Title: The Angelic Dynasty of DX: The Dynasty of DX
Author: Kaykyaka
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.
Ratings: T
Characters: Shawn, Cameron, Cheyenne, Rebecca , Amy 'Lita' Michaels, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Joanie "Chyna" Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, , Tamara and Tristen Nash, Scott Hall, Sean Waltman , Trish, Randy and Randy Orton Jr, Melina, Johnny and Romeo Hennigan, Jeff, Stephanie and Elizabeth Hardy, Angelo and Angela Jericho, John, Marion and Mickie James Cena, Kelly Kelly, Dolph Ziggler, Kofi Kingston, Adam, Angelina and Angelica Copeland, Phil "CM Punk", Velvet and Ravine Brooks, Dave and Maria Batista, Vince McMahon, Tanya Madison, Melissa Turnbull, Jamie Albright, Charlene McKenzie, Cassidy and Brandon Montenegro, Mark and Garrett Calloway and Charlotte, Dan and Carla McCool.
Summary: After Wrestlemania the DX family continues to face battles over Cheyenne's wedding, LC and Cameron's baby and so much more. This is the last story of the series, enjoy!
Chapter Thirty Four – Two Days Notice
Ten minutes in the battle, the Sandbox was covered with black leather and jeans. Cheyenne and Cameron had ripped the clothes off of the Aces N' Eights and now, Garrett, Bully Ray, Knox and Kennedy were writhing on their backs in their underwear.
"I don't think grown men are supposed to wear tidy whiteys," Cheyenne said to Cameron and they laughed at the Aces N' Eights and shared a hi-five with LC who was sat by the Sandbox wall caressing her belly. The baby was really acting up; it was obvious that they were excited by the appearance of the Aces N' Eights at the Sandbox. LC thought it was best that she sat this battle out, at least until the baby calmed down. Hunter and Shawn were concerned about LC but the ARK Angels assured them that LC was okay. DX had more pressing issues, mainly Eric Bischoff and Shane McMahon were about to follow up the Aces N' Eights with the Lesnars and New York's Finest.
At I-10 Amy was in her brand new vehicle courtesy of her car dealer Alberto Del Rio, only it wasn't really a car it was a massive truck and inside was the entire WWE roster. The truck had ATM spray painted on it in bright green with the added tag "Official Property of the Lord Jesus Christ" added to it. Now that ATM were officially an angelic trio again it was time for the amigas to do what they did best and that was help DX out of every evil situation the two Degenerates found themselves in. As the truck headed towards Santa Monica it was intersected by another vehicle containing the Lesnars and New York's Finest. Amy rubbed her face thoughtfully.
"Should I ram them off the intersection and send them towards San Bernardino?" she asked Trish who shook her head.
"No that would be wrong and God would not be happy. Just use your Righteous Indignation and set their wheels on fire, then they'll get out and have to walk to the Sandbox," Trish said and Queen Melina laughed.
"Oh that would be so humiliating, do it Big Red," the Miraculous one said to her amiga in Christ.
"Yeah do it Big Red!" Kane said egging Amy on. "Set those bastards on fire!"
ATM looked at Kane like he was crazy. "I'm not going to set them on fire, what's your problem?" Amy asked Kane.
"I don't know what's wrong with me; I just really like setting things on fire. Do you think I could borrow your Gift after your done with it Amy?" Kane asked Amy and ATM shook their heads.
"No," they replied in unison and Kane pouted while the other Superstars laughed at him.
Turning her attention to the Embassy Amy used her Righteous Indignation to set the wheels of the vehicle John Cena, Batista, Maria, Mickie, Ric Flair and the Lesnars were driving in on fire. The vehicle spun off the intersection and the Embassy got out of it and fled away from the vehicle. The ATM truck honked as it went by them and the Embassy shook their fists at the truck in fury.
"We need another car," Brock Lesnar said and he stopped a driver on the intersection who just happened to be a fan of his and asked if he could borrow his car. The driver said he wanted a picture of him in his car first and after Brock took a photo with the fan, the Embassy piled into the man's Ford Explorer and headed for the Sandbox.
"Wow I got a picture with Brock Lesnar!" the fan said and he turned and saw the flaming vehicle that the Embassy had vacated behind him recognizing the hood ornament he ran over to it knowing that it was Brock Lesnar's car. "I'm driving this home my friends are going to be so jealous!"
The police showed up and saw the man in the car with the flaming wheels and told him to get out of it because it was on fire. "I don't care I'm driving this car home if it kills me!" the fan replied.
