Hey guys! Sorry it's been a while. The Plot Bunnies have been very quiet! Damn them...

Anywho, this is for PeaceLoveAndCheese who requested a sequel to the Captain Jack Sparrow story xD

Thanks to DeathOfSanity for stalking and favoriting and to ConiferShort and MegaTigger98 for stalking.

Cjabbott98- lol don't I know it xD I saw a fanart online the other day of Rose (well...technically Cassandra) saying that and I HAD to put it in.

wickaholic- hahaha

sonicpotato- ahh, beautiful, mad, lovely Doctor xD

iulik- haha same here man, same here xD

Seiga Niko- Thanks so much :) Glad you liked it!

Frannie the mrawing carb- haha thanks xD I try ;)

PeaceLoveAndCheese- Oh boy, another request! And yeah, that was actually a conversation I had with my older sister when she decided to play "Make Me Up Barbie" with me. Restrainments were necessary.

DeathOfSanity- Nah, I don't mind! Consider it done! It might take a little while though, I'm still working on some other requests :P

LittleNerdling- Oh hi there! And yeah, I get the same thing. Also little "Go OUTside! You're the same colour as paper!" And sure! I'll see what I can do :) Yay for trock! (Chameleon Circuit!)

So, here we are, the sequel to Sally and Jack! Enjoy!

"Steven, please, tell me the truth!"

Click.

"Listen to me, Janet. I'm no good for—"

Click.

"I'm sorry, but your husband is in a coma."

Click.

"Next time, on Life As We Know It,"

Click.

Amy sighed. Why was there never anything good on daytime television? She was stuck in the TARDIS with the flu; Rory had ordered her to bed. The Doctor, not wanting Amy to get bored, rolled in a television and had sat down beside her to watch. Well, she was watching, he was busy.

"What is a banana?"

"That's correct!"

The Doctor looked up from his knitting book. In all honesty, he hadn't been paying attention to the TV. However, as soon as the word "banana" was mentioned…

"Don't change the channel!" he shouted at Amy, her finger on the remote. She just rolled her eyes and let the show play. For a few minutes, the Doctor watched it in silence. Suddenly, he jumped up and ran out of the bedroom, leaving behind a very confused Amy.

As the TARDIS started to move, she almost fell out of the bed. "What the hell?!" she cried, feeling the jolt of the landing. What was the Doctor doing?! He'd promised that they'd stay—

Her eyes widened in shock as she looked at the television screen. "Roryyyy!" she hollered.

Bursting through the door, Rory ran up to his wife's side, fearing the worst. "What is it!? What's wrong?" he questioned frantically. His eyes followed Amy's finger to the TV screen and his jaw dropped. "Is that…?"

"But he…"

"How…?"

"Who is Cleopatra! Lovely woman, bit stern, but wow! Can she ever throw a party!"

The Doctor was Jeopardy's newest contestant.