Previously on DBZ Know Your Stars
Previously on DBZ Know Your Stars...
DOCTOR: Miss Day, Mister Ghost Goblin, I'm afraid that The Shadowy Figure has slipped into a coma.
DANNY: (Sobs) WHYYYY?
GOHAN: (Interrogating Cell and Frieza) Are you guys gonna tell me where the money is or am I gonna have to force you? (Holds a gun to Frieza's head)
FRIEZA: (Spits at Gohan)
(Goku and Vegeta are fighting on top of a tall building; Vegeta knocks Goku to the ground and they roll around still fighting until they both fall of the building.)
GOKU and VEGETA: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
GOTEN: (Crying over Trunks dead body) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
ANDROID 17: (In front of the broken Statue of Liberty) YOU MANIAC'S!! YOU'VE BLOWN IT UP!! (Falls to his knees and beats the ground) AH DAMN YOUUUUUUU!! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!! (R.I.P. Charlton Heston)
JUROR: On charges of murder in the first degree, murder in the second degree, voluntary manslaughter, involuntary manslaughter, and wearing stupid pants, we find the defendant, Broly J. Vandersnorkle…GUILTY!!
(Judge bangs his gavel.)
BROLY: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
DANNY: …wait a minute, Artemis?!
ARTEMIS: What now?
DANNY: None of that stuff happened!!
ARTEMIS: …what's your point?
DANNY: Look can we just get on with the chapter?
ARTEMIS: Alright alright… (Muttering) killjoy.
DANNY: I HEARD THAT!!
EVERYONE: HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL ZOMBIES!!
DANNY: We heard you the first time.
(From outside)
ZAC EFRON ZOMBIE: Braaaaaains!
VANESSA HUDGENS ZOMBIE: Braaaaains!
CORBIN BLEU ZOMBIE: Get'cha heeeeeead…in the gaaaaaaame!
ALL ZOMBIES: We're aaaaaaaaall…in this togeeeeeeether!
(Inside)
GOTEN: (Shaking Artemis) WHAT'LL WE DO!?
ARTEMIS: (Annoyed) Don't touch me.
VEGETA: There's got to be some way to stop those monsters.
SHADOWY FIGURE: Well if there was, don't you think we would have done it already instead of hiding?
BULMO: There's got to be a way, and when we have a problem, we turn to television for the answers!
(Then Bulmo turns on the TV, a newscast is on.)
ANCHORMAN: This just in, it seems that High School Musical has come back from the dead and is now terrorizing the world with its extremely annoying pop songs and clichés.
GOTEN: Well that's news to me.
EVERYONE ELSE: SHHHH!!
ANCHORMAN: Even worse, sources indicate that it is not just High School Musical characters that are now zombies; Hannah Montana is also a zombie!
(Cut to shot of Hannah Montana zombie.)
HANNAH MONTANA ZOMBIE: Best of booooooth Worlds!
GOTEN: OH GOD!!
SHADOWY FIGURE: SHUT UP!!
ANCHORMAN: In addition, several unidentified DBZ characters have also become zombies.
(Cut to DBZ zombies.)
ANDROID 17: Hey, there's Dr. Gero!
KRILLEN: and Baby!
GOKU: and Kami and Dende!
TRUNKS: and everyone else who didn't show up in the last chapter!
VEGETA: My god, their all zombies!
GOTEN: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!
SHADOWY FIGURE: DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU AGAIN?!
ANCHORMAN: …wait a moment, I'm getting an update here; it seems that there is a way to kill the zombies!
BULMO: Shhh! Quiet everyone!
ANCHORMAN: It seems the only effective way to destroy the zombies…is by removing the head or destroying the brain. I repeat, removing the head or destroying the brain. However if you don't to this immediately, and are exposed to their crappy songs for too long, you will become a High School Musical zombie yourself.
(Then pop music starts playing on the TV)
ANCHORMAN: What is that? Oh no! NO!! DON'T YOU COME NEAR MEE!
HSM ZOMBIES: We're aaaaall…in this togeeeeeether!
ANCHORMAN: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (Screen goes blank.)
EVERYONE: (Stares wide-eyed at the screen.)
SHADOWY FIGURE: (Faints.)
ARTEMIS: Well, if we're going to destroy these guys, we're all going to have to be up for the challenge, so…
(Then Gohan is turned back to normal.)
GOHAN: FINALLY!!
ARTEMIS: Okay, and now Trunks.
(Then Trunks is also turned back to normal.)
TRUNKS: THANK GOD!!
ARTEMIS: Get Tien out of the thermos.
TIEN: (Out of the Thermos) YES!!
ARTEMIS: Turn Bulmo back into Bulma.
BULMO WHO IS NOW BULMA: YIPPEE!! I'M BEAUTIFUL AGAIN!!
ARTEMIS: And of course, gotta take that love spell off Yamcha.
YAMCHA: (Has the love spell taken off, looks around confused) Where am I?
VEGETA: (Absolutely floored.) Wait a minute, are you saying that this whole time, Yamcha's been chasing me and trying to kiss me because YOU PUT A SPELL ON HIM?!
ARTEMIS: Yep.
VEGETA: Okay, just checking.
DANNY: Uh, Artemis, don't you think you're forgetting something?
