Godling Puppet HQ: The Floating Citadel
Jason and Lizzie sat facing each other, both holding a glass of wine.
"We're all set. There's no way they can do anything now." Jason broke into evil laughter, "I'm invincible!"
Lizzie smiled at him, shaking her head. "Don't get too cocky."
"I'm pretty sure you can handle anyone that comes in though." Jason laid a hand on her shoulder. She shook it off, looking straight at Drew.
"Kid stop pacing. You'll drive yourself crazy." She said.
"You're the last person I want to talk to right now. Shut up. Your voice is fucking annoying." Drew spat, glaring at the blonde.
"Alright." She smiled an amused smile, taking a sip from her wine glass. "I'm pretty sure they're sending some serious reinforcements sometime."
"Probably someone strong." Jason said excitedly.
"I'm great as long as I can rip open Caan's throat." Drew said darkly, punching the bars of the cell in which Autumn and Carly were unconscious.
...
Dawg, Alli, and Hermione sat on the roof of Apollo cabin, watching the cabiners building away in the distance. None of them spoke a word as the short, funny-haired kid ran past them to Poseidon cabin, screaming "SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!"
"Jeeze both of you, SNAP OUT OF IT!" Hermione screamed. Bad idea.
"Autumn... It's all my fault. I don't know how, but somehow it's my fault. It has to be! AND SHE TOOK MY WAND!" Dawg started crying. "I want my wand back!"
"Connor.. Drew.. The Aphrodite camper I traumatized. All my fault. If Drew finds out I dated Connor, he'd kill him. And he'd come back and kill me too. And then go kill Caan. That is, if Jason doesn't kill him first." She started crying as well. Dawg and Alli leaned against each other and crying into each others shoulders like mad people.
"I'll go check on the other lunatics then." Hermione slowly backed away, hurrying down the ladder. "HEY WINDY! I'M COMING TO GIVE YOU SOME COMPANY! GET YOUR PRADA PURSE BACK FROM THE BATHROOM!"
Meanwhile
Electra, Harry, and Buckbeak walked slowly through the woods, staring at the pretty scenery. It kind of sucked. Not the walk, but the fact that Harry Potter was Electra's mom. Mainly because he looked kind of hot and it was creeping her out beyond belief.
"HIIIIIIIIIIIYAYAYALA!" Harry and Electra turned from side to side, looking for where the noise was coming from. Finally they looked up to see a a large, gold, mechanical-looking horse with bronze wings. There was a man on top of it in full ancient oriental armor.
"Wǒ shì chéngjísīhán. " He said, landing right next to Electra. He pulling out his sword and aimed it at Harry's neck. "Nǐ shì shuí?"
"No habla." Electra muttered, lost. She shook her head, confused.
"I ask: 'Who are you'. Wha erse I can ask stranger, you foor?"
"Um.. SAME TO YOU!" Electra poked him on the armor.
"I Genghis Khan, emperor of worrd." He exclaimed and his horse's nostrils suddenly started shooting arrows. Harry and Electra ducked, trying to get as far away as possible from the firey arrows. Just then Ann and Athena came in, right into the range of the arrows. They were fencing furiously, their swords clanging noisily.
"MOVE OUT OF THE WAY! GENGHIS KHAN IS BACK FROM THE DEAD WITH A CYBORG!" Electra shouted.
...
Lady Gaga, Adam, and Poseidon walked back to Gaga's limo to find someone already in there. The minute they opened their door, there was a gun shot.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH!" Poseidon screamed at the older lady in an American flag swimsuit, holding a hunting rifle.
"Oh. It's only you guys." She smiled.
"Hey Sarah. We've got the next president." Lady Gaga said, holding Adam in front of her
"Ah, nice and young. A nice break from McCain." Sarah scooted over to make way.
"Sarah... Palin? OH MY GODS! I WANT AUTOGRAPH!" Poseidon squealed.
20 Minutes later
Palin: "So like once I was in the white house and I saw this lady with the most disgusting shoes.. and then I said... and also then... and ONTARIO FINANCE MANAGEMENT GROUP..."
Poseidon: "Oh ew... red white and blue are an awesome color scheme.. oh wow... and then I said... you have great pores."
Adam: ... *lost*
Gaga: *driving in the driver area, separated by a soundproof glass barrier*
Back in Camp
"Okay Sam, drop me and Debashish off at the guild and then go save Carls. Once you defeat the rest, keep Jason locked up. Ann will be there in a week. Once Ann defeats him, leave the next day and pick me, Debashish, and Sarah up from the guild. Got it?"
"Si."
"Okay let's go."
"WAIT! I FORGOT MY HAIRSPRAY!"
On top of the Apollo roof...
Alli continued crying her eyes out until suddenly she jumped up and screamed, "TACOS!"
"Whaaaa?" Dawg replied cluelessly.
"WE NEED TACOS!" Alli screamed. "TACOS MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE AND THEY'LL HELP US FIGURE OUT HOW TO DEFEAT THE PEOPLE THAT TOO MY DREW AND MY CONNOR AND YOUR AUTUMN!" Alli took out her wand and yelled down to the Apollo campers, "Give me some tacos or else I'm going to flood the cabin with rubber ducks. Half crunchy half soft, and make sure they're real Mexican, not that taco bell shit."
"Yes ma'm!" the Apollo campers screamed. Five minutes later Alli and Dawg had a plate full of tacos.
"So now what?" Dawg asked. "We're still here, they're still there, and we have tacos and they don't. Now I feel guilty that I can't share my tacos."
"Now we think of how to save them. a.k.a I need to use the Athena in me to think of a plan," Alli responded. "Drew is probably really confused, especially if he talked to Connor. Drew doesn't even know about Caan or anything. He was our worst enemy back at school." Shuddering, Alli remembered vivid memories of Caan. "If he did talk to Connor, and found out that we're fighting on Caan's side, Drew might not even be on our side. After all, I did put him in danger because of my fear of him and Connor in the same camp."
"Umm... why don't we just bust them out?" Dawg suggested.
"Good idea. I can see why you're Kindell-sensei's minion. Let's go!" Alli made sure she had her wand and weapon and ran away with Dawg in hope to rescue Drew, Connor, and Autumn.
A few hundred miles away...
"Okay. Both of you. Guild here. OUT!" Sam said breathlessly. Debashish obviously did not know the meaning of quiet.
"OKAY BYE! PARTYTIME!" Debashish hopped out, pushing Kindell out. She cast a glance at Sam that screamed help me.
And a few hours later
"HEY SARAH-SAMA! DO YOU LIKE YOUR CONFETTI TEA?"
"YEAH! WHERE'D YOU LEARN HOW TO MAKE IT?"
"WE SERVED IT TO OUR CUSTOMERS AT HAIR PALACE!"
"And you call her sama?" Kindell grumbled at Debashish, who stuck his tongue out at her.
"Come on Kindell, JOIN THE PARTY!" Sarah dragged her to the disco hall, handing her a glass of wine.
"I.. shouldn't have alcohol." Kindell muttered.
"Why not? You're God now. You probably don't have that issue anymore." Sarah reasoned.
"Fine. Then I want champagne."