AN: Spain's an angel in disguise.
Disclaimer- This statement is true.
Boss Spain's Letters to the World~!
Spain,
Sorry I haven't been writing to ye I was at New York last Sunday at ground zero for the poor Irish souls who lost their lives 10 years ago. Still, I don't want what happened to America to happen like me treatment I got from the half baked ex pirate. You have no idea what it was like living among him for 750 years. All the crappy treatment and cooking, if that doesn't make a woman strong what will?
Ireland
Dear Ireland,
Oh, it's okay.
England's cooking is a dangerous…experience, so I imagine you would have to build up a tolerance for it.
He's the reason why America's taste is so bad. :/
Love,
Spain
Spain,
Good, good! It's harder to come by anymore in Greece but it's actually rather common down here in Atlantis. I'll take that as an initiative to send some more. This time I do believe I've sent enough to share with France and Prussia.
And yes, I think I'd be acting like that too if those accursed Jersians (is that what we should be calling them?) invaded my country. Can't blame him, but I'll try your suggestion to see if he calms down. I'd rather not have to tell him he can't come over because he's going to break things... eheh...
-From,
Atlantis
Dear Atlantis,
Yes, send more please! I just finished the first batch yesterday.
I'll share with Prussia but not France because he bad touched me the last time we went out and Prussia took pictures!
Oh don't tell him that, he'll be heartbroken!
Love,
Spain