Chapter 33: All Hail the New Q.N.L.B.

Well a few months went by and soon it was Mid-Allows Eve, so there was a vote on who would be Queen and the result was in not in Audrey's favor, this the reason why she was prushing Ruby's long hair, and Wilda, Freddie, and Mal were reading. Soon Evie came in with her make up kit and all giddy. "Alrighty! Who's ready for party makeovers?"

Mal said, "I guess I am!"

Audrey asked, "Sure?"

Wilda said, "Pending on what you got."

Freddie said, "I don't think I am."

Evie said, "That's the attitude! I concocted an amazing beauty mineral face. Who wants a facial? P.S. I made that up."

Mal said, "Whoa! Never woulda guessed that."

Audrey asked, "What does it matter? I wasn't even chosen as the Q.N.L.B."

Mal asked, "Is that a good thing? 'Cause that acronym just doesn't sound good." She laughed a bit.

Audrey said, "It's "Queen of the Neon Lights Ball". Duhzies! And I did not win!"

Wilda said, "Audrey you won all the others. Stop being a sore loser."

Audrey yelled, "Shut it!"

Evie asked, "Oh, Freddie? Did you check to ask who did win?"

Freddie said, "Uh, no."

Evie said, "It was me. I won. I'm the Q.N.L.B.! Oh no... Did you just ask where I'm going to put the crown? I don't know where. I'm running out of room for all my crowns!" With all the gloating it was making Audrey brush more.

Mal asked, "Is that Ruby's hair?"

Audrey said, "No! It's the other girl with the hundred foot pony tail. I'm stress brushing. Stress brushing helps me deal with losing."

Evie said, "Well then, you better keep brushing because I am on fire! Carbon dioxide, water vapour, oxygen and nitrogen; ignite it up and here! OK Freddie, for your makeover, I'm thinking a little less voodoo and a little more new-do."

Freddie said, "That's funny! Tip for my makeover? I'm thinking a little "leave me exactly the way I am"!"

Wilda said, "Just give me make up that matches my dress."

Audrey asked, "What does it look like anyway?"

Wilda asked, "Remember your Final Fantasy book?"

Mal said, "You going to have narrow it down cause there's 15 of them."

Wilda said, "Particularly in X-2. The dress Yuna was wearing when she was singing? I made it but light green. No fedora but it does have butterflies. So, make something that'll match it."

Evie said, "No problems. Audrey, for your makeover, I'm thinking about some apple-red lipstick and some wicked Cheshire cat eyes."

Audrey said, "The only makeover I'm interested in is the one where I'm made over from the one who lost the crown to the one who won."

Evie said, "Oh, I forgot to bring that one. Sorry! Mal, for your makeover, I want to see what you look like in purple."

Mal asked, "I think we know the answer to that?"

Evie said, "Oh, that's not purple, that's aubergine...

Freddie asked, "You know? I always thought of it more as an eggplant."

Mal asked, "What just happened in here?"

Audrey said, "I know. Right? It's clearly more of an amethyst."

Wilda said, "No. Amethyst is more darker and softer than that."

Just then Jane came running in. "My mascot uniform is gone!" She looks at Mal.

Mal asked, "Why are you looking at me?"

Jane held up a spike bracelet. "Because your bracelet was in my room!"

Mal asked, "What?"

Jane said, "You must have dropped it when you stole my uniform."

Mal explained herself. "I don't know why my bracelet was there but I definitely didn't take your uniform."

Audrey asked, "Maybe you spelt it away?"

Mal asked, "Why would I do that?"

Wilda said, "If she did she would've come to me for my bow and she didn't."

Jane asked, "Maybe you thought it was in fashion-forward or something?"

Evie said, "That sounds like something I would do..." Jane looks at her. "but I didn't! Besides, I couldn't have; I was too busy winning my crown! Did you guys know I won a crown? 'Cause I did! I won the crown!"

Mal said, "Trust me, if I spelled away every single non-fashion-forward item I saw every day, there would be no clothes in Auradon."

Jane yelled, "Ouch! So, you're saying you don't like the way we dress?"

Mal yelled, "No! That's not what I am saying. What I'm saying is "I did not take the uniform". Seriously, Jane, I am sure it will turn up soon."

Jane said, "I guess you're right."

Evie said, "Ya, this is Auradon! It's not like there is some thief in a cloaked glove running around stealing things..." Everyone laughs.

Wilda said, "Here I made a wanted post for you."

Jane saw it and said, "Thank Wilda."

Digi-Image: Mascot uniform MIA!