Ara ara, gomen minna-san, I'm an hour late updating... My bad, I got distracted with an anime and lost track of time... Anyhow... some sad announcements before the torturing of Naruto...
First off, my beta has sadly hit a string of real life difficulties, and is no longer able to perform his duties... so I'm looking for another. Anyone interested please send me a private message via this site.
Secondly, as indicated above, this chapter has not been beta read, I apologize for this. Also for any mistakes made due to a building migraine-type headache the day of typing.
Thirdly, anyone that has stated making pornoteer or other fanworks based off this fic... could you remind me who you are? I lost the list of people I was watching for that.
Fourthly, thanks to newcomer, Vassago-Toxicity, for correcting me on the Jinchuuriki names and biju... Not changing them in this fic, but it's good to know them.
Now onto responses!
spottedstar2: Ara ara, sorry again for keeping you up late. AS for his crazy plan... this is Naruto we're talking about... Also, the plan is still in plan, so watch for it.
AkioofWind: No comment? But you're commenting by saying no comment... IT'S A PARADOX! HE'S DESTROYED THE STORY!
Kuro no Kitsune: ^.^ Ara ara... humor is a great way of destroying barriers, ne? And what disturbing images? I don't put those in this fic do I? Updated
Trinity the Kitsune Kunoichi: Thank ya, hope you like it.
CelticReaper: Laughter is good for you, no? Naruto's plan is... a s~e~c~r~e~t. Updated a little late sorry.
volrath77: *sweeping up mind shards* Oh, these are yours? Here you go...
Stephanie8D: ^.^ Ara ara... I wouldn't do that to poor Naruto, now would I?
HikariNoTenshi-San: Thanks to your valient efforts, I remain alive, and not rasenganed into the ground. Thank you... Ara ara... ^.^ Updated, mostly for your sake. People can stop hunting you down now.
badkidoh: Another great review, thanks. Updated.
Googleyum: Yeppers, fresh and hot from my mind to your screens.
CaptDutchboy: Seriously... you knew the end would have to happen mate...
90MLLu: Anyone else wanna see Sailor Ramen? I mean I love the Sailor Naruto thing that's been on youtube and DA lately... as for ruining your childhood... give me a show and I'll do my worst. You're welcome!
Icha Icha: Animal Magnetism
Chapter 35
Naruto looked down at the prey milling about underneath him; for once he was thankful of his pheromones transferring to his clones as well, since they were running around with the others filling the entire area with his scent as a distraction. He was searching for one of many ninjas below in particular, and with her pink hair, it was easy to find and track her.
That's right; he was hunting Sakura for Ino, and knew what he had to do. He just really wished it was possibly to do it another way. As she paused directly underneath him, he dropped a pinecone and watched as it fell directly in front of her face, just as he had planned. As she looked up at him, he gave her a nervous little wave and put a finger to his lips.
As expected, Sakura crouched down and began springing up through the branches at Naruto's hiding place. As she got a quarter of the way there, Naruto took off through the treetops with a wide smirk on his face. It was going perfectly according to the plan, save for the fact that the occasional memory from his clones would make him seriously regret the plan itself. Seriously, he didn't need to know about how they were ripping apart his clothing to get at his privates. Really he didn't.
Getting to the clearing that Ino had specified, he sighed and forced himself to trip, landing at the base of a tree. As a leaf settled down on his head lightly, and a familiar swirl of smoke surrounded him he let out a groan in a now familiar girly voice. Sure enough, Sakura didn't slow her stride in the least while Naruto was now female. Scooting back against the tree she gulped nervously knowing that she didn't have strength enough to match the lust-possessed Sakura, even if she was male.
"S…Sakura-chan… y-you don't want to do this…" Naruto whimpered as she pressed into the tree. "Trust me, you don't…"
"Oh but Naruto-chan… I do…" Sakura purred as she pinned the blonde girl to the tree with a smirk. "Didn't you say that you loved me? I'm all yours right now…" Sakura's hands were busy while she continued to purr softly into Naruto's ears. One was tracing some random pattern on Naruto's leg, while the other seemed to be taking great interest in playing with Naruto's ears. "Or are you going back on your word there?"
