Hiyo my beloved readers! I'm still working on that new story, but it'll be out soon.

I DON'T OWN NARUTO. AND I FORGOT TO SAY THIS YESTERDAY, BUT I OWN NO VIDEO GAME BRANDS.

Kimiko's POV

I had no idea why I was laughing. I really didn't. I guess it was just so disturbing that I thought of it as hilarious.

Deidara and Kakuzu, who were now unconscious on the floor, only made me laugh harder. I actually fell on the floor because I was laughing so hard.

"Why the hell are you laughing?" Hidan asked, trying to hold back that smile you just have to smile when someone else is laughing.

"I dunno! IT'S… JUST… SO… DAMN… FUNNY!" I giggled, clutching my stomach. I started to get a cramp, but I was too far in to stop.

After about half an hour of suggestive noise, they stopped, thus reducing my laughs to small giggles.

Deidara and Kakuzu were still unconscious on the floor. Apparently, they couldn't handle the fact that those two finally hooked up. And somehow I was laughing hysterically about it.

Konan came walking in, a smug little look on her face and her short blue hair a little messy. Her clothes were most likely disheveled, but she was wearing her Akatsuki robe, so we couldn't tell if they were.

She wiped the smug off her face and she looked at the two unconscious idiots on the floor, wondering exactly what they were doing there and why they were unconscious.

"What's with them?" She asked, pointing at the two.

"I don't know…" I said, shrugging, a smirk plastered to my face.

"Well, Leader said that we have a meeting to get over with." She said, brushing her bangs out of her eyes.

"Define 'we'. Because there's 'we', for me and you, 'we' for we the people, 'wii', the game console, 'wee', my slang word for urine, and my favorite, 'WEEE!'." I finished by climbing up the wall and staring down at everyone from the ceiling. I used the very last of my chakra that way, but it was for the sake of humanity. Well, mostly my humanity, but whatever…

This received quite a few laughs from everyone, but Konan eventually calmed down enough to give orders.

"Come down, please." She asked, a smile still on her face.

"TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" Tobi yelled, appearing directly under me. I had no idea and still have no idea how he is able to do that.

This surprised me completely, and it caused me to scream and lose my concentration, thus causing me to fall.

Luckily, I landed on top of him.

"KIMI-SAN! WHY IS KIMI-SAN ON TOBI?" Tobi asked, face down in the carpet.

"Because Tobi scared Kimi-san, who was hanging out on the ceiling." I said, using his method of talking, which is 3rd person.

"Oh. Well, can Kimi-san get off of Tobi now?" He asked, squirming uncomfortably under me.

"Okay." I said, rolling off of him.

"REVENGE IS MINE!" I said triumphantly, standing up and striking a quick victory pose before turning and tripping over Hidan's foot, causing me to fall into a chair, which caused the chair to tip over.

"OWIES! MY MOMENT IS GONE! IT'S GONE!" I said, my voice muffled by the top of the chair, which I had face planted into.

"Well, we should go get this meeting over with…" Konan eventually deadpanned, dragging my saddened form from the room and towards the meeting room.

I made no attempt to defy her, as it would mean that she would probably make me get up and walk. She dragged me to my seat and I crawled up into it.

"What's this about, Leader-Sama?"I asked.

"Well, I was thinking that-"he was cut off when we heard the phone ring. The nearest phone was in the kitchen, and yet we somehow still heard it.

No one made any moves to get up, so I decided to get it. I seriously didn't want to, but the sound of a phone ringing was quite annoying to me.

I stood up and ran to the kitchen.

I got to the phone and answered it, not thinking to look at the caller ID, which I'd been doing increasingly.

"Hello?" I asked, almost dropping the phone, as I had built up too much momentum and I nearly flipped over the island, which was where the phone was comfortably sitting.

"Hello? Is this Kimiko of the Akatsuki?" Said a rather familiar voice.

"Yes… Yes this is." I said, nodding slightly.

"Oh. Well, I called to ask you what band you would like to meet." The voice said, which I now recognized as the manager of Walmart.

"Oh. Um… I've been thinking about that and… I want…"

I iz so evil... I guess we'll just have to wait until the next chappie to find out who she wants! (I can't decide on a band...) REVIEW PLZ!