Okay, so here we go again. So I am trying to write more chapters, once again because I am going back to school on the 16th, and I would like to get as many chapters as possible done because I don't know how much time I'll have left to write this semester.
"I can't believe we're going home in a limo!" Yang said as Grandmama had rented one.
"I figured it would be nice to ride in comfort, rather than cram every one of us in a van like we did on the way to the airport." She said as that had been an uncomfortable position.
Winter had to sit in Jeremiah's lap, and he had to think about baseball and taking a dive into a frozen lake in order to keep something calm. Do you know how hard it is to do that when you have a beautiful woman on your lap? It's hard...not that kind of hard, but hard. This time they were sitting next to each other as they got ready to ride home.
"Oh Cool! They have a strawberry milk dispenser!" Ruby said as she put a glass in a slot for it.
"Why does a Limo need an ice cream machine?" Weiss asked as she pulled a lever and an ice cream cone was made for her.
"Hey, this is the rich people limo, they put all kinds of crazy things in them." Jeremiah had been in a limo one other time, and whoever they were renting it from had put a freaking wine rack in it. Who in hell did that?
"Oh that reminds me, Jeremiah, there is something for you too." Grandmama said as she pointed to a sealed off area of the limo.
"Okay, damn this thing goes on forever!" He said as he had never seen a Limo this big.
They may has well be in the back of a semi.
"Sooo, think you can date my grandson do you?" Grandmama scooted next to Winter.
"Well, uhm, I do believe we are allowed to as two consenting adult-" She was cut off by Grandmama shushing her.
"Relax dearie, I don't mind if you do, Lord knows that boy needs someone in his life who isn't...her..." Grandmama said as she got a serious look on her face.
"Her? The one who broke his heart?" She remembered the story he told her.
"Oh no, he forgave her eventually, the one I speak of was...was worse." Worse than a heartbreak? Who could it be?
"Oh by the way, do you feel anything for my Grandson?" Grandmama suddenly looked even more serious.
"I beg your pardon?" Winter didn't know what to say.
"Dearie, I may be old, but I'm not nearly as blind as that boys parents, you weren't really dating before were you?" Winter was shocked that Grandmama had figured it out.
"Well, that is a-" She was cut off once again.
"However, the past few days, I have noticed things have changed, almost as if there is something there after all, so I'll ask again, do you feel anything for my Grandson?" She asked as Winter remained silent.
"I...I don't know, all I know is that, I feel SOMETHING when he's around, and I've never felt like that before in my life." Winter didn't see the point in lying to the old woman, besides she would probably know if she was lying anyway.
Grandmama actually smiled, that was all she needed to know, she didn't expect the lady to know right away, but it was good to see that Winter did in fact feel something for her Grandson, something genuine for once. Was it love? Only time would tell, after all, they hadn't known each other long.
"Well, then consider this your test." Grandmama said as she sat back.
"Test? Of what?" Winter didn't understand.
"Oh how much you care, lets see how much of him you can tolerate." Grandmama had a smirk.
"What do you me-" She was cut off by a yell.
"RELEASE THE KRAKEN!" Jeremiah yelled as they heard the sound of a bottle being opened and drunk from.
"Y-You didn't." She said as Grandmama smirked.
"The boy has been sober for awhile, it's time you learn what he is like when he is REALLY drunk." She had filled a hidden cache of the limo with Kraken Rum.
"JEREMIAH!" Winter yelled as she was suddenly worried.
"WE ARE HERE TO DRINK YOU BEER! AND STEAL YOUR RUM AT THE POINT OF A GUN!" Jeremiah was holding a bottle of rum as he stuck his body out through the sunroof of the limo.
"GET DOWN!" Winter was honestly worried what could happen.
"AVAST YE LAND LUBBERS!" Jeremiah was now on top of the limo.
"WE'RE ON LAND YOU IDIOT!" Winter yelled as she needed to keep him contained.
"Ah, and here is your test Winter, if you can survive a drunken evening with him, then you will be welcomed into the family officially." Grandmama said as the rest of the group just stared at the old lady.
"You know, that was kind of evil..." Weiss said as she knew what Jeremiah could be like when he was drunk.
One time when they were hanging out, he downed a whole bottle of 'The Kings Mead' and ended up trying to build a Viking Longship in the tiny pond outback. Too bad he didn't know anything about ship building, he ended up just building a raft out of two inner tubes and a lawnchair. That was weird.
"It is a test, it's not supposed to be easy." She replied as she sipped her tea.
"He's on top of the roof of the limo...and we're driving down the highway..." Ruby thought that was dangerous.
"I'm sure she will stop him from doing anything too ridiculous.
"DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO!" They suddenly heard a noise as they heard Winter scream.
"ARE YOU NUTS?!" This was the most she had ever yelled.
"Hows it going up there?" Weiss tried to ask politley.
"THIS MANIAC TRIED TO JUMP ONTO THE ROOF OF A SEMI!" Winter yelled back as Weiss winced.
"Oh...so not good." She just sat back down and took a snack out of the mini fridge.
"This...is...just...the...beginning." Nora said in an ominous tone.