"But it will kill you, you'll be dead in a few seconds!" the police warned the driver and the insane fan fought them off as they rescued him from the flaming vehicle. The driver saw something move in the back of the truck as the police dragged him out of it.
"Hey wait there's somebody in the back," the fan said to the police and the cops looked into the back of the vehicle and pulled out someone under a black sheet. They took the fan and the unidentified person far away from the car before it exploded. The fan was sorely disappointed that the car had been destroyed. "Well at least I still got my photo with Brock Lesnar," he said holding the photo to his chest fondly and he kissed it much to the policemen's concern.
"Let's see who was in the back," the police said and they pulled the black sheet off of the person who was in the back of the car. It was the Pope and he was filthy. He hadn't bathed in days and he was malnourished and more importantly, his big white hat was missing.
"Has anyone seen my hat?" he asked the police who were stunned that the Pope nearly lost his life on I-10 and they turned to the Brock Lesnar fan.
"You saved the Pope's life," they told him. "If it wasn't for you he would have died in the explosion,"
"I don't care about the Pope I'm Jewish, all I care about is that I got a picture with Brock Lesnar!" the fan said and he skipped away from the policemen and the Pope posing like he was Lesnar and singing Brock Lesnar's theme song. The policemen shook their heads as the fire department arrived.
"Let's get you to the station; we need to find out why the Pope was in the back of Brock Lesnar's car before it exploded. We may have an assassination attempt on our hands," the police said. "And if that's the case this might be the last time that fan will ever see Brock Lesnar perform in the pro wrestling business,"
"Yeah the only place he'll be performing is in jail," the officer added. It was a good thing his biggest fan wasn't around to hear that.
Back at the Sandbox the ATM truck pulled up at the gate of the DX family home and the WWE roster unloaded onto the property much to Shawn and Hunter's delight. Shawn was more delighted to see the three women in the front of the truck rather than the horde of men and women coming out the back of the truck.
"Amy you came home to me," Hunter said opening his arms up to Amy and he hugged her much to her amusement. Hunter knew she had come back to Shawn who was upset that he didn't get to hug Amy first. "You can hug her later Shawn,"
"Get off my wife Hunter!" Shawn said tearing Hunter's arms away from Amy and he smiled at his other half sweetly. "I'm so glad you came home to me," Shawn said to her. "I'm so sorry for what happened in Albuquerque; I didn't think the Angel Rebecca would attack you,"
"I knew she would attack Amy," Trish said coming over to DX with Melina. "But you wouldn't listen to me because you think I'm a dumb Diva,"
"Trish this is not about you right now so be quiet," Shawn said to Trish.
"Oh now you want me to be quiet, well what's it going to be Shawn? Do you want me to talk or do you want me to shut up? You can't have it both ways you know," Trish said and Melina covered Trish's mouth.
"Right now I think he wants you to be quiet," Melina said and the Truth looked at her amiga unimpressed. "Let's go help out the ARK Angels and leave Amy and Shawn alone,"
Trish and Melina hopped over the gate much to the pleasure of the male locker room and they followed suit causing the Aces N' Eights to back up.
"Hey we don't want no trouble," Garrett Bischoff said fearfully and James Storm looked him up and down strangely.
"Why are you wearing tidy whiteys, how old are you?" Storm asked Garrett and the youngest member of the Aces N' Eights scowled at the Cowboy.
"Old enough to kick your ass!" Garrett replied.
"Hey they'll be no more fighting here, clearly you guys have been whooped by the ARK Angels of DX, all we came here to do was clean up after them. Now you guys can either leave willingly, or we're going to throw you out of here involuntarily. What's it going to be boys?" Undertaker said to the Aces N' Eights. The four men conversed amongst each other before answering the Deadman's question.
"Can we take option number three?" Mike Knox asked and the WWE roster frowned.
"We didn't give you a third option," Dolph Ziggler said.
"Well we've discussed it and we've decided that we're outnumbered but we don't want to retreat, so the third option would be," Garrett Bischoff started to say before Trish finished his sentence for him.
"The third option would be for you to join the WWE," Trish said and Aces N' Eights looked at her amazed.
"How did you know we were going to say that?" Bully Ray asked her.
"I'm the Truth: Trish Orton I know the Truth before it happens," Trish reminded Bully.
"Do you know who I am?" Bully Ray replied and the Aces N' Eights shouted at him. "What?" Bully replied surprised at their anger towards him.
"We are sick and tired of you asking people who you are; don't you think people would know who you are by now?" Mr. Anderson said.
"We don't care who any of you guys are, all we know is that you need to leave right now," Kofi Kingston said.
