A/N: I DO NOT own any part of the Law & Order franchise, or the rights to the song Camisado by Panic! At the Disco.

Camisado

"Okay, well this is the moment of truth. Are you guys ready?"

Jodi nodded, grabbing John's hand.

"Okay, I'm going to insert this through your vagina, you're going to experience a little discomfort. Now, if you look at the screen over here I'll be able to point out to you the genitalia."

Jodi nodded, looking up at John and smiling. Today they were finally going to find out the sex of their children. Naturally both of them hoped for the kids the be the same sex as them, but...now they would finally find out.

"Okay, so, here we go." the obstetrician smiled before grabbing her tools.

Jodi leaned her head back and sighed. By now she had learned to go to a special place in her mind when she was at the OB-GYN. No matter how much she had sex, having a whole bunch of cold metal tools inside of you was never fun or pleasurable.

She moved it around, fiddling a little bit. John watched. Jodi was in apparent discomfort. He was so happy he wasn't a woman and didn't have to deal with this. Watching her deal with it made him uncomfortable.

"Okay, you see right there?" Kristina pointed to a little spot on the screen. John and Jodi both stared at her blankly. With the exception of the profile, which was always easy to find, everything else in an ultrasound just looked like a milky blob on the screen.

"Um...not really." Jodi spoke for the both of them. John chuckled and Kristina gave a small smile before leaning forward in her chair.

"What I'm pointing to is the penis. You can see it right there, and there's the scrotum."

"So...they're all boys?" John's voice almost went up an octave in excitement. Jodi turned around and shot him a look of pure malice before sitting back in her seat.

"No there is no certainty that all the fetus' will be the same sex. Here, let's move this over a bit."

Jodi grimaced, and John tightening his grip on her hand. Kristina made a few noises before chuckling lightly.

"What?" Jodi exclaimed.

"Well, right here this is obviously a female, and if we move a little bit to the left it's the same thing."

"So..."

"You're expecting one boy and two girls."

Jodi looked up at John, giving him the most smug look he had ever seen in his life before looking at Kristina and smiling.

"Can we have a copy of these?"

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

"Oh sweetie, why the long face?" Jodi grinned as she walked through the front door of their home. John slammed the door behind him and glared at her. Of course he was happy to discover that all of the kids were so far healthy and he was still going to have one son, but this was something a majority of fathers went through.

"You know, I just remembered something...didn't we have a bet?"

John stopped and glared at her before walking away. Jodi giggled and made her way up the stairs. All of this just had her horny and exhausted. Her back hurt. Her feet hurt. She still had to practice for her audition today. It was like they couldn't have picked a worse time. She only had three days left and didn't feel she was anywhere near ready.

She sighed and fell back on the bed, closing her eyes. Fuck it. She thought. She was soon to be the mother of three healthy and beautiful children. She had the most incredible husband in the world, and she was madly in love. Nothing else really mattered.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

John slowly trudged up the stairs, sighing. Work was stressing him out. Constantly horny and now with mood swings Jodi was stressing him out. And unlike most women, her morning sickness still had yet to stop. The OB-GYN assured them Jodi was just one of those special cases but it kind of made John nervous. Everything was a stress, and he wasn't really sure how to deal with it.

He walked down the hallway and opened the bedroom door to find Jodi, standing cocmpletely naked in front of the mirror, brushing her hair delicately which was growing at an alarming rate. It was already down to her shoulders now.

"Hey babe." she said, not even looking away from the mirror.

John dropped all of his problems and slammed the door behind him before walking over and wrapped his arms around her warm body, kissing her shoulder.

"Hi." she giggled, tilting her head back on his shoulder.

"This is a great way to welcome me home." John whispered in her ear, trailing his fingers downward, towards his utopia.

"Glad to know that I made you happy." Jodi smiled, closing her eyes as his warm fingers ran over her skin.

John lost track of all thought. That train had stopped when he walked in to find Jodi like this. She was continually putting on weight, but she made it look good. And she was showing a bit now. There was no doubt she was going to be huge when she hit seven months.

He slid his hand in between her legs, rubbing her gently. Jodi sighed in pleasure, feeling John's fingers tremble against her bare skin. She could feel how hard he was through his pants. He was probably hornier than she was.

Well, maybe not.

He leaned down and picked her up, carrying her over to the bed before climbing on top of her.

"Hold on." she breathed, pushing him over and getting on top before putting a hand on her stomach. It was getting a little uncomfortable on her back now. She was only four months along but she felt like it was eight.

"You okay?" John asked, looking up at her. He was sure he asked that more times in a day now than he ever had of any of his victims. But no matter how stressed or angry he was, he needed to make sure that his wife was feeling better than he was.

"Yeah." she smiled before leaning down and kissing him, her gentle hands exploring his chest. John watched her, the warm heat coming off her and flooding his hard dick.

"You know what I want to do before we have the kids?" John asked, sitting up and placing a hand on her stomach.

"What?" Jodi tiled her head, her pupils like two dark pools of lust and fury.

"Let's go somewhere. Maybe out of the country."

"Like where?"

"I don't know...where is the one place in the world you've always wanted to go?"

Jodi thought about it for a moment, biting one of her full lips and causing John's skin to tingle in excitement. He loved when she did that.

"Um...Greece. Athens."

"Athens? Okay..."

"...You're not serious are you?"

"...I am."

A beautiful smile appeared across her mouth and she pressed her lips to John's, kissing him happily.

"I love you so much." she said softly, running a hand through his white hair.

"I lthink I might just love you more." John replied before kissing her again.