Total Drama Return Episode 12 Part 3

Agreenparrot – lol, I'm so glad you enjoyed the chapter. Wait, Izzy's still on the show, though…So she can't return to something she's already on. Lol, I'm guessing that's just a typo.

NutsyTheNuttySquirrel – Who knows? You'll find out during this chapter.


Noah and Heather looked at the figure in shock. The figure grinned smugly.

"Who are you, and what do you want?" Said Noah.

"Oh, Noah. You perfectly well know what I want." Hissed the figure.

"Y-You know my name?" Said Noah.

"Of course I know your name, dammit! I was on this show! I had a future on this show! I would still be here now if it wasn't for that…that…bitch!" Shrieked the figure.

"Woah, okay! What are you talking about?" Said Heather. The figure scoffed, and pulled off her mask. The two teens gasped in horror.

"Courtney?" They both exclaimed in shock.

"That's right! I'm back, you volatile losers. And now, standing in my way of coming back into the game, is you two." Hissed Courtney. She took out an aerosol can, and shook it mockingly. Noah panicked, simply crawled into a foetal position. Heather raised an eyebrow.

"The foetus? Seriously, Noah?" Said Courtney, disapprovingly.

"You got a better idea?" Shouted Noah.

"Actually, yes." Said Courtney, and she sprayed him in the face. Within seconds, Noah was asleep. She then poised the can towards Heather.

"Say goodbye, Heather." Snarled Courtney. Heather panicked, and ducked, just as she sprayed the aerosol. Heather covered her mouth, and pinched her nose, and began to squirm out of the way.

"Not going to worm yourself out of this one, Richie Bitch!" Said Courtney, as she sprayed another shot at Heather. Heather panicked, and leapt out of the way. Courtney snarled.

"One last shot should do you." Said Courtney, and she began to spray. However, Heather knew what to do. She kicked the can out of Courtney's hand, and it sprayed onto the floor. However, it didn't stop spraying.

"Ugh! You idiot! Now the pipe's jammed! We're both doomed!" Shrieked Courtney. Courtney tried to cover her mouth with her shirt, but it failed, and she fell down to the floor, unconscious. Heather coughed and gagged, but eventually, she succumbed to the gas, and fell down.


Chris was waiting for all of the contestants to wake up. Even the four captives and Courtney were there. Suddenly, Gwen moaned and woke up.

"Ugh, I had the most terrible dream…Courtney came back, and haunted me…" Said Gwen, but then, she saw Courtney asleep on the floor, and screamed, waking everyone else up.

"Ugh, mommy? I don't want bacon with my milk…" Moaned Owen. Chris stifled a laugh.

"Well, Chris! I got everyone asleep. Do you know what that means?" Said Courtney, raising an eyebrow. Chris didn't speak.

"Uh, hello? Chris? Tell them the exceedingly good news." Said Courtney.

"Well, I dunno, Courtney." Said Chris. Courtney's face contorted with fury.

"What? I made everyone fall asleep!" Said Courtney.

"No, not exactly…Even though you got Noah, Heather still put herself to sleep, and you at the same time. Not good, Courtney." Said Chris.

"What? No way! You said that if everyone fell asleep, I was back on the show!" Said Courtney.

"No, I said, that if YOU made everyone fall asleep." Said Chris. Courtney's face contorted with fury

"But, I don't want to risk any lawsuits, so, Courtney is back on the show!" Said Chris.

"Yes!" Cheered Courtney. A collective moan arised from the group, especially from Gwen.

"As an intern!" Said Chris. Courtney's eyes widened.

"An intern? No way! You told me I was back on the show!" Said Courtney.

"I said you were back on the show, not back in the game." Said Chris smugly. Courtney scoffed.

"And if you think I'll just sit around and be an intern, you're crazy. I'm in to win the two million dollars, not be a slave. I refuse to be an intern." Said Courtney.

"Fine then. If you reject the position, you'll go home on the Boat of Losers tonight." Said Chris.

"Uh, Chris? Who actually won the challenge?" Asked Cody.

"Hm, good question, Cody…since no one actually found the captives, then, I guess, nobody wins. So, it's a double elimination tonight! One from each team, going home!" Said Chris. Everyone groaned.

"Well, we know who's going." Grimaced Gwen, glaring at Heather. Heather scoffed.

"Nope! Since Heather and Noah were the last ones standing from their team, they both get immunities tonight." Said Chris. Everyone groaned.


Confessional

Heather: Well, it's good that Courtney's still not back. And I know who I'm voting for. My person…Well, they're a threat. Simple as that. And, I got a few other people to vote for them as well.

Geoff: I really didn't want to admit it, but Heather was right. If this person doesn't go now, they might not go at all. Sorry.

Gwen: Well, Heather's immune, so I might as well vote off Trent…I can't stand his flirting. Sorry, Trent…

Dawn: I'm obviously voting for Cody. I don't see why anyone else on my team deserves to go. Not that Cody deserves to, he's a great guy, but things are…complicated.

Brady: There's one person on my team who I think we should vote off, and he doesn't really help the team that much. That's why I'm voting for him.


The nine Funky Monkeys sat at the bonfire. Heather was glaring at Gwen, while Courtney stood by Chris, angrily tapping her foot.

"Okay guys, simple math. Nine Monkeys, eight marshmallows. You probably all know the rules by now. So, without further ado, Heather's immunity makes her safe, and as you know, any votes for Heather will be deflected onto yourself." Said Chris. Heather caught her marshmallow, and snickered evilly. Gwen glared at her.

"Also safe are…Geoff, my main man! Bridgette, my main girl! And, Izzy, My other main girl!" Said Chris. The threesome caught their marshmallows, and Geoff and Bridgette exchanged a victory kiss. Chris looked at the final four. Gwen, Trent, Justin and Owen.

