Mayu: Hey, peeps!

Jack: Whats with this peeps thing?

Mayu: I got two reviews!

Jack: From the same person!

Mayu: And I got an email from the guy I like….he wants to meet up with me on msn… -rolls on cloud-

Jack: Oh, puh-leeze! Lets read the reviews, shall we?

Argles-Chan - Ha...ha ha. :D Two in a row, babeh.

I love these two chapters. So...angsty? Is that the word I'm looking for?

Anyway.
I think that the rating could stay where it is, because you know, I've seen 'fuck' in a T-rated fic. So it's okay with me...-shrug-

Argles-Chan - MAYU:'D -glomps-
-glomps some more-

I never lost hope in you, not ever. Every day, I checked if you had updated. Every single day.

Because I love you. And Jack. And Kohana. :'D
-cries-

Mayu: Aww! Thanks! Everyone stopped telling me to get back to work so I'm all like 'oh, crap!'

Jack: Yeah. Thanks a ton.

Mayu: Shut up, Jack! On with the fic! LETS GO! XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN!

The bell rang and everyone poured out of the school, scurrying home to watch TV and crap like that.

"Hey, Kohana! You wanna come over to my house to do your homework?"

"Are you serious?" Kohana laughed.

"Fine. My dad got me the new GooZombie's game! How about that? It has two player mode."

"Okay. But I thought you were staying at the temple?"

"Oh. Oh, yeah. My bad! I forgot!"

Kohana laughed at Kimiko as they slowly walked down the school steps, pissing people off who were behind them and were in a hurry.

"Hey, maybe we can have some fun with Rai." Kimiko whispered.

"What do you mean?"

"Well…we can get him behind the temple…"

"Yeah…?"

"Then, we can both flirt with him at once. We'll watch him get all hot and…and horny…" Kohana blushed at the word 'horny'. Innocent, still.

"Yeah? Go on!"

"Then we can hit him with something! BAM!"

"What good will that do?"

"None. It'll just be something fun to do."

"What if…we get him to take off his clothes, knock him out, and get the others come see him sprawled out on the ground naked?"

"Ooooh! Great!"

"I know, right?"

"But will you have an issue with seeing his…y'know?"

"Not really. We've both done it with Jack, anyway."

Kimiko hung her head in shame. "…sorry…"

Kohana pat her on the head like a dog. "Its okay."

As they neared the road in front of the school, Jack scooted up behind Kohana.

"BOO!" Kohana screamed as Jack grabbed her from behind.

"EEEK!! Dammit, Jack!! DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!"

Jack laughed as Kohana beat on his chest.

"So what were you two talking about?"

"Nothing." They said in unison.

"Oh? Then what was with all the high pitched girly giggling?"

"What giggling?" They said in unison, again.

Jack arched an eyebrow.

"Was it something…dirty?" He smirked

Kohana and Kimiko's faces both turned bright red.

"Aha! It was!! It was! You two were having a dirty conversation!!" Jack spun around in circles, dodging flustered attacks from Kimiko and Kohana.

"Was it about me? Hm? Hmmm?" Jack's grin spread from ear to ear.

"Pfft! No!"

"Why would we be talking about you, Jack?" Kohana asked to defend themselves.

"Fuck you!"

"You wish!"

"I do!"

Kimiko laughed as Kohana's face turned red.

Jack followed them as they whispered between each other, casting uneasy glances at Jack, who smirked when they did so.

"Jack!! Stop following us, you idiot!"

"Why?"

"Because!"

"Because why?"

"Arent you hungry, or something?"

"Yeah! Go find a cat to eat. Or a bird! Or some other small helpless animal!"

"Nah, I prefer dogs." Kohana hit Jack on the head at this.

Kimiko looked at Kohana, who shrugged.

"Okay, Jack. You can come."

"Yay! Cum on who?" Jack laughed as both girls turned red.

"You get to come to the Xiaolin Temple with us."

"What?! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa! The Xiaolin Temple? Me and Kohana are the bad guys! We cant just walk in to the good guys' territory and be all like 'Hey, guys! What's hanging? We just thought we'd drop in to say hey!'"

"Yes, we can, Jack."

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Okay, fine."

"That's what I thought."

"But you owe me! Tonight, you're sleeping with me."

"That's it?" Kohana laughed.

"No. You also have to be my love slave for a week!"

Kimiko and Kohana got shivers down their spines at the thought of all the indecent acts Kohana would be doing for Jack.

"So? Is it a deal, or what?"

"F-fine! Deal!"

Jack spit on his hand and held it out toward the girls.

"Ew! No!" Kohana grabbed Jack's other hand and shook it.

"You've touched it before! All over your body! Why does it bother you now!?"

"Because it just does!"

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"Hey, Raa-aai!" Kimiko called out.

"Yeah?" Raimundo poked his head out from behind a pillar.

"Whacha doin'?"

"Reading….playboy. Why?"

"Oh, wow! What a coeen-ki-dink! Huh, Kohana?"

"Oh, for sure!"

Raimundo looked back a forth between the two girls.

"What coeen-ki-dink?"

"Well, we were thinking we could…."

"…have a threesome!"

"Both of you?"

"Yes!"

A grin found its way across Raimundo's face.

"Really?! Alright!"

He pulled the giggling girls behind the temple.

"So…lets get started." Raimundo said as he untied his sash.

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"This is too funny!"

"Why is Raimundo laying naked on the floor?"

"C'mon, lil' partner…lets getcha somewhere else…"

"Ah, sick! Is this why you two wanted to come here?"

Raimundo woke up to Kimiko, Kohana, Jack, and Clay staring down at him.

"What're you all lookin' at…?"

Kohana and Kimiko spun around and broke out into a chorus of laughter.

"What?!"

Jack laughed and pointed downward.

Raimundo looked down.

"OH MY GOD!!"

Mayu: Yay! Okay, I have a request of everyone!

Jack: It'd better not involve me and my balls.

Mayu: -ignore- I think I'm ready to end this fanfiction and make the sequel.

Jack: What?!

Mayu: Well, I did say I wanted to make it a series.

Jack: Oh, yeah.

Mayu: Right! So I need suggestions for the storyline for the sequel. It cant be the same because if it stays the same, I'll just use that for another chapter for this story.

Jack: Hm.

Mayu: So, I need story ideas! When I get enough I'll post them on the next chapter along with mine, so everyone can see others' ideas and we can all vote.

Jack: Joy.

Mayu: Review! –thumbs up-