"Talking"
"Thinking"
"Biju/Summons Talking"
'Biju/Summons Thinking'
"~Jutsu~" Ex: "~Kage bunshin no Jutsu!~"
Chapter 36 - "Sasuke Chronicles Part 1"
Naruto was currently resting in his bed together with Tayuya and the stray cat he found recently. This was the way Naruto enjoyed to sleep the most. He and Tayuya were however quite annoyed with the fact that a certain ninja was glued to their wall trying to hide himself and watching them.
…
Uchiha Sasuke had positioned himself on a wall observing his target who appeared to be sleeping in his bed with one hand on his crotch; however something confused Sasuke which was the appearance of his crotch that looked like big ball shaped lump that kept moving, this was odd, Sasuke thought. His other hand was resting on top of two globes that belonged to that red haired girl that had appeared sometime during the finals of chuunin exams three years ago. A simple mission like this was easy for Sasuke an elite ninja elite of the elite. His target appeared to be awake and so was his companion, he soon heard them speak to each other.
Sasuke kept staring intently towards the covered ball lump thing that kept moving while thinking this might be what he was looking for. Is this the reason his mother has been acting weird lately?
"Naruto it is starting to get creepy" Tayuya whispered.
Naruto laughed "I just want to see where this is going"
Sasuke had no idea what they were talking about but one thing was sure, they had not suspected him being there yet.
Three days had passed since Team 7 had returned from the mission to rescue Gaara from the Akatsuki. During those three days Sasuke had noticed something odd in his mothers behavior around a certain someone; the target.
Flashback two days ago, the day after team 7 had returned.
Naruto was walking home after he had visited Hiruzen and had to endure his nagging once again. On his way home in the village he walked passed Sasuke and a good looking woman. Is that his sister? Naruto thought as he raised an eyebrow checking her out. No Sasuke had no sisters he remembered unless Itachi for some reason was a girl in this universe. There was no way in hell that woman was Sasuke's girlfriend either because, one, She is way to pretty for him, two, Naruto is convinced that Sasuke is actually an okama.
As Sasuke noticed Naruto he greeted him respectfully like any elite ninja would "Hello Naruto-sam.. sam err.. –san"
Naruto said nothing back to Sasuke but Sasuke was sure he saw him spit on the ground as he kept walking.
Naruto put his hand on his chin as he thought 'I think I have met that woman before' he then turned around to get a last glimpse of her and when he did he saw her smile at him and then wink.
"Indeed" Naruto mumbled and was out of their sight.
Mikoto failed to notice that Sasuke saw what she did and this had confused him.
End flashback
Sasuke then thought back on yesterday's dinner at the Uzumaki/Namikaze home. He and his mother had been invited as Mikoto and Kushina were old friends.
Flashback
It was mid-day when Sasuke and his mother arrived at his teammate's house. Kushina had let them in and after greeting everyone currently living there - except for Naruto who was out for some reason - they started eating the dinner Tsunami and Kushina had cooked. While eating Nami had asked about where Naruto was which lead to all the women scowling as they had no idea since Naruto had left this morning without a word.
Just as Sasuke was going to demand more food they heard the door opening and two people talking.
"Are you going to leave me here?" the voice of an unfamiliar woman asked.
Then they heard Naruto yell "Just get the red terrors to feed you! I have other places to be"
"Red terrors?" The woman asked.
"Yeah, you will know soon enough" Naruto laughed evily and slammed the door as he left.
It turned out that Naruto had saved a female ninja from Kumo. Her name was Yugito and she had for some reason been attacked by the Akatsuki. She had joined them for dinner and it was then Sasuke noticed something.
All women were angry and mumbling things like "Another one?"
"I am going to kill him"
And then his mother sighed and whispered "More competition.."
End flashback
Sasuke glued to the wall had the expression of a mad man as he stared directly at Naruto who seemed to be scratching the back of his head.
'I am going to get to the bottom of this' Sasuke thought as he drew a kunai and was about to make his move.
However as soon as he drew his kunai he saw the ball thing at Naruto's crotch moving slowly upwards Naruto's body until it was covering Naruto's face. So it was not a ball moving around it was just the kumo woman Naruto had brought home the other day.
Well that does not help Sasuke at all so he slowly retreated back into the wall and soon enough he was out of the Uzumaki house heading back home. Sasuke vowed on his way back home that he would find out what is going on between his mother and Naruto even if it kills him. This new mission took priority over avenging his clan by killing Itachi.
After Sasuke had left the three to finish up what they started; Naruto thought out loud "Who the fuck is that woman Sasuke keeps bringing everywhere?"
"Ehh who?" Tayuya asked.
"The dark haired hottie" Naruto answered.
"Mikoto? That is Sasuke's mom"
"NANI!?" Naruto yelled "That is not good, not good at all"
"Why does it fucking matter anyway?" Tayuya asked but she knew where this was going already.
Naruto sighed "Is it not enough I already fucked Kushina.. Now I am forced to fuck Sasuke's mother as well"
'May I sing a song that I think would be fitting in this situation?'
'No'
Tayuya rolled her eyes "You do not have to worry about that, fuckface"
"Speak sense"
"Ace told me a story before you three disappeared three years ago.."
Naruto sat there for a minute thinking it over.
Ace? Story? Something is not right here. Ace do not tell stories unless they are really messed up.
All this thinking gave Naruto a headache so he did what he usually does; he gulped down a bottle of Sake.
Soon enough Naruto had the expression of one of his summoning toads as he finally remembered.
"Oh crap.." Naruto mumbled and then quickly jumped out of the bed and put on his clothes.
"Do not wait up!" Naruto yelled with his whiskers growing darker "I am going pirate hunting!" Naruto then jumped up the air through the ceiling not giving a shit about the pieces of wood falling down on Tayuya and Yugito
They heard Naruto's yells from the distance
"AAAAAAAAAAACE!"
"I am going to fucking kill you, you fucking traitor!"
Will Sasuke ever find out what is going on between Mikoto and Naruto? Find out on the next chapter of Naruto of three worlds!
Eh.. sorry about the late update by the way.