Hello Nerdians! Poofless has been quite heavily requested as of late, so I decided to throw this out now. It was... amusing to write. ;)

Do you even English bro?

A Poofless Fic

"And then we went on the rollercoaster and after we had to sit around while we made sure Mitch wouldn't puke," Rob laughed as he looked at the camera held by a blushing Mitch.

"It was pretty amusing," Preston agreed. Rob stopped and stared at him, biting back a giggle as Mitch snorted.

"What did you just say?" he said, and Preston's brow furrowed.

"I said it was pretty funny," Preston repeated, confusion splayed across his features.

"No, no, say amusing again!" Rob urged. Preston frowned.

"Amusing?" he said, and Rob burst out laughing in time with Mitch. Mitch turned off the camera and slowly slid to the floor as he guffawed.

"What?
Preston asked intelligently, and Rob wiped a tear from his eye as he tried to stop laughing enough to make intelligible sentences.

"You… you pronounce it 'a-muse-ing' not 'a-moose-en'!" Rob giggled, falling backwards on the bed in hysterics.

"I can't breathe!" Mitch gasped dramatically as he laughed, and Preston scowled and crossed his arms.

"Shut up!" he said. "It doesn't matter!"

"Where did you learn to say it like that?" Rob said as he sat back up, getting control of his breathing again.

"Its how I've said it all my life!" Preston said adamantly. "My teacher told us that's how you said it!"

"Your teacher's a dumbass!" Mitch giggled as he sat back up, clutching his stomach. "Do you even English, bro?"

"Does that mean there are twenty-odd people walking around pronouncing amusing as amoosen?" Rob chuckled, and Preston's face went red.

"Probably!" He huffed. "Stop mocking me!"

"I find your anger…" Mitch paused and gulped, looking at Rob with a smirk.

"Amoosen!" they both shrieked simultaneously, falling apart once more.

"Shut up!" Preston yelled. Mitch and Rob laughed for a few minutes longer before Mitch hauled himself off the ground, grinning like an idiot.

"I need to go now. If I'm late to get back to the hotel, Jerome won't be… amoosed," Mitch chuckled.

"See you later then," Rob smiled. Preston just pouted and Mitch rolled his eyes, turning and walking out of the room with a wave. Rob looked over at Preston and saw his face, softening.

"Hey, we were just joking," he laughed. Preston looked away.

"It isn't funny," he muttered.

"C'mon dude, see the funny side of it," Rob said with a smile.

"There is only one way for me to forgive you," Preston sniffed, tucking his chin into his chest.

"What?" Rob said. Preston looked at him and smirked.

"Gimme a kiss," he chuckled.

"Oh, so you're guilt tripping me?" Rob huffed.

"Don't pretend you don't want to," Preston said, leaning closer.

"Good point," Rob murmured, leaning into him and kissing him gently. They pulled away and Rob smirked.

"You're so amoosen, Preston."

"Oh my god, shut up."

So yeah... I hope you enjoyed this short little fluff ball. I hope you are all saying amoosen for at least a week now.

I'll be releasing a continuation of Regrets, my Jeamus short, soon. It's going to be sad, so PREPARE YOURSELF! *cracks knuckles*