Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine
Being a dad means determining to influence your child's faith, morals, integrity, and convictions before society does
"Sasuke, what are you doing?" Naruto asked, he had awaken from a wonderful nap where giant bowls of ramen surrounded him to find Sasuke, book in hand, speaking directly to his stomach.
"Making sure our child knows that ramen isn't a food group." Sasuke showed Naruto the book cover. The book was about healthy living and organic diets.
"Did you steal that book from Ino or something? Ramen isn't that bad."
"For your information, I own this book, Ino just happens to have a copy and ramen, isn't bad. Instant ramen equals instant sodium death. Our children are too important to die from something like sodium."
"They're not even born yet and your thinking about them dying. Do you want to jinx something?"
"No, I just don't want ramen around him or her. Now page twenty-three says..." Naruto went back to sleep.
Author's Note: I finished this and uploaded it to Document Manager yesterday but I didn't add it! So today techinally you get two! No, three! This one that counted for yesterday and two today!