Note: So, did everybody have a good Thanksgiving on Thursday? Good. That's what I like to hear. Uh, what chapter are we up to again? Oh, I got it! We are now up to chapter 37! Boy, oh, boy, this has got to be the longest story on Fanfiction ever! At least I'm happy that the story is almost done! I think I have three more chapters left until this story is complete! Alright, enough with the chitchat. In this chapter, Luann and Kirk will have a wedding dance and they will dance to "Loving You" by Minnie Riperton. (This is the song that was played earlier in chapter 13.) Also, Luann is gonna trick Kirk. How? Well, we just have to read this chapter and find out! Here we go!
Chapter 37
The Best Wedding Dance Ever
"Come on, kids!" called Homer impatiently. "Hurry up!"
"We're coming, Dad!" Bart and I called.
Milhouse dragged me and Bart over to our parents.
"This is it, you guys." said Milhouse happily. "This is the moment of when my parents are gonna dance."
"Ooh, how lovely." I said.
"Are you ready, my dear?" asked Kirk politely, as he took Luann's hand.
"Yes." said Luann, smiling.
"Good luck, Mom and Dad! You'll do great!" cheered Milhouse.
Kirk looked at Milhouse and gave him a wink.
"Alright, Luann." announced the DJ. "This one's for you and your husband."
The DJ turned on the music and it began to play in a gentle tone. Luann and Kirk looked at each other and began to dance.
"Here it comes." whispered Milhouse happily.
"I think I'm gonna barf." groaned Bart, as he rolled his eyes.
Loving you is easy 'cause you're beautiful
Making love with you is all I wanna do
Loving you is more than just a dream come true
Everything that I do is out of loving you
"Aw, isn't that sweet, Homie?" said Marge sweetly.
"What's sweet?" asked Homer curiously.
"Look!" said Marge, as she pointed her finger at Luann and Kirk dancing. "Look at Luann and Kirk dancing."
"I'm so proud of my parents." sighed Milhouse softly.
"Shh!" scowled Todd. "God doesn't want any disturbances while watching the dance."
"Oh, shut up, Todd." Milhouse snarled, with his teeth clenched.
No one else can make me feel the colors that you bring
Stay with me while we grow old and we will live-
Suddenly, the record skipped and the music came to a stop.
"Hey, what the hell just happened?!" cried Kirk.
"What happened to the love song?!" I complained.
"We came all the way here for this?!" shouted Grandpa madly.
Then, the DJ went into the box, took out two sunglasses and tossed them over to Luann and Kirk. Luckily, they caught them.
"Uh, what are we supposed to do with these?" asked Kirk, as he looked at the sunglasses.
"Put it on!" Luann said, as she put her sunglasses on.
As soon as Kirk put his sunglasses on, the DJ announced, "Alright, folks, here's a song you'll never forget!"
The DJ started to play a fast song as Luann and Kirk started dancing like crazy!
Oppa Gangnam Style
Gangnam Style
"You little trickster!" laughed Kirk, as he spun Luann around.
"I guess everybody can come up now." said Bart, as he went on the dance floor.
We all followed him as everyone else came to dance on the dance floor.
Na je nun ta sa ro un in gan jo gin yo ja
Ko pi han ja ne yo yu rul a neun pum gyo gi nun yo ja
Ba mi o myon shim ja ngi tu go wo ji nun yo ja
Gu ron ban jo i nun yo ja
Suddenly, I felt someone grab my shoulder.
"Guess who?" the voice laughed that sounded like Nelson, as he turned me around.
"Whoa!" I giggled.
"Want to dance with me?" asked Nelson.
"Of course I do." I said, as I began dancing with Nelson.
"Hey, Bart," called Milhouse. "Can you do this?"
Then, Milhouse began dancing like crazy.
"I can try." Bart said, as began copying Milhouse.
"Hey, you're doing it!" Milhouse exclaimed happily.
A rum de wo sa rang su ro wo
Gu re no hey gu re ba ra no hey
A reum de wo sa rang su ro wo
Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey
Ji gum bu to gal de ka ji ga bol ka
Bart quickly slid to the middle of the dance floor and sung, "Oppa Gangnam Style."
Then, we began to dance crazy again.
Gangnam Style
Op op op op oppa Gangnam Style
"Woohoo!" cheered Ralph happily.
Gangnam style
Op op op op oppa Gangnam Style
"Hey, sexy lady!" Milhouse, Martin and Nelson sung.
Op op op op oppa Gangnam Style
"Hey, sexy lady!" Rod and Todd sung.
Op op op op
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
"I've never partied like this in my whole life!" yelled Janey happily.
"Care to dance?" asked Kirk kindly.
Without answering, Kirk grabbed Luann's hand and spun her around like crazy.