Naruto was distracted for a few minutes at just how good the teasing her ears felt. It's like all the tension and pressure built up from the month of being constantly on the run melted from her in seconds. However there was a new feeling building deep inside her. "N…no S…sakura-chan… I… I still love you… b…but you're going to regret this…"
"Why would I? I lo…" Sakura stopped mid-word as her eyes widened in shock, before Ino's voice blended with hers as she spoke. "I've got her Naruto, hurry… I don't have much time… And you don't want to know what they're thinking about doing to you…"
Deciding it wise, Naruto pulled out some wire she had wrapped around her waist under her shirt and began binding Sakura up tightly, while remaining careful to not hurt her so Ino wouldn't be kicked out too soon. Just after she finished binding the last of the wire in place, she looked into Sakura's eyes and smiled at Ino inside there. "All set Ino-chan…"
"Good... now take my body and place it on top of her…" Ino commanded through Sakura's gritted teeth, telling Naruto just how much the other blonde was struggling to retain control. Nodding her understanding, Naruto leaped into the tree and picked up the limp form on Ino from where it was it was nestled in the branches.
Carefully carrying the body down, she gently laid her on top of the probably furious pinkette, and knelt to straighten out her hair slightly. "There you go Ino-chan, take care of Sakura-chan... please… she means a lot to me as well as you…"
Sakura's eyes blinked a few times before a playful smirk flitted across her face. "Don't worry so much Naruto, but if you don't leave now, I'm not sure I'll be able to stop her from going after you…" Sakura's body answered as it reached into Ino's kunai pouch and pulled out a breathing mask.
Naruto smirked playfully before springing away again, heading towards the cluster of people she had left running around earlier. Meanwhile, Ino opened her eyes, and looked at Sakura's clearing green eyes, once they were back to their crystal emerald normal; she hugged the rose haired girl closer. "Welcome back Sakura..."
"Ino-chan?" Sakura asked through the breathing mask, blinking at the blonde holding her and smiling directly above her. "Why am I tied up?"
"Well Sakura..." Ino started with a faint blush, "I wasn't sure you wouldn't go back to chasing Naruto after I left your mind... so I thought it safer this way..."
"Good thinking..." Sakura answered as she wiggled against the binding wires. "But why are you on top of me?"
"Err... that is..." Ino floundered as she tried to give an answer.
Back with Naruto, she had managed to find herself in another tight spot. Apparently her clones hadn't turned female the same at the same time as she had, in fact it seemed that more of them were males, but all of them were still trapped in a giant wire net. This was compounded by the fact that the rest of the porno senshi were currently sitting around the net, waiting for Naruto when she arrived.
Striking a sexy pose she blew a kiss at the assembled group of pheromone-junkies, and teasingly called out, "Hey there big boys! You going to come and get little ol' me?"
A second after the first step was taken; the clones inside the net dispersed themselves, creating a thick, impenetrable fog bank. When the smoke cleared, all that was left of Naruto was a hole in the ground where she had been standing.
Kakashi was on the spot within seconds, inspecting the hole. Finding a few drops of blood on the ground, he chuckled and summoned forth Pakkun. "Hey Pakkun, I need you to track this blood for me, can you do it?"
Pakkun took a quick sniff of the blood, and sighed. "Still after Naruto, eh? Let's go, he's digging just below the surface..." the pug grumbled before setting off the way Naruto's blood was heading. As the others trailed after the small dog, Naruto smirked from her position. Dropping the cloaking sheet away from the side tunnel she'd tucked herself into she smiled as her clones continued digging away. Eventually the pair would split up, and Pakkun would recognize the trick, but maybe he'd let her get away just to be nice. She could hope for that at least.
Pulling herself out of the hole, she looked around the forest clearing and smirked, letting it turn into a snicker one might recognize from her pranking days, if her voice was a creamy alto instead of his scratchy baritone.
"Good trick, Naru-chan," a disturbingly familiar voice spoke up from behind the poor blonde.
Naruto's ears flattened to her skull as she whimpered and turned to look at the voice, already knowing who had spoken. "Thank you Tenten-chan... oh hello Temari-san... beautiful weather out today, no?"
