spears wears in her music video. He had makeup and everything.

"Aw man", Schue said and at Dalton the boys were laughing so much tears came to their eyes.

"Okay", Schue said after a few passed. In that time they had realized what was going on… or triggering what happened around them. "Puck and Rachel are stuck together. The can move so that Rachel for example is sitting on Puck's lap but they have to slide their hands in order to do so because they have to be connected."

"This is messed up", Puck said. Having Rachel on his lap. "But in a good way."

"Puck I hope for your sake that that is your phone", Rachel snapped and Santana laughed and covered her mouth.

"Santana has somehow gotten Finn's voice", Schue continued.

"And everything I touch fall apart", Finn said. "Like this." He took a guitar and it fell into pieces.

"Nice going you idiot", Artie spat. "Instead of being a moron just stand there and don't touch anything. Sorry."

"Artie says whatever he is thinking, even if it's rude", Rachel said.

"This is so embarrassing", Mercedes said. She was tied to the wheel of Artie's wheelchair while Sam hung on her to keep her on the ground.

"Mercedes is floating", Sam said with his helium voice.

"And Sam sounds like a cartoon", Santana said and took Brittany's hand. Brittany turned completely purple. "And Britt changes color faster than Finn switches girlfriends."

Quinn glared at her.

"Quinn is mute", Rachel said. "Lauren has no strength at all."

"Schue changes style when talking about songs", Puck said. "And Mike and Tina are somehow cats." All eyes turned to the two cats on Brittany' lap.

"Meow", they said.

"Whatever", Santana said. "So what do we do about this?"

"Well the show must go on", Schue said. "Like the song says." The kids stared as Schue turned into one of the many looks Freddie Mercury is seen having in that music video. Sadly it was the same one as the drag one in Break Free.

"My eyes!" Mercedes said and covered them and Schue groaned.

"I wonder something", Sam squeaked. "What happens if you think or mention a song without a music video?"

"Like what", Schue asked.

"Just think of someone."

Schue did and then…

"AH!" the kids screamed and the Warblers laughed hysterically.

Schue hurriedly thought of a music video with normal clothes… well normalish and the kids could look again.

"We have to figure out why and how this all happened", Rachel said. "Tina did you mess around with dark powers again?"

Everyone turned to the cats and noticed one of them snarling and the other one glaring at them.

"Uh which one is Tina", Santana asked.

"I can check", Brittany asked but the cats jumped off and hid behind Schue's legs.

"Tina", Schue said. "Nod."

One of the cats nodded.

"Did you have anything to do with this?"

Tina shook her head.

"Does anyone have any idea how to stop this craziness", Mercedes asked. "I don't wanna float around all day."

"I don't want Schue to change into drag or become naked again in front of our eyes and I do not want to talk like lumps the clown", Santana growled and Brittany hugged her… turning green.

"Green's not your color yo", Artie said. "You look like one big asparagus."

"So what or who is behind this", Schue asked and they all thought for a bit. Mike and Tina were making cat noises that no one else understood… well almost no one.

"Oh", Wes, Klaine and Niff said.

"What", Fred asked.

"Mike and Tina are getting suspicious about the drinks they got", Wes explained.

"You understood them?!"

"I understood these idiots when they turned themselves into animals", Wes said with a shrug. "I think it's because I've been put under spells before."

"Spells", Rock asked.

"I meant spell."

"But you-"

"Drop it", Wes said and the boys hurriedly did so. "Now let's see where this leads."

"What is it", Lauren asked when the two cats were pulling on her pant legs. They were squirming around her legs. "Not now Tike go bother someone else, we need to figure this out!" She tried to push them away but couldn't since she had no strength in her feet either. The cats snorted and started to bug Santana instead.

"What", she snapped. Tike hurried up to the piano and jumped up, but they weren't really… as gracious as real cats so they needed a little help to get up. Finn was about to help but was hurriedly stopped by Schue and Santana. They got the cats up on the piano and the two of them sat by the bottle of soft drinks and pointed at it with their tails. Looking more like cartoon cats than real cats.

"What about the bottle", Finn asked.

"Yeah it's just a bottle that we got from the Warblers", Sam said. Tike pointed at it again. "The bottle is the reason?" The cats nodded.

"I don't think so", Rachel said. "We opened it in here and I don't think the Warblers opened it and put back a champagne cork."

"Meow."

"Wes would", Nick translated.

"Meow."

"You have no idea of what the guy can do", Blaine said and all Warblers stared at Wes.

"No comment", he said and then they turned to the screen. On it they saw the two cats sniff at the cups. "Nick you were the kitten right?"

"Yeah…"

"Did your sense of smell get better when you were a cat?"

"Yes it did, why?"

"We're caught." Wes pointed at the screen where the two cats were jumping up and down on the piano.

They jumped off and ran to the cup they drank from and pushed on it.

"What the fuck is wrong with you two", Artie asked. The cats just kept pushing, hitting or showing at the different cups. Schue picked on up.

"The cups", he asked and the cats nodded.

"They weren't in plastic when we got them", Rachel said. In Finn's head, for once, it clicked.

"KURT!" he yelled and the Warblers started laughing hysterically from their hiding place.

"What is it", Sam asked confused.

"He told me there's this guy at Dalton that keeps making magic stuff happening with a witch book! He turned one of them into a little kid and turned Kurt and a few others into animals!"

"Are you saying that the Warblers", Puck said. "The stuck up, preppy, 'polite', boring, stick in the mud, a cappella losers did this to us?"

Wes grabbed the mike in front of him.

"The losers that got you all on tape", he said and the sound transferred to the speakers hidden in the choir room and the New Directions jumped. "I'd be more careful whit what I call the people who have the only chance of salvation you guys' have. Maybe we'd decide to leave you like this."

"Big shot Warbler you stop this shit right now", Santana yelled looking around to find where his voice was coming from.

"I'm not the one with magical talents and just so you know… 16 guys are glaring at you for calling them all that stuff."

"You are just sore losers."

"Can't you guys take a prank", Kurt asked leaning over Wes' shoulder.

"Kurt Hummel you return us back to normal right now", Rachel shrieked.

"Why this is fun."

"Hummel I am warning you I will crush you", Lauren said.

"How", Wes asked. "You have no strength."

"Please boys change us back", Schue said.

"You know I just realized something", Jeff spoke up and the ND could still hear it because the mike was on. "Schue got the cup intended for Mike… would we have seen Mike naked instead of Schue?"

Silence. Then the Warblers laughed again.

Tada!

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