YL: Wait, lemme get this straight…you FORGOT this fanfic's SECOND ANNIVERSARY?!?!?

Eheh… (-sweatdrop-) Blame DevART?

YL: Just DevART?

…OKAY, OKAY, I WENT TO OTAKON! SO SHOOT ME!

YL: Gladly.

NO! I DIDN'T MEAN THAT LITERALLY!!!!!

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"RIAAAAAAANE!" Alvis skidded to a halt in front of his sister. "The rabbit tried to—wait, what are you doing?"

Riane was between two other sexy OC bishounen, one with reddish hawk wings, the other with black raven ones. "Oh, just my bitches. See, this one is Num's OC, Lyef of Akanea…" she indicated the hawk-winged one, then the raven-winged one, "…and that's Lucian, an OC of AngelicDragonPuppy, someone from DeviantART. He's a demon."

Alvis just nodded like he understood. "Eheh…right. Aren't you a little too young for those things, sis?"

"I'm not doing that, dimwit. Now, bug off, will ya? Go…uh…cosplay as DeepDive!Riku or something.

"Yeah, whatever." Alvis turned and sauntered away. But despite his body language, he actually did think that would be rather fun….

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"Finally!" YL fell snout-first to the floor. "Damn Soras…."

"It's not over," Lyon interrupted.

"WHAT?! We have to fight MORE?!"

"Just one…but he looks tough."

"Oh come on, we already beat Final Form Sora! How much tougher could this guy be?!"

"Let's just say…Fierce Diety tough."

"WHAAAAAAAT?!"

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"Woohoo!" Mewtwo cheered on the still continuing brawl. "Lookit them go!"

"Yeah, whatever." Jenna, who was inexplicably not only present but seated on a lawnchair, was too wrapped up in Tetris on her cell phone to care. "Tell me when there's fire."

"YOU WANT FIRE, BIATCH?!" Ed burst suddenly, clearly not appreciating the brawl being ignored. "If I have to, I'll perform fucking HUMAN TRANSMUTATION on AXEL if that'll get you to watch!"

Marth paused to stare at Ed blankly. "Didn't you learn from last time?"

"Aww, don't worry! All I have to do is give everything to the Gate, then I wind up on Earth, and I can take a plothole back! No worries!"

"…Do you do that often?"

"No, only once. That's how I got here."

"Axel would be nice," Jenna cut in. "That is, if all those fangirls hadn't performed brain surgery on him to turn him gay."

"They did?" Marth looked particularly scared at this thought.

"Yeah, really. Tried to pull the same thing on my brother!"

"Nuwai! RLY?" Mewtwo cut in.

"Ya RLY!" Ed burst. "They tried the same thing on me and Roy Mustang! And Envy, Scar, even Al!" He shuddered. "Even poor little Al!"

"ZOMG!" the rest burst as Ed had an angsty breakdown.

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The Fierce Diety Sora was indeed fearsome, two Keyblades in hand and two others circling above. His hair was lighter, and his eyes seemed to shine in the darkness from between the markings. He raised one Keyblade, the two hovering flying out to their quadruped targets.

Said quadrupeds were convinced this was not a fanfic, but the bowels of Hell itself from the second before they darted out of the way.

"I HATE YOU, NUMDENU!" Young Link barked to the sky when he got a chance. "I HATE YOU!!!!!"

Everything froze. Lyon, the Fierce Diety Sora, even the torches. And the Authoress came from the wall. "Yeah, yeah, I know."

"So you're finally showing, eh?"

"Mmmm…well, hey. It's my BIRTHDAY! So I should be allowed to wander instead of waiting for you to show!"

"Your…birthday."

"Yep! Hope I get a tablet…so I can draw fun stuff. Heeheehee…."

"As if your 'Trouble Twins' comics and the one with Piers going 'Blip' wasn't enough."

"Well of course it wasn't! Now, if you'll excuse me, the italics are getting annoying, so…."

"You'll make me human again?" YL suggested.

"Nope!" Num waved her quill, creating a flash. "Now you're a talking wolf!"

"WHAAAAAT?!" roared the now speaking YL wolf. "That's IT?!?"

"Nope! Now Lyon can talk, too! How about that?"

"I STILL HATE YOU!!!!"

"Mmm. Nice to know." With that, she poof'd.

YL looked around at the frozen…everything. "…Screw this. Where's the exit?"

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Just a quickie…but celebrate my birthday with me! WEEEEE!