Time to start off this chapter with a happy announcement. After about an hour of deciding, I will now start installing crossovers (along with finally correcting the typo in the title). But if you do suggest a crossover pairing, they HAVE to have something in common with the one whom you're setting the character up with. And of course, the old rules still apply. Male x Female, genderless isn't accepted. Human x Creature will not be allowed. And if you suggest a crossover paring, just remember it won't be as frequent as the other chapters and will only be installed in special chapters such as holidays or other celebrations. Now, without further ado, let's get on with the show!

Ash: 14

Diantha: 22

Serena had dragged Ash to the theatre to see Diantha's latest movie, "He Bites". Ash was extremely bored, and he couldn't sneak out because Serena cried on his shoulder the whole time.

"Mia, tell him you love him already," sobbed Serena.

"Yeah," groaned Ash. Ash didn't agree to watch this movie. He didn't enjoy the dialog or the plot. The only thing he liked about it was Diantha. He didn't know why, but the only thing he enjoyed was everything about Diantha in this movie. He admired Diantha's flawless skin and her appearance in any dress in the movie.

"Ash, snap out of it! This is the best part!" Serena shouted quietly, snapping her fingers in front of Ash's dead and wide eyes. Ash was slowly growling under his breath.

"She said yes," Serena cried. Ash had had enough.

"I'm taking a bathroom break," Ash moaned.

"You took one 10 minutes ago and I wanted to watch all of this with you," Serena frowned.

"Hey, what's that?" Ash gasped, pointing at one of the speakers, which for some reason had a note on it, saying "Grant was here". Ash reached for his Lemonade on his left chair arm and tipped it, allowing a drip of it to drop onto his thighs and stain.

"Grant's probably used to it, he's always climbing…" Serena started while turning back to Ash and was caught by the sight of Ash's stain. Ash held his thighs and rocked back and forth while breathing heavily.

"Go! Go now!" Serena wheezed, holding her nose attempting not to smell it. Ash rocketed all the way out of the door and ran against a wall. Then he banged his forehead. He remembered. Before you watch a movie, they take your Pokémon until the movie ends regarding an incident which went viral. There was a tall woman in sunglasses and a big hat wearing a big suit was behind a counter, with 5 Pokeballs and a sleeping Pikachu. Ash went up to the counter.

"Excuse me; may I have my Pokémon please?" Ash asked politely.

"The move ended already? I could have sworn that movie was 1 hour 38 minutes 22 seconds long exactly," the lady said. The lady then noticed how blank Ash's face was.

"Not that I would know," the lady spluttered, collecting the balls and handing them to Ash, and then giving him his Pikachu. Pikachu woke up in Ash's arms and looked at him, smiling.

Ash carried Pikachu and walked over to the door of the movie. "Pikachu, have you ever wanted to act?" Ash smiled. Pikachu looked at him strangely and intrigued.

X-X-X

"So Ash, who is your favourite actor?" Serena asked, not taking her eyes off the screen.

"Pikachu," Pikachu chimed. A floppy trainer jacket was sitting on a chair, with Pikachu's head stuck on the neck hole. He was wearing Ash's hat and had zigzag marks drawn in marker on his cheeks to hide his red cheeks.

"Yeah, that Pikachu Libre was the best Pokémon actor," Serena smiled. "My favourite quote from him is I came, I saw, I kicked your Regigigass." Pikachu gave a sigh of relief.

X-X-X

"What are you up to?" the lady behind the counter asked suspiciously.

"My friend dragged me to watch this movie, so I sent Pikachu in to fool her," Ash sniggered. The lady behind the counter frowned, until Ash mentioned what he did like about the movie. The lady was flattered for some reason, and beckoned Ash to come closer to the counter. The lady took off her hat and sunglasses. It was Diantha!

"Wait…what?" Ash exclaimed, dumbstruck.

"Shh…" Diantha chuckled. "I'm flattered that you hated everything about the movie but me. I sound a little self-centred, don't I?" she giggled.

"Hehe," Ash smiled. "Honestly, I still don't know why…"

"Oh, Ash. You're so dense. You haven't the foggiest idea why?"

"Meh, I guess I have developed a bit of a crush on you…" Ash mumbled. Ash hated admitting this, because he wasn't the typical teenager who thinks about girls. He was especially embarrassed for admitting he has a crush on an older girl.

"I can tell how ashamed you are," Diantha said. "And honestly, you shouldn't be. I get it. But who are you at the cinema with?"

"Serena."

"Oh, and are you close?"

"Pretty close. I wouldn't mind going on a date with her, I guess?"

"I'm a little too old for you, but I have the perfect way to get her attracted to you."

"What do you mean?"

At the moment, Serena burst through the doors holding Pikachu and dragging the costume with her feet. She looked pretty angry.

"This reunion was wonderful," Diantha said in a low voice, winking and pointing her head to Serena. Ash got it.

"Wasn't it?" Ash replied in a deep and sexy tone, trying his best not to laugh.

"I hope I'll see you again, Ash," Diantha flirtatiously grinned, pulling Ash closer and pecking him on the mouth for about 5 seconds, then walked off. Serena knew that was Diantha and walked in front of Ash. Ash just stared at nothing with his mouth open and didn't respond. It was as if Missingo glitched him.

"Um Ash, can I meet you tomorrow afternoon?" Serena asked.

"Uh huh…" Ash said unemotionally.

"…You know…to help me with training…" Serena continued, shyly.

"Uh huh…" Ash repeated, not computing.

"Ash? Ash?" Serena called in front of Ash's face.

"…Uh huh…" Ash said soullessly with his body not computing at all.

And if some of you didn't understand the hint, it is a quote from the episode of the first time Ash and Diantha met…

Hint on next chapter: You'd be surprised that Emolga isn't in this paring, lol.