A few minutes later, Jack and Ianto were standing in front of everyone, Jack in his disguise, repeating what the minister was saying.

"The two have prepared vows to read to each other" The minister said, his hand gesturing to his left, towards Ianto, signalling that he should go first.

Of course, the short speech Ianto had written for saying to Jaq wouldn't apply here, so Ianto was going to have to wing it.

"Jack," He began, the wedding party not suspecting anything as of yet as the name was the same.

"Jack, I love you. I love how you can do things that make me hate you and love you in equal amounts. I love how you still carry on smiling so you don't scare others, even if smiling is the last thing you want to do. I love how you're standing in front of me in a wedding dress in front of a lot of people. I love how I know exactly what expression you're pulling right now, despite not being able to see your face. I love everything about you, Jack, even the things I hate."

Jack raised his eyebrow at the last bit before beginning to say his.

"Jones, Ianto Jones. Well, I loved you from the first day I met you. It's a shame that Myfanwy isn't here, actually. Anyway, I know we've had our ups and downs, but it's you and me now. Forever. I promise; I'll never let anything hurt you."

Short but sweet was the way to go, he decided. And judging by the teary smile Ianto had, Jack had somehow said the right thing.

The wedding party stood confused. What happened to Jaq's voice? Realising a distraction was needed, Gerard turned to his band members and bared his teeth in a scary smile. The band knew what he meant.

"This song is called Vampires Will Never Hurt You." Gerard growled in to the microphone, his stage persona taking over.

"And if they get me and the sun goes down into the ground..." He sang into the microphone, one hand gripping the stand, the other up in the air but occasionally coming down to fix his hair.

"Y'know, I never learned how to dance for the wedding" Ianto yelled in to Jack's ear, the band were quite loud so he had to speak up. Jack squeezed his hand comfortingly before dragging him out on to the dance floor.

"No Jack, no!" Ianto protested, laughing all the same as Jack, still with the veil over his head and the dress on, spun Ianto round and round.

The distraction of the music had meant Jack and Ianto had time to finish the ceremony with their kiss that was seen by no one expect the band and the minister, the latter looking incredibly shocked as Jack had whipped back the veil to leap at Ianto.

But now the two were spinning around, not in time to the music in the slightest.

"I'll never let them, I'll never let them,
I'll never let them hurt you, not tonight,
I'll never let them, I can't forget them,
I'll never let them hurt you, I promise" Gerard was continuing singing, but just as he'd said his promise, the doors to the venue fell down. Straight down, almost crushing a few people who had just managed to get out of the way.

Jack stopped spinning Ianto, not realising that Ianto was already gone.

Looking round for him, it became apparent that Ianto was not in the room. He was gone.

"I said forever, and I said I'd never let anything hurt you, and now is time to act on that." Jack growled, more to himself than anything, before pulling out his wrist strap again and punching numbers in to it.

And then he disappeared, in a very similar white flash to the one the guests came back on.

But not before someone grabbed his arm and came with him.

My excuse for this is tiredness, I'm sorry.

I only just realised what day it was, and I promised you a chapter so here it is.

I'll take better care with the next one.

So Jack and Ianto are now married, Ianto has been kidnapped and some of the wedding guests are probably scarred after watching Jack whip out the wrist strap.

Now, who has gone with Jack?

I've neglected the band in this chapter. I'll double the amount of their stuff in the next chapter.

The song they sing here is Vampires Will Never Hurt You - My Chemical Romance.

And I know I keep saying that there will be x amount of chapters left, but I keep changing my mind. It'll end when it ends.

I have the orthodontist tomorrow, I'll be getting my braces off soon :D

I'll post the next chapter on... Maybe Thursday. I'll do one more while it's still March.