"You guys have got some nerve," LC said standing to her feet with Cameron and Cheyenne at her side. "You come here and attack us and you expect our parents to employ you? Didn't you learn anything in all the years you spent away from the WWE? Did you think you could get away with it?"
"Look Eric and Shane approached us while we were on vacation. Eric said we need help we got an issue we gotta take care of and we can't do it without you. He told us about his plan to compete with DX and it seemed like a fair business thing to do. You didn't have to get involved, you three are a bona fide pain in the ass, this has nothing to do with you this is about wrestling, not family. So if I were you I would sit my pregnant ass down and let the men (and Trish) finish talking," Bully Ray said to LC and Cameron's other half reached for Halle and pointed the tip of her point under Bully's chin.
"Get off my family's property and take your trashy tag team partners with you," LC said.
"Yeah!" the baby said suddenly and Aces N' Eights looked at LC like she was weird.
"Are you a ventriloquist or something? I could have sworn I just heard a baby speak," Garrett said to LC and Cameron and Cheyenne joined up with LC and pushed the Aces N' Eights all the way back to the gate and LC used Halle to throw them over the gate.
"Ow that thing is sharp!" Mike Knox said as LC pricked him with Halle's nose.
"Ow quit it mommy biggest!" Bully Ray said to LC who had heard and seen and smelled enough of the Aces N' Eights for one morning.
"I just couldn't sit it out any longer, I had to get involved. Well actually, we had to get involved, right baby?" LC said to her unborn child.
"Right mom, I could smell those jerks from in here," the baby replied and the roster listened to the baby speak through LC in amazement.
"Is that the baby talking?" Zack Ryder asked LC and he leaned down to LC's baby bump. "I thought baby's talked in baby language, you know like "goo-goo-gaga" or "woo-woo-woo", stuff like that,"
LC looked at Ryder pathetically, "Really Zack this is not the time to be plugging your catch phrase, at least not until the baby's born," LC said to the former US Champion.
"Speaking of which mom, how long before I get out of here?" the baby asked LC.
"Two months," LC replied.
"Wow just in time for Summerslam," the baby replied and the wrestlers looked at DX.
"The baby even knows our pay-per-view schedule!" Mark Henry said. "I don't even know what the next pay-per-view is,"
"Is it 'Money, Money, Money'?" CM Punk asked and DX frowned at him and they were about to chastise the roster for forgetting the name of the next pay-per-view when the Embassy showed up in the car of Brock Lesnar's biggest fan.
"No I believe that's his theme tune," Hunter said as Shane McMahon approached him angrily with Eric Bischoff, New York's Finest and the Lesnars. The Embassy saw the Aces N' Eights sitting in pain in their underwear and they were not pleased at the sight knowing that they had been bested by the ARK Angels of DX. Now it was time for the WWE roster to get its hands on the Embassy and the DX Divas and DX Men couldn't wait.
The opportunity for the roster to finally get its hands on the Embassy did not last however as the LAPD dispatched some of its own finest to the Sandbox to have the Embassy arrested. When Eric and Shane asked the police what they were being arrested for the police told them it was for kidnapping the Pope. The Pope told the police that Eric's Embassy had locked him up for days without feeding him or changing him or praying with him.
"Wow Eric that's terrible, at least we changed him," Shawn said and Eric looked at DX venomously.
"You set us up. You were the ones who stole the Pope's wealth, you told him to fink on us so he could get his money back!" Eric snarled but the police weren't interested in hearing anything against DX, the Pope told them that DX had treated him like royalty and he couldn't wait to get back to L.A to see them again.
"Looks like the Embassy's out of a job; do we have room on our roster for these guys Shawn?" Hunter asked HBK who looked Brock, Sable and the Aces N' Eights up and down thoughtfully.
"Why don't we ask the people who matter to us the most? Let's ask our roster, guys what do you think. Should we hire the Embassy?" Shawn asked the WWE roster and the roster turned to Daniel Bryan who was their official spokesman for the locker room both male and female.
"On behalf of the entire WWE roster I would like to answer that question Shawn as only I can," Daniel Bryan said and he cleared his throat. "Oh what the heck let's all answer the question together!" he said to the entire roster and everyone pointed their fingers up in the air and chanted, "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" for a long time until the Embassy got the message and left.
"I suppose we should leave too," John Cena said and New York's Finest turned to leave but DX called them back.
