AN: OK EVRYBODY IM GONG ON VOCATION You're getting a job? ON DA FRIST OF JULY SO IM EEDER GONNA END DA FIK HOORAY! *showers of cupcakes and firecrackers* OR UPDAT IT IN WEEX. fangz!1 oh yah nd prepz stop flaming sa story!11 raven fangz 4 da help c ya gurl afta vocation!11

DARKO'S PONT OF VIEW LOL

Vampire and I chaind Hairgrid 2 da floor. With what?

"Oh mi fucking satan!11" Enoby said. She wuz so hot. Of COURSE. "Maybe I cud uze Amnesia potion 2 make Satan foll in love wif me faster!1" How the duck would that work? Use love potion!

"But u r so sexy and wonderful aneway Tata," Tata? Oh, Tara. EPIC SUENESS ALERT said Vampire. "Why would u need it?"

"To make everyfing go faster lol." said Enoby.

"But you wont have to do it wif him or anyfing, will u?" I asked jelosly.

"OMFG u guyz r so scary!11" said Britney, a fucking prep. Where did she come from?

"Shut the fuk up!1" said Willow.

"Ok well anyway lets go 2 Profesor Trevolry's room."

Draco, Ebory and I But…you're Draco went to Profesor Siniater's room. But you just went to Profesor Trevolry's room. But Profesor Sinister wasn't there. Instead Tom Rid was.

Oh hi fuckers he said. Lizzen, I got u sum kewl new clovez. Where did HE come from.

I took out da cloves from da bag. It was a goffik blak leather miniskirt that said ▒666' on da bak, black stilton bootz, blood red fishnetz and a blak corset.

I think from here on out it's Ebony/Enoby/Ebory/whatever the flip her name is POV.

"OMG fangz!" I said hugging him in a gothic way. Sentence made bearable by the fact that Tara can spell "hugging". I took da clothes in da bag.

"OK Profesor Sinister isnt hr what the fuk should we do?" asked Draco. Suddenly he loked at a sign on da blak wall.

"Oh my fuking satan!1" I screamed as I read it. On it said Evry1 Profesor Sinister is away. She is too gottik she is in Azkhabian now. Classes shal be taught by Dubledork who is bak but he shall not be principal HEADMASTER! 4 now. Sincerely Profesor Rumbridge.

"OMFG!111" I shoted arngrily. "How could they do that!11"

Suddenly Dumblydore came.

"WHAT DA HELL R U DONG IN MY OFICE!1" he began to shoot angrily. BUT THEY WEREN'T IN HIS OFFICE! THEY WERE IN PROFESOR TREVOLRY'S ROOM! I so confused. Sudwenly I saw Morty Mcfly's blak tim machine!111 WHERE DID THAT COME FROM? Tara Gilesbie, I am TIRED of things randomly appearing out of nowhere! I jumped seductivly in2 it leaving Draco and Vampire. How the flying ships do you jump seductively into something? I just gave myself a TERRIBLE mental image. Sudenly I wuz back in tim!11 No shoes! I looked around. It was... Unneeded ellipses number, um, 54 Profesor Slutborn's efface! Professor Slutborn? LOL I sneaked around. Suddenly I saw da Amnesia potion on his desk. It wuz blak wif blood-red pentagramz in it. *epic facepalm of epicness* It was the shape of a cross. But I thought those killed you! I put it in my poket. Suddenly da door opened it wuz... Unneeded ellipses number 55 Profesor Slutgorn!11 But you were in Professor Slutborn's room!

OMG wut r u doing fuker he shooted angrily I don't kno wut da fuk r u DOING I SHOUTED ANGRILY. Okay…who said what there?

"Oh sorry I wuz just looking around koz I thought it wuz class." you said I said? I don't think I said that finally hoping he couldn't c da potion in ur pocket.

"Oh ok u can go now." said Profesor Slutborn.

You went to the conmen room I went to the room of people who steal stuff? No, I didn't. after putting on my clothes. Silas, Who? Samaro and Snap were there practicing Vampirez will Never Hurt U by MCR.

"Oh hi you guys." I said seductively. *facepalm* "Wheres Satan?"

"Oh he's cumming." TERRIBLE MENTAL IMAGE! said Serious. "BTW u can kall me Hades now." Suddenly Satan came. He was wearing SHUT THE FIRETRUCK UP! a smexxy blak leather Jackson, blak congres shoes, a Slipnot t-shirt and a blak tie.

"Ok I will see you guyz at da concert." I said and then I went with Satan.