...sorry WaterLily...but I had to. (Your flashlight idea will be next!)

And TheGreatSophieVacker, I do not listen to Kpop. It's not that I think there's anything wrong with it (I listen to a lot of anime songs, so I don't care if the lyrics aren't in English XD) but I just...haven't listened to any. If you know any good songs, recommend them, and if I like them, I will definitely have the elves react to them!

This idea comes from MarsCrafted! And you are welcome! I had total writers block, so your suggestions were more than welcome (the same with everyone else). I was going to have them react to Piggy Banks. Ugh. And to answer your question, I am a Keefoster shipper. TEAM KEEFE FOREVER!

And I just want to thank everyone else who reads and comments on my reacts. I totally appreciate all the support! Almost 17,500 views. To me, that is amazing. I love you all!

-Scissors

Dex: Do you think we're stupid?

BW: ...should I answer that?

Fitz: We know what scissors are.

Biana: Yeah. What did you think we cut things with?

Sophie: *rolling her eyes* I don't know, we thought you might have some decked out elf contraption for cutting things.

BW: Or lazer eyes.

Sophie: That too.

Fitz: Lazers? Coming out of our eyes? What kinds of things are humans coming up with? *Sophie and BW shrug*

Biana: Even if we didn't have scissors, it's pretty self-explanatory.

Dex: Yeah. There are sharp blades, and finger holes. There is no thinking required.

Fitz: Especially if they're these bright pink safety scissors you gave us. Do we look like children?

BW: Oh, you were the only one who got those. I ran out of regular scissors.

Fitz: *grumbling to himself* Sure you did.

Biana: I don't know, I mean, I guess they're cool.

Sophie: Hey, by the way, where's Keefe?

Fitz: Huh. I don't know.

Biana: Me neither.

Dex: I haven't seen him this entire react.

Fitz: This entire boring react. I mean, seriously; scissors?!

Sophie: That's just rude, Fitz. But seriously, where could he be?

Biana: *hears a noise from behind them**turns around**eyes go wide* OH MY GOD, KEEFE? WHAT THE HECK? OH MY GOD. *faints*

*all the elves turn around confused**all go wide-eyed*

Sophie: K-Keefe? What…what did you…?

Fitz: *stares**bursts out laughing* Oh my gosh, dude…

Dex: *also laughing* You're such an idiot!

Keefe: *pieces of hair are missing all across his head* I THOUGHT THEY WERE HAIR STRAIGHTENERS!

Sophie: *face palm* Keefe, those are scissors. You cut things with them.

Keefe: WELL I KNOW THAT, NOW! My hair…my precious hair…*pats it and whimpers*

Sophie: *sighing**looks at BW accusingly* Where did Keefe even get the scissors? He wasn't even here at the start of the react.

BW: You know, Sophie, I feel like you're trying to accuse me of something, and I don't appreciate it. I am innocent in all of this. Keefe is just a moron.

Sophie: *gives a long, hard look*

BW: Okay, so I might have given Keefe a pair of scissors to try out beforehand and not explicitly said what they were for. But I didn't say they were hair straighteners! I don't even know where he got that idea from! *Keefe whimpers harder* Oh shush. You can go to Slurps and Burps and get some hair-growing stuff.

Keefe: *grabs Sophie's hand* We're going.

Sophie: Wait, why do I have to come? *Keefe continues pulling* Keefe! KEEFE! *they exit*

BW: Didn't you guys have fun?

*Fitz and Dex are still laughing**Biana is still unconscious from the shock of a Keefe with messed up hair*

WHO WOULDN'T BE? Seriously