To Jason: how does it feel to be married to Percy?-Ellz42
Leo: *Narrows eyes* Oh, it's her *Walks away*
Jason: Wired, really wired
Jason: It's just… wired
Leo: *comes back* Like how wired
Jason: you know how he used to hate me right?
Leo: right
Jason: well now he acts like were best friends and he only talks about rings and stuff
Leo: hmm, I see. Would you like to lay down on the couch?
Jason: yeah *lays down on couch* thanks
Leo: So how do you feel about this new relationship?
Jason: well its very different form my past ones
Leo: Hmm *writes stuff on clipboard* how different
Jason: well my first relationship was kind of one sided, I didn't like her but she liked me and it was extremely awkward hanging out with her.
Leo: So a clingy one *writes down*
Jason: The second one was kind great, up until the point we got married then we started fighting a lot about my past relationships and she started looking through my stuff, well mostly my phone.
Leo: Hmm, Anther clingy one
Jason: And before that I had this off and on relationship with this… on a second thought I refuse to talk about that
Leo: I see now, let's assume that this one is also very clingy *continues to write stuff down* what do you think the rings mean
Jason: I honestly don't know, he said he talked about it with Nico on the island but that's about it
Leo: is that so, how do yo-
Calypso: LEO
Leo: schist,
Calypso: are you being a therapist again?
Leo: Yes, yes I am
Calypso: I told to give up on that,
Leo: And I didn't… SO WHAT
Calypso: Leo, how many times do I have to tell you? You can't be: A doctor, A lawyer, A Therapist, A Chief-
Leo: I GET IT
Calypso: Good
Leo: I CAN BE A COP
Calypso: What, no that's not what I said
Leo: Yes I can see it now *dose hand gesture* Leo the Cop
Calypso: No no no
Leo: I know my phrase '' You're going downtown , downtown to tarturaus'' oh my gods then I can use the celeste bronze guns on monsters
Calypso: That's not what I meant, please stop
Leo: Now I need monster sized handcuffs and were good to go
Calypso: How do you honestly get a Cop from what I said? Seriously
Leo: This is an awesome idea, you're the best Calypso
Calypso: I don't understand anymore
Jason: I'm still here, I still need a therapist
Frank: Okay
Frank: Get up and get you schist together, Advice from Doctor Frank