"ABRIDGED PARODY #1"

On the first episode when Nagata transforms on purpose:

[ORANGE ARMS! HANAMICHI ON STAGE!]

"Wow! Amazing! I now have the armor and powers of my favorite character! Just like I've always wanted! Now, even if I am just a normal guy in a suit of fictional armor, I know I will be victorious because I believe! Also, this is obviously wish-fulfilment, so there's no way I can lose! I AM THE SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE!"

And so Nagata defeats his first monster. He later gains the love of multiple strong warrior women.

And they banged.

The End.

"ABRIDGED PARODY #2"

When Not-Baron meets Not-Gaim.

"Let us duel, Oda! Let us show who is stronger!"

"I will defeat you, Akechi!"

"No you won't! You have the perfect happy family, while I lost my whole family and ended up in the wrong crowd! As the audience is supposed to sympathize with me more, I shall be victorious!"

"Damn, you might be right! But I'm the main character! I should win by default!"

"Well, I am fighting for my ruler who I won't let give me orders but I follow her orders anyway because she looks like my dead sister!"

"Then we shall see who will win! Let us furiously scream each other's names at the top of our lungs! AKECHI!"

"ODA!"

"ABRIDGED PARODY #3"

"Oh, yeah! A tournament arc! This is going to be fun!" Nagata exclaimed.

"Why? What's the point?" Iori asked.

"Well, duh! Because every shonen manga and anime has a tournament arc! We're just doing the same thing!"

"Not so well, it seems!"

"Hey, Oda! You and I will fight!" Mitsuki challenged.

"Hell, yeah!" agreed Nagata.

"And we will too!" Haru said.

"Sorry, but totally forgettable tools like you don't have a say," Mitsuki reminded Haru, Kenshin, Hideyoshi, and Marcus.

ABRIDGED PARODY #4

"And do you deserve this power?" Chosen asked.

"Hell yeah! I'm the main character! People are supposed to follow my story and see how great I am while sympathizing with me when I whine in grief!" Nagata answered.

"Then go ahead! Grab that power and become stronger physically but not mentally or emotionally!"

"I'm not going to bother improving my character since I'll be super powerful!"

"ABRIDGED PARODY #5"

Kochu asked, "So, your parents didn't love you?"

Iori nodded sadly, "No, they didn't."

Kochu smiled and flashed her breasts.

"Let me be your mommy, baby."

"ABRIDGED PARODY #6"

"I'm sorry, Mom. I have to go save the world in the past. I also have to go so I don't get trapped in lame mediocrity despite having a loving family," Nagata said to Yang.

"That's alright. You're not my real son anyway. I just adopted you since my sister died and you needed a family," said Yang.

"Sorry I have to go."

"It's OK. You're a teenager. Now I'm going to get on my cool bike and ride freely. NO MORE RESPONSIBILITIES!"

"I LOVE YOU, MOM!"

"I LOVE YOU TOO, BUT I DON'T CARE!"