Tales of Singularity

by Defender Paladin

One shots that may or not become more than that, depending on public response and time restraints. The first Tale is 'The Goddess of Fate'. Rated M for any potential stories. As is typical for me H/Hr is the main pairing, with potential other pairings and stories. Some are just snippets while others are nearly complete chapter ideas.

36. Two Really Really Short Takes

Two Incredibly Short Takes

Harry Potter and the Legacy of Speed

It was official. Harry Potter was a freak. Not because his relatives constantly reminded him of said fact but because of the strange and weird stuff that always happened to him. Especially when a gem the size of his fist dropped through the roof of Privet Drive and smacked the hero of misfortune across his forehead.

"Ouch." Harry snarled as he rubbed his throbbing forehead and looked at the glowing blue stone.

Weird enough and freaky enough as he was he really didn't expect a reaction when he picked up said glowing rock.

Light flooded from the stone and the next thing he knew was oblivion.

The next time he awoke he saw a strange being peering down into his eyes.

"Who are you?" The odd animal-like individual asked.

"Harry. And you are?" Harry asked; trying to keep from hyperventilating.

"The name's Sonic."

Harry Potter and the Order of the Bride

"What part of 'NO' do you not understand?" Harry snarled at the women across from him.

He paced furiously as he glared at Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, Luna Lovegood, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Astoria Greengrass, Fleur Delacour, Gabrielle Delacour, Paravati Patil, Padma Patil, Katie Bell, Alicia Spinnet, Angelina Johnson, Nymphadora Tonks, Blaise Zabini, Cho Chang, Ginny Weasley, Lavender Brown, Lisa Turpin, Mandy Bucklehurst, Marietta Edgecomb, Millicent Bulstrode, Penlope Clearwater, Sally-Ann Perks, Su Li, Tracy Davis, and Pansy Parksinson were gathered in the room of Requirement the girls were all huddled together with Hermione at the center.

"First of all there's no way I'd be able to afford such a crazy scheme, secondly I'd be exhausted, thirdly, as much as it's something many guys dream of they know better; it's unethical and just plain stupid. So my answer is 'Hell No!' I will not have a harem." Harry snarled.

Then Hermione looked at her fiance and said the one word that all men hate to hear from their significant other. One word they cannot oppose.

Her eyes teared and her lip trembled as she whispered a word easily audible.

"Please?"

Harry; being a mighty pillar of man and a strong willed individual lasted a full three seconds.

"Damn it."

I thought that these two ideas would get a couple laughs out. They're ideas that hit me but I didn't want to do any more of but I got a chuckle out of em. :)