A/N: Okay, this was an idea actually inspired by actual events. I'll tell you the short story at the end. (grins) I didn't mean to do it! I was only three! And…don't read if you got an uneasy stomach…lol. HavocFuery.
Disclaimer: Whiskas, it's what cats want. (meow)
Canned Cat Food
Havoc threw open the fridge door and looked inside for something, anything, that was edible and not past its expiration date. There were hundreds of unlabeled cans, but some had expiration dates printed on them.
'Why am I at Fuery's again?' He pondered to himself. He saw a can of something that looked edible, took it out and sniffed it. It smelled like tuna fish. 'I know why, because I was too busy daydreaming and idiotically agreed to help him with moving the animals to the animal facility. Ugh, I gotta stop staring at his ass.'
Havoc took the can and grabbed two slices of bread from the bread box and made himself a quick sandwich. He ate it reluctantly and ran outside to help his friend.
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Fuery led Havoc, whom was carrying a cat, into the kitchen and asked him to seat himself. The short man opened the door to the fridge and began to look around for something. He looked up to Havoc worriedly.
"I thought I put a can of cat food in here. I can't find it anymore, but I swear it was in here this morn--Havoc? Are you okay?"
Havoc had made a mad dash for the sink and was guzzling as much water into his system as he could. So, it wasn't tuna fish, it was damn canned cat food!
A/N: Well, the story is when I was three years old I wanted to do something special for a relative of mine, so I made a sandwich for him. I didn't know that it was canned cat food, because all the tuna fish and the canned cat food cans looked alike…he ate it, and finally another relative told him what was in it and…yeah…I felt so bad I never made a sandwich for him again. (Sweatdrops) I was a little kid! I couldn't help it.
-Mint Pizza Queen