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LPV

I was going to kill those boys.

I was also Avatar from head to toe. Any exposed skin I had they painted blue. But it wasn't only on my skin but in my hair and on my clothes!

I sighed turning off the water for my shower and grabbing a big fluffy towel. I hoped what little blue I had left wouldn't stain the towel or the clothes I was putting on.

Throwing my dirty clothes and towel into the hamper Jasper had in his bathroom, I proceeded to fix my hair. But of course it wasn't long before I was interrupted.

CRASH

I winched. God only knew what those three newly intoxicated boys were breaking in Esme and Carlisle's unbelievably expensive house. I was actually rather shocked I hadn't heard Esme or Carlisle yell yet. Maybe the left to get away from the noise. Or maybe they wanted to take the damage all in one shot when they returned.

After throwing my unruly hair in a pony I walked downstairs to inspect the damage. Instead I got something completely different.

When I walked in the dining room my jaw hit the floor. I don't know how those boys did it but they did.

They got everyone drunk.

And I mean everyone! Edward, Rosalie, Alice, even Carlisle and Esme! Although I'm not sure how they pulled off Carlisle and Esme, part of me didn't want to know.

But that wasn't even the worst part. No, the worst part was what they were doing.

Carlisle, compassionate fatherly Carlisle was standing on the table dancing. In only his boxers while everyone else stood around the table and cheered him on.

I had to smile. At least smile. It was so unlike him that it was at least worth smiling over. But at the same time it was gross and creepy. After all he was like my father so seeing your father dance on the table practically naked is very disturbing. But Carlisle was also a doctor and seeing doctors, who are supposed to be professional and serious, dancing on tables practically naked isn't appealing either. So either way I suppose it was just gross and creepy all around.

After five minutes of Carlisle dancing and me staring Emmett finally noticed I was there.

"HEY LEXI!" He yelled so loud I thought I would go deaf.

"Shut up! Are you trying to make the whole house deaf!" Rosalie yelled at him while hitting him repeatedly on the back of the head. Was she a mind reader?

Everyone in the dinning room stopped to stare at me. Carlisle smiled at me and waved. I nodded at him trying not to be rude but also trying not to look at him.

"Hey Lexi! Wanna drink?" Cooper asked.

"No thanks." I shook my head at him.

"Awwww. Why not?" He pouted.

"Because there needs to be one sane person here." I mumbled, then louder I said, "Maybe later. I don't feel like having one now."

"Your loss!" He sang while spinning around in circles and spilling the drink he had in his hand all over the floor. Not to mention all over Alice as well. But the little pixie never said a word about it.

She was probably to drunk.

"MUSIC TIME!" Emmett screamed running into the living room and cranking the volume up to the point where I felt the beat pounding in my chest.

Everyone followed him into the living room and started dancing except me. I grabbed a water and sat on the middle couch to watch.

That was when I noticed the video cameras.

There was two of them set up in the living room pointing directly at Cullen's. I stood up to see if there was any in the rooms. There was! They had at least one camera in every room of the house! Even the bedrooms! How could I not have noticed there was one in Jasper's room while I was getting dressed? Maybe I was just too worried about what they had broken. I felt my cheeks get hot at the thought of someone watching the tape and seeing me.

I would have to find a way to get rid of it without ruining the whole thing. If I ruined all of it then they would know something happened and they would bug me about it forever. But for now I had bigger problems to worry about. Like trying to keep this house in tact!

I quickly rushed down the steps praying to God nothing happened while I was away. When I reentered the living room and saw everything and everyone had survived I settled back down on the couch.

Jasper, who noticed my return, ran to sit next to me as if I was going to disappear.

"Hey there!" He smiled at me.

"Hi Jasper." I grinned.

"So how you liking the party?" He asked attempting to make conversation.

"It's fun?"

"Great! You know this is my house." He put on his charming face.

Was he trying to impress me? We were already dating, he didn't have to impress me.

"Yeah I know." I nodded slowly.

"So, are you single?" Jasper looked hopeful.

WHAT? I'm not single I'm dating him!

"Um, no."

His face fell. "Oh well that's one lucky guy."

Um...huh?

"Thanks?"

He just shrugged.

Then an idea came to me. I knew how to get him back for making me avatar.

"So are you single?" I asked batting my eyes a few times.

"Me? Oh yeah. For now anyway."

"Oh. That's good." I played with his hair looking up at him every once in a while.

"Why is that good?" He asked. Good! He was paying attention.

"Well, ya know. Just in case."

"In case?"

I never got to answer.

Instead Emmett cut us off, "Jazzman! Flirtin' with da girls!"

Cooper wolf whistled causing me to blush slightly.

"Mmmm. You have the sweetest looking blush." Jasper licked his lips.

Aw crap. Jasper's a vampire. A drunk vampire. Please let him be in control of his thirst! Please let him be in control of his thirst!

"She is purdy isn't she Jasper?" Cooper grinned coming up to us.

Aw GOD!

"Hey! Lets go dance shall we?" I promptly tried to make up an excuse to get them off of their hunger thoughts.

Both boys snapped outta it, "OKAY!"

I danced with them for a while then excused myself to the kitchen to get something to drink having finished my water.

"Oh no! I'll get it for you!" Cooper sped off to the kitchen.

"Okay." I shrugged and continued dancing with Jasper.

Cooper returned a few minutes later with my drink. He opened it for me and handed it to me before running off to Emmett.

I took a sip. The water tasted funny. I shrugged thinking maybe he put that flavored stuff in it. I took another sip and continued to dance with a very pleased Jasper.

After ten minutes I had finished my water and I knew exactly what was in it. Alcohol. And it couldn't be just any alcohol, it had to be the strongest stuff they had in this house because I was dizzy. The room just wouldn't stop spinning. I tripped and fell over something.

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I woke up way to early the next morning. Or at least I thought so anyway. I attempted to get up but I was so tired and sick I gave up. Jasper shifted next to me mumbling about something. I tried again to open my eyes but felt dizzy so I kept them closed.

I did however find Jasper's lips. I was quiet impressed I could find them even with my sickness and my eyes closed. It made me feel accomplished. We kissed for what seemed like ever with each kiss getting more and more passionate.

God I loved how Jasper kissed me.

If only the man next to me was Jasper.

Yupp! I'm cutting it off there! Sorry for the short chapter but I have to leave you guys off! Sorry if you hate me! But while you're hating me here is some questions I would like you to answer!

1. Does Carlisle's dancing seem to out of character or did you like it and think it was funny?

2. What do you think the video cameras are for?

3. Who is the mysterious man next to Alexis and why do you think it's him?

There are your questions! Hint for question 3: it is one of the Cullen's! Next chapter will be up soon so you won't hate me as much! :))

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