"Kirk!" laughed Luann.
"Hey, Grandpa, can you do this?" asked Bart.
Bart began dancing up and down.
"Uh, I don't know, Bart." said Grandpa nervously.
"Oh, come on. Don't be weird." laughed Bart, as he continued dancing.
Grandpa followed Bart's steps and began copying him.
"Whoa!" cried Grandpa. "I've never danced like this before at old age! I feel like a young man again!"
"Actually, I taught my best friend how to do that!" Milhouse said, as he came over to Grandpa.
"You did what?" Grandpa exclaimed.
A rum de wo sa rang su ro wo
Gu re no hey gu re ba ra no hey
A reum de wo sa rang su ro wo
Gu re no hey gu re ba ro no hey
Ji gum bu to gal de ka ji ga bol ka
"Excuse us, Grandpa." said Bart quickly, as he dragged Milhouse to the middle of the dance floor.
"Oppa Gangnam Style." Milhouse and Bart sang.
Suddenly, we began dancing like crazy all over again.
Gangnam Style
Op op op op oppa Gangnam Style
"Cowabunga!" shouted Bart happily.
Gangnam Style
Op op op op oppa Gangnam Style
"Hey, mister gay man!" sung Homer.
Op op op op oppa Gangnam Style
"Hey, sexy lady!" sung Martin and Ralph.
Op op op op
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
Twi nun nom gu wi ye na nun nom
Baby, baby na nun mol jom a nun nom
Twi nun nom gu wi ye na nun nom
Baby, baby na nun mol jom a nun nom
You know what I'm saying
"Everybody, now!" Bart yelled.
"Oppa Gangnam Style!" we all sang.
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
"Hey, sexy lady!" we all sung.
"Come on, everybody! Louder!" I shouted.
"Hey, sexy lady!" we all sung a bit louder.
Op op op op
Eh eh eh eh eh eh
"Oppa Gangnam Style!" we all yelled.
"That was awesome!" shouted Nelson happily.
"That was a great dance, Bart!" said Mary happily.
"Thank you, thank you very much." said Bart kindly.
"Luann, do you have any idea what happened to our dance?" asked Kirk seriously.
"That was our dance." replied Luann. "It was me and our son's idea to switch it up."
"That's right, Dad." agreed Milhouse, as he came over to Kirk. "You've been tricked."
"But- but- but, I, uh…" stammered Kirk. "I mean, and then, oh!"
"You know, kids." Grandpa said, as he bended down next to me and Bart. "I have never danced like this in my whole life."
"Wasn't that fun?" I laughed. "We should do this more often."
"Yeah. If this song played again, I would dance to it a lot until the day I die." Bart agreed.
"Guys, I gotta tell you something." said Milhouse, as he came over to us.
"Okay, what is it?" I asked.
"This has been the best wedding party ever!" he said happily, as he jumped into the air.
"So that means it's over now, right?" asked Bart, hoping for a yes.
"Wrong!" Milhouse replied. Then he whispered, "I have to do a toast and then the grand finale."
"What grand finale?" Bart and I replied.
"Shh!" scowled Milhouse. "It's supposed to be a surprise for everyone. The two of you are going to sing a song about siblings."
"Wait, what?!" cried Bart.
"Are you crazy?!" I cried.
"We'll talk about it later." Milhouse said, as he started to push me and Bart away. "Just go get your friends and get your instruments."
"What about Mary? Can she join us?" asked Bart.
"Of course she can. I'll be singing it too." said Milhouse impatiently. "Now go! Hurry!"
"Milhouse?" called Luann. "Where'd you go?"
Milhouse saw his parents and exclaimed, "Oh! I'm coming!"
"Homer, where are the kids?" asked Marge, looking all worried as she gave Maggie her bottle.
"Hey, that's strange." Homer said, as he looked around the park. "They were talking to Grandpa."
"I was talking to the kids until Milhouse pulled them away." said Grandpa.
"Well, where are they?!" asked Homer, looking all agitated.
"Here, Homie!" said Marge, as she shoved a pork chop into his mouth. "Have a pork chop!"
Homer's yelling was cut short as he ate the pork chop.
"Mmm, pork chops." he mumbled.
Note: Well, that's a wrap for chapter 37. I hope you all liked it and as usual, please review! So, the song that was playing when Luann and Kirk were dancing to was "Loving You" by Minnie Riperton. Also, when Luann switched the song to a different one and everybody was dancing to, that was "Gangnam Style" by PSY. I can't believe Luann tricked Kirk! That was so funny! But seriously, I am so sorry about the long update! I was spending way too much time on my Christmas shopping! I can't believe this year went so fast! I really, really hope I can finish this story by the end of the year. Anyway, chapter 38 will be on its way!
THANK YOU & See you soon!