MEANWHILE BACK AT THE HOUSE
"I feel a disturbance in the force..." Jameson said as he looked down at his drink.
It was called The Force, it was Grey Goose, Chambord and wildberry lemonade with a tiny glowing lightsaber used to stir it around. He looked down to see a fly had landed in it.
"Ah thats what that was." He said as he got the fly out and proceeded to down his drink.
"You know, you think your sister would be the one drinking fruity drinks, but she's the one who downs Bourbon, and here you are with fruity drinks." Momma said as it confused her.
"Well I'm sorry, it tastes nice, like the nectar of the gods, why drink something that tastes bad but gets you drunk, when you can drink something delicious and get drunk?" He asked as Momma shrugged her shoulders.
"Okay fair point." She said as she took a drink from her bottle of Heineken.
"Besides, my wife doesn't seem to mind, makes shopping easier because we drink the same thing." He said as he fingered the wedding ring on his finger.
"Amazing that you can find yourself a wife who you can share a drink with, and you don't have to argue about brands or better brewing methods." Momma had that problem with Dale.
It was either Lager vs Ale, or Stout vs Pale ale, it was a pain in the ass to fight about. But they always made up afterwards. Momma sat down and sighed. She really hoped Little Neo was making friends easily, she didn't seem too keen on going to school.
But school would be good for her, after all, what was the worse that could happen?
AT SCHOOL
Neo hated it here!
She was put in a Sixth Grade class, and these kids were loud and annoying, most of them were talking about frivolous things like cartoons or their favorite pop artists. And Neo was just sitting in class TRYING to pay attention, but they just wouldn't stop talking! Was this really what schools were like? She could understand the need for kids to socialize, for for gods sake, it was like they never shut up! Add that to the fact that she was a mute and couldn't speak, she couldn't even join in on any of the conversations, even if she felt the need to.
But she didn't feel the need to, after all, she was still a grown woman, and she felt a little creepy being stuck in this class. She wished she was back at the house eating ice cream and watching TV, but NOOOOO, Roman just had to make her go to school! Seriously, she was sure that one of these days she was going to live up to her promise of cutting off his testicles. But not today.
"Hey! Thats mine!" She heard a girls voice say as she turned to see a little blonde hair girl reaching her hands out.
"Not anymore!" A taller larger girl said as she pushed the girl to the ground.
Just seeing her made Neo narrow her eyes. She never liked seeing bigger people pick on smaller people. Not just because of the fact that she was small, but also because she HATED when people thought that they could push others around because they had size and strength.
"HEY!" She heard the large girl yell as Neo just looked up with a disinterested look.
"What do you want Chunky?" Neo signed as the girl scoffed, obviously not knowing Sign language.
"Oh great, we got a deaf kid here." The girl said as a boy shouted.
"Esperanza! Leave her alone! She didn't do anything!" The boy said as the now named Esperanza glared at the kid.
"Shut up Timmy! Or you'll get clobbered next!" She said as Neo narrowed her eyes.
"What an unpleasant brat, and I'm mute you bitch!" Once again, Esperanza had no idea what Neo was actually saying.
"Whatever, hey kid!" The bully said as Neo tilted her head.
"That thing there! Thats mine now!" She said as Neo looked down.
It was a lunchbox, nothing fancy, just a simple lunchbox. But what it contained was far more precious. While she didn't like the fact that she had to go to school, Momma sent her to school with a hearty lunch. And she also sent a small homemade Neapolitan pudding cup, so there was no way in hell she was giving that up.
"No. Now go away." She shook her head and went back to her book.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me because you're death, so why don't you read my lips!" The girl knocked the book out of Neo's hands.
"GIVE...ME...YOUR...LUNCH...BOX." The girl said slowly as if Neo was mentally challenged.
"I am a grown woman, I shouldn't stoop to this childs-" She was cut off by the girl stealing her lunchbox.
"OKAY! SCREW IT!" Neo launched a sweep kick which knocked Esperanza off her feet.
"Oof! Oh now you're dead!" Esperanza stood back up as Neo took a sitting position.
"Poor girl, if she wasn't such a jerk, I would feel bad." Neo knew this would be easy.
The girl was fat, didn't know how to fight, and was slow. This would be a walk in the park. The girl went for a punch, only for Neo to duck underneath, and land a leg kick to the back of her knee.
"OW!" Esperanza yelled in pain.
"I really shouldn't be doing this...I am a grown woman..." Neo thought to herself.
But then she did the work and the stats, Esperanza was tall for her age, about 5'3'' to Neo's 4'9'', she had the weight advantage, and she already bullied a kid. Maybe she shouldn't feel too bad about it.
"You stupid Puta! I'll make you bleed!" Esperanza said as she continued to swing her fists.
"I have no idea what a Puta is, but I don't like it." Neo thought as she may as well end this quickly.
Right hook, dodge, and a kick to the face. Honestly, this was way too easy. Not just because she was a kid, but also the fact that apparently the humans of this world were much slower and more fragile. So it made fighting them easier. Granted, Roman got his ass kicked By Pa, but that was different, Pa was insane.