"Wait-a-minute John you never turned your back on us, Shane McMahon and Eric Bischoff forced you to turn against us and you got caught up in their mega dumbassity. We still consider you a part of the WWE and I think I can speak for the entire WWE roster when I say please come back home," Hunter said and the roster smiled at New York's Finest and chanted "YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" at him while Shane McMahon looked down at his shoes. The cops were still waiting for him to get in the car so they could take him down to the LAPD for questioning.
"What's the matter Shane? Are you feeling foolish for trying to do what your old man tried to do by taking out DX and failing?" Shawn asked the McMahon heir.
"Rub it in why don't you," Shane said and he turned to New York's Finest. "I suppose you guys are giving DX another chance, I'm going back to Japan with Montell and Shelton after I get a lawyer for Eric,"
DX looked at Shane and gasped realizing what he did but Shawn turned to Trish to check before he spoke. "Did Shane setup Eric and get the Pope to blame him for everything the Embassy did?" Shawn asked Trish and the Truth nodded.
"Yes he did," Trish said.
"Shane, you turned your back on Eric, why?" Hunter asked Shane.
"Because he was working with Chris Jericho. Did you think I'd be so heartless as to forget what that demon did to my sister? I may hate you guys for stealing the McMahon legacy from us but I fear God more and I ain't going to Hell for anyone. So yeah I double-crossed Eric Bischoff and the Embassy. At least I know when I die I'm not going to be with the man who made my sister's life a living Hell when he was alive," Shane McMahon said and DX embraced Shane.
"There might be room for you in the WWE after all Shane. Any friend of Stephanie's is a friend of mine, why don't you keep your role with New York's Finest until we find you a more executive role with the company?" Shawn asked Shane.
"No, I think I'm going to take a page out of my sister's book and leave the wrestling business in your more than capable hands, thanks for the offer though," Shane said to DX and he turned to New York's Finest. "You guys don't need me you'll be fine on your own. Just remember that New York is the greatest place in the world so represent it well,"
Shane hugged New York's Finest and left with the police who soon dropped the charges against him and gave them all to Eric Bischoff.
The roster watched him go and discussed the morning's events with each other creating much noise around the Sandbox area. DX covered their ears at the noise level as it rose.
"Guys does this look like our office? This is our home and you are making way too much noise. Thank you all for coming but the battle's over, we won the war, Eric's Embassy is done, Shane O'Mac is out of our hair and New York's Finest is back where it belongs, under the WWE umbrella. We'll see you on Monday for RAW now get lost," Hunter said and the roster frowned at him.
"Is that anyway to talk to your family?" the Miz asked him and Shawn shook his head at Hunter.
"No it isn't, we would just like to spend some time with our other family now guys," Shawn explained.
"We understand, when you wanna hang out with us again just give us a shout, we'll be in the truck," Dolph Ziggler said and the roster piled into the ATM truck parked outside the Sandbox.
"Gosh we do have a big family don't we?" Hunter said and Shawn nodded.
"And it's about to get a little bigger," he said looking at LC and Cameron fondly. "Just two more months and we'll be grandparents again,"
"Two months, try two days," Trish said. "That baby's coming out this weekend,"
LC and Cameron froze and DX looked at Trish like she was crazy.
"The baby is not due for another two months!" LC said frantically.
"That's what the doctors say God says different; your baby's coming this weekend," Trish assured LC and Cameron.
"You better call the Three C's and get out the invitations for the baby shower tonight," Cheyenne said to them. "We can have it here at the Sandbox!"
Queen Melina walked over to the ATM truck and knocked on it, "Baby shower is happening tonight ladies, we need all of you out of the truck we have to go shopping," she said and the Divas jumped out of the truck leaving the guys in there.
"Come on Cameron this doesn't concern you, get in the truck," Ryback said and he pulled Cameron away from LC while the Divas left with ATM and headed downtown to shop for the baby shower. LC looked at Hunter who shrugged.
"So you're a mom in two days, what's the big deal? At least you'll be out of labor in time for Monday Night RAW," Hunter said and the baby started to applaud.
"Yay my first live RAW I can't wait!" the baby said and DX smiled while LC hugged Cheyenne.
"I'm going to have my baby at seven months, Cameron says that seven is the number of completion so I guess this is a good thing right?" LC said and Cheyenne nodded.
"Of course it's a good thing," Cheyenne said but she knew what could happen in two days. In two days Jericho attacked her; in two days her mother came down from Heaven and messed up her wedding and made accusations against Garrett and Tristen. A lot could happen in two days, the fact was Jericho was still on the loose and the Angel Rebecca was over their heads in the Heavenlies. Anything could happen before Monday and it was up to the DX family, ATM and Majesty to make sure that nothing happened to LC or her unborn child in the next two days or the days after.