Sure enough, there was Tenten standing back-to-back with Temari, while twirling a kunai on her finger. And Temari had her fan at the ready. The really bad part of it all was, they seemed to have forgotten that they had stripped earlier. And that was really getting the juices flowing in Naruto's body.
"That it is Naru-chan," Temari purred as she sashayed her way over, seeming to put extra sway in her hips and chest, causing poor Naruto's mind to go blank. "But you're pouting on such a beautiful day... is it maybe because it cannot compare to the beauty of you?"
Tenten walked up behind Temari, her own body a pleasing contrast of firm muscles and slight breasts to Temari's thicker build. Together it was enough to make Naruto wonder if her sex drive had died because it was oddly silent at the moment. Then Tenten giggled, her features softening in those few seconds. "Now Tema-chan... her heart is just so big, I bet that she wishes she could share the day with us..."
"Well... that'd be nice Tenten-chan... but I really should be going now..." Naruto squeaked out as she crab walked backwards. "Maybe you should talk to Shino about the next time I'm free, cause I'm sure I'll be in the doghouse for life after this!"
"Tema-chan..." Tenten spoke up after a moment's silence where Naruto gained a little distance from the pair, "Get her."
Those two words were the last thing Naruto had wanted to hear, as Temari deployed her fan fully, and wound back. With nary a look back, Naruto turned on her heels and started running as fast as she could. She hadn't even gotten five steps when she heard and felt the wind. The odd thing was, it didn't feel as strong as she had expected. That was when she noticed her clothing was falling off with slices throughout the entire back.
Naruto clutched the last remaining shreds of her clothes covering her crotch desperately, trying to hide how aroused she was by the whole scenario, when suddenly an idea struck her, and she slumped to her knees. Pouting as cutely as she could, her eyes shimmering with tears, she turned to face the pair of aggressive kunoichi and clutched a hand to her trembling lips. "Please... be gentle... it.... it's my first time..."
The posing seemed to have its desired effect, as the pair of girls rocketed away with dual twin jets of blood streaming from their noses. And for the first time in ages Naruto was thankful she had learned that women were just as much perverts as men. Picking herself up, she fashioned a somewhat suitable bathing suit like loincloth out of the remains of her clothing, and walked away worrying over what was next, when a familiar crackle of electronics came over her radio.
Turning up the power, she heard Shino's voice calmly over the radio, though it sounded like he was pinching his nose. "... I would advise Naruto to warn us next time about such tactics Yamanaka-san... or at least tell him that Haruno-san was listening in... Has she recovered?"
"No..." Ino's voice answered quietly over the radio, sounding a bit light and airy, almost as though she was incredibly aroused. "But if Naruto gets out of this a virgin, I'm sure she'd want some private time with her..."
"Wait... what?" Naruto asked, informing the pair that she had been listening in, and of the current state of confusion she was in.
An awkward silence fell over the group, as Naruto made her way deeper into the woods, picking up sticks along the way. Finally, after a few moments Shino came back on, his voice still sounding like his nose was plugged. "Nothing Naruto... just... nothing... Yamanaka-san and I have been discussing your perform... err acting abilities from earlier, and its effect on members of the resistance trying to help you."
"Yeah Naruto! You just knocked out Sakura and Hinata with that stunt!" Ino shouted over the radio, causing Naruto to wince in pain, inadvertently causing three stalkers to gush nasal blood and disappear into the forest to regroup from the cuteness overload.
"Sorry Ino-chan... I'll try and make it up to you..." Naruto pleaded as sweetly as she possible, adding in a scolded tremor to her voice. "Please don't be angry, please?"
After a moment, Shino's voice spoke up for the suddenly absent Ino. "I think Naruto, that it might be wise not to be around Ino in that form any more today..."
Naruto pouted, sending several woodland creatures into sugar shock, and stamped her foot childishly. "It's not like I can help it Shino! It's those damn leaves! Every time one of them lands on my head, I turn into this girl... and it's starting to change my brain or something..." Naruto ranted into the microphone, "But soon this jutsu will be over, and then we can have our date like I promised..."
Naruto waited a few minutes before shrugging and moving on with her plan, never once wondering why Shino had fallen silent so suddenly, or where the others had gone to. She had plans to work on, and it was time to set up the field of battle.