"Ugh." Esperanza was getting pissed.
"YOU'RE DE-" She was cut off as Neo landed a kick to the head.
Her eyes rolled into the back of her head as she fell to the ground. She smirked as she walked back to where she set down her book, she took her lunchbox back from the unpleasant little girl and sat back down to read.
"W-Wow." Little Timmy said as he looked at her.
"That was amazing! You knocked her out cold, like BLAM! POW! BAM!" Timmy said as Neo looked up from her book.
"That was so cool! Can you teach me to do that!" The little girl said as she now had her lunchbox back.
"Oh crap, this was not what was supposed to happen." This was not good at all.
"That was so awesome!"
"Where did you learn that?"
"Was that Karate?"
"Whats your name?"
Numerous questions were coming out of nowhere, and Neo was not expecting any of this. She didn't want to deal with any of these kids. She didn't even want to socialize with them before, but now they wouldn't stop.
"Could you teach me that?" The little girl said as Neo sighed.
"Look kid, I don't really feel like teaching anyo-" Suddenly she saw another Neapolitan pudding cup in front of her face.
"If you teach me that, I'll give you my pudding cup!" The girl said as all the kids started taking out their lunch boxes.
"Yeah us too! Esperanza tends to pick on all of us..." Aaliyah said as Esperanza was a real pain in the ass.
Suddenly Neo saw an oppurtunity here, these kids seemed to already idolize her, and they were willing to pay her in pudding cups...what to do?
"Well...I suppose I could teach a few moves." She said as she stood up.
This was going to be a long day.
BACK AT THE HOUSE
"Grandma? Where is Jeremiah?" Momma asked as she didn't see her son.
"Oh, he's coming." She said as everyone got out of the Limo, except Jeremiah and Winter.
"What do...why is there a cab coming?" Momma said as she saw a taxi pull into the driveway.
"Why there Lass, being a little forward there aren't you?" Jeremiah for some reason was dressed in a pirate costume, drinking from a bottle of Rum.
And Winter was currently carrying his ass bridal style. Her hair was a mess, her clothes were a bit dirty. But overall, she had been victorious.
"Well excuse me, but you can't walk right now Mr. Cotten." He said as Jeremiah burped.
"That's CAPTAIN Jeremiah Cotten." He said as Winter just sighed.
"Why do I put up with this?" She honestly didn't have a clue.
"Because you love me!" Captain Jeremiah said as he laid his head on her chest. Not even realizing what he was doing.
"H-HEY!" She was not expecting that.
"Hey Jerry!" Jameson said as he came out of the house.
"HEY! JEDIDIAH!" He yelled drunkenly as he saw his brother.
"You know I hate being called that." Jedidiah Jameson Cotten said as he always referred to himself by his middle name.
"And I hate being called Jerry, so suck it up buttercup." He said as he took a swig of rum.
"Geez, him being carried home by a friend with a bottle in hand, some things never change." Jameson muttered as he looked at Winter.
"So you must be one of his friends?" He asked as Winter shook her head.
"Actually, I'm his girlfriend." Winter didn't know who this guy was.
"Oh, wow, you're beautiful." He was honestly shocked that HIS brother, the geeky socially awkward kid with a penchant for drinking was dating THIS lady.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm his brother Jameson." He said as he stuck out a hand.
Winter just gave him a look saying that she couldn't give him a handshake because she was currently holding his brother. He felt stupid afterwards, but he understood that asking to shake hands when a woman is holding a man bridal style was probably not the best idea. Still though, this woman was GORGEOUS, and his brother was dating her? He had to give his baby brother a high five after this.
"You're his brother?" Winter asked.
"Yes Maam, thats right." He said as Winter looked him up and then looked at Jeremiah.
"You two...look nothing alike." She said as his brother was the exact opposite.
Jeremiah's body was more lean and streamlined muscles, Jameson's was more muscular and bulky. Jeremiah shaved his head, while Jameson had long thick hair, Jeremiah had a full beard, while Jameson had a tiny soul patch. Overall, they looked like completely different people. Seriously, did these two really come from the same place? Not to say that Jeremiah was unattractive, but his brother was impressive.
"That's what my wife says." He said as he had heard that before.
"I can see where she gets it." Winter looked down at her 'Boyfriend.'
What an odd family he had.
"So what happened?" He asked as he wanted to know the story of his little brother being dressed like Captain Morgan.
"Well, Grandmama gave him rum, he jumped out of the car at a stop, bought a pirate costume, and tried to commandeer a sail boat being towed by a truck." Winter said as she remembered it quite vividly.
She had no idea Alcohol would have THAT much of an effect on him, she had seen him mostly tipsy before since she had him cut back on his drinking, but now that she saw what he could do when he was drunk, she would be prepared for this. Or only let him drink small amounts, because who in the hell slams an entire bottle of Kraken Rum in one go?
"Be proud of yourself Child, you're the only man or woman I've seen who can catch him when he's THAT drunk." Grandmam said as she approved of Winter dating her grandson.
If he can take care of her when he's sober, and she can take care of him when he's drunk. It could be a beautiful relationship.