"Okay guys, all of you got at least one vote. Now, rumour has it that Heather's been fishing around to get a threat out. That could be any one of you, but Trent, I hear that you've gone a little batty over Gwen again…Do you think your time is up?" Said Chris.

"I really hope not. I want to spend more time with my friends here." He said, winking at Gwen. Gwen moaned, and buried her face in her hands.

"Well, Trent, you are safe with only one vote." Said Chris. Trent caught his marshmallow eagerly.

"Gwen…" Said Chris. "You're also safe with one vote. Congratulations." Said Chris. Gwen breathed a sigh of relief, while Courtney snarled in fury.

"Justin, Owen. This leaves you two…Justin, I hear you've been pinning some stuff on Cody…Not cool, man. Owen, could you be the threat Heather was talking about? I mean, you did win Season 1, and got to the merge every other season, and everyone likes you…" Said Chris.

"Well, if everyone likes me, why would they vote me off?" Said Owen frantically.

"Let's see, Owen…tonight, the final marshmallow goes to…"

"Justin."

Justin breathed a sigh of relief, and caught his marshmallow, while Owen looked down sadly.

"Big O? Gone? No!" Cried Izzy, jumping into Owen's arms.

"It's okay, Izzy. I mean, I've already won a season. I don't need to win another!" Said Owen.

"Aw, look at my big teddy bear, being all generous. You're not gonna leave without a little sugar from Izzy!" Said Izzy, and she cupped her mouth to Owen's, and kissed him tightly. Gwen, and Bridgette cooed.

"Alright, enough tonsil hockey! Be gone! Owen, go stand with Courtney over there." Said Chris. Izzy waved goodbye, and bounded off with her team


The eight remaining Cheezel Weasels all sat by the bonfire, waiting for the inevitable. Courtney and Owen stood by them.

"Owen, man, you got out?" Said Cody in dismay.

"Yeah, but it's fine! I get to go eat proper food!" Said Owen.

"Shush, Owen! Now, there are eight Cheezel Weasels here, and seven marshmallows. If you're any good at math, you'll realize that one person won't get one. That person must walk down the dock of shame, and never come back." Said Chris.

"But, inevitably, Noah is immune. Any votes for him, and you know the deal." Said Chris, as Noah caught his marshmallow.

"Now, also safe, we have…our main face suckers, Brady and Beth!" Said Chris. Beth squealed, and hugged Brady, as they both caught their marshmallows.

"Also safe are Sadie and LeShawna!" Said Chris. The two large girls exchanged a hug, and caught their marshmallows.

"Dawn, you're also safe, with only one vote." Said Chris. Dawn eagerly caught her marshmallow. The bottom two was Zeke and Cody. They both looked at each other.

"Cody, Zeke. Both of you racked up quite a number of votes. Cody, from what I hear, you've been doing some…meddling?" Said Chris.

"It was just an opinion!" Said Cody frantically.

"And Zeke. You've been doing pretty poorly in the challenges lately. I wouldn't be surprised if it was your time to go right about now." Said Chris.

"And now, the final marshmallow goes to…

"Zeke."


Back at Playa Des Losers, Sierra was siphoning all the soda she could get into her body. She was on a major sugar high, but suddenly, she sniffed the air, and stopped.

"I just have the weirdest feeling that something terrible just happened." She said. Harold and Tyler exchanged confused glances, while Alejandro rolled his eyes.


Cody gasped, and looked at his teammates.

"Me, out? All because I gave one little opinion?" He cried, frantically.

"Sorry, Cody. You got involved in something that wasn't your business. Not cool." Said LeShawna. Cody hung his head, and walked over to Courtney and Owen.

"And, now! We say goodbye to Cody, Owen, and Courtney, even though the latter wasn't even in the game at the time." Said Chris.


Cabin 1 – Brady, Geoff, Noah

Geoff was already back from his elimination, and he was listening to music on his iPod on his bed, humming the tune to 'Guns and Roses'. Noah and Brady walked into the room.

"Aw, sweet! Both my roomies are still here!" Said Geoff, slinging his arm around both of them.

"Cody got the boot." Said Noah.

"Oh, alright, man." Said Geoff.


Cabin 2 – Zeke, Trent, Justin

Trent and Justin were idly chatting.

"I can't believe Owen's gone…he was such a party guy." Said Trent.

"True…but at least he won't stink up the room anymore." Said Justin. Trent chuckled. Then, Zeke walked in.

"Zeke, man. Where's Cody?" Asked Trent.

"Gone, eh. Off the island." Said Zeke.

"Wow, I can't believe it. Yesterday, there were five people in our room. Now, there's only three…" Said Trent


Heather – Owen

Trent – Justin

Geoff – Owen

Gwen – Trent

Izzy – Justin

Bridgette – Owen

Justin – Owen

Owen – Gwen

Owen – 4

Justin – 2

Gwen – 1

Trent – 1


Sadie – Cody

LeShawna – Cody

Noah – Dawn

Brady – Cody

Beth – Zeke

Zeke – Cody

Cody – Zeke

Cody – 4

Zeke – 3

Dawn – 1


Eliminated – Courtney, Sierra, DJ, Lindsay, Alejandro, Tyler, Harold, Katie, Blainely, Duncan, Eva, Cody, Owen

Still in – Gwen, Beth, Brady, Noah, Izzy, Geoff, Bridgette, LeShawna, Dawn, Justin, Heather, Sadie, Ezekiel, Trent


OMG! So many questions remain! Will Izzy fare without Owen around? Will Trent win Gwen back? Will Beth and Brady ever stop making out? Will Dawn and Justin's barely there relationship survive? Find out next time, on Total Drama Return!