ARTEMIS: (Looking confused) Like what?
DANNY: Oh I don't know like…turning me back into a person maybe…
ARTEMIS: Hm…nah.
DANNY: ARTEMIS!!
(Then the door breaks open and the HSM Zombies start flooding in.)
HSM ZOMBIES: GET CHA HEEEEEEEEAD…IN THE GAAAAAAME!!
EVERYONE ELSE: AAAAAAAAAAAH!!
(Then a bunch of shotguns appear in the room.)
ARTEMIS: QUICK EVERYONE, GRAB A GUN!!
(Everyone grabs a gun.)
ARTEMIS: Okay, on 3 we start shooting (Aims her weapon, the rest follow suit.) 1…2…3! FIRE!!
(They open fire. Twenty Zombies go down immediately but many others make it through the rain of bullets. The Corbin Bleu Zombie attacks Yamcha who clubs him in the head with the butt of his gun and the Zombie goes down; Yamcha shoots it just to be sure. The Zac Efron and Ashley Tisdale Zombies start fighting with Goku and Vegeta who eventually decide to abandon their firearms and instead blast the Zombies's heads off with energy blasts. Several other DBZ Characters see this and those who can do it as well. The Vanessa Ann Hudgens Zombie is then massacred by Chi-chi who has gotten a hold of her chainsaw. She then starts running through the sea of zombies with her chainsaw slicing heads every which way, clearly enjoying this waaaay too much. Andriods 16, 17 and 18 are grouped together killing as many zombies as they can as are Gohan, Goten, and Trunks, and Artemis, Danny, and the Shadowy Figure. Krillen has just killed his twelfth zombie when he notices Tien has fainted.)
KRILLEN: Tien! (Runs over to him and shoots a Zombie that was about the attack him)
TIEN: ooooooh.
KRILLEN: Hang in there Tien!!
CHOTAZU: What happened?
KRILLEN: I don't know but we have to get out of here!!
VIDEL: (Having overheard) He's right, we're running out of ammo, we need to escape now!!
ARTEMIS: (Opening a secret door on the floor) Quick everyone!! To the bomb shelter!!
(Artemis, Danny, The Shadowy Figure, and the DBZ Characters all jump into the bomb shelter and manage to shut and lock the door before any HSM Zombies can get in.)
ARTEMIS: That will only hold them for a little while…is everyone okay?
EVERYONE ELSE: No.
ARTEMIS: Good, now let's reload and get our strength back, because we're going to need it.
TIEN: (Waking up) Oh man, what happened?
CHOTAZU: You fainted.
TIEN: (Rubbing his head) The last thing I remember is hearing that stupid HSM Music, and now my head hurts like hell.
ARTEMIS: (Stares at Tien wide-eyed, then cocks her gun and aims at him)
CHOTAZU: (Sees what she's doing and freaks out.) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
ARTEMIS: He's heard their song; he'll become one of them!! We have to kill him.
VEGETA: …she may be right.
TIEN: Don't I get a say in this?
CHOTAZU: (Moves in front of Tien) You stay the hell away from him!!
ARTEMIS: HE'S GOING TO BECOME ONE OF THEM!!
CHOTAZU: I DON'T CARE!!
DANNY: Wow, this is a lot of drama for a humor/parody/crack!fic.
SHADOWY FIGURE: I know.
(Then they hear banging on the ceiling, the HSM Zombies are trying to get in!)
GOTEN: OH GOD THEY'RE COMING!! WHAT DO WE DO?!
SHAODWY FIGURE: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!
GOKU: We're just going to have to keep fighting, and maybe we can defeat them!
DANNY: Oh sure, we can beat those things, and Chotazu over here is straight!
CHOTAZU: Hey!!
DANNY: Let's just face it, (Starts crying) we'll never beat those monsters! We're all gonna die or become Zombies! AND I DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WORSE!!
(The Shadowy Figure tries to comfort Danny.)
TIEN: Come on guys, we can beat them, we just have to get ours heads in the game.
(Everyone stops what they're doing and looks at Tien.)
ARTEMIS: What did you say?
TIEN: I just said we need to get our heads in the game, because we're all in this together…uh oh.
ARTEMIS: (Re-aims her gun and shoots Tien's head off) That was close.
CHOTAZU: OH MY GOD!! YOU KILLED TIEN!!
(Meanwhile)
KYLE: You Bastard!!
(Back with the Z Fighters)
HSM ZOMBIES: (From above the Z fighters) GET CHA HEEEEEEEAD…IN THE GAAAAAAAAME!!
(A/N: From here on in please imagine some really dramatic music playing)
ARTEMIS: They're coming.
DANNY: This is it isn't it?
ARTEMIS: Yes…the final battle…everyone get ready.
(Everyone who still has one cocks their guns.)
ARTEMIS: Oh Danny?
DANNY: Yeah?
(Danny is then, finally, changed back into a human.)
ARTEMIS: Since we're all probably going to die horrible, painful deaths, and then have our organs feasting upon by ravenous zombies, I thought you might like to be your normal self again when it happens.
DANNY: (Deeply touched) Thanks Artemis…maybe you're not as insane as everyone thinks you are.
ARTEMIS: …yes I am Danny, yes I am.
(Then the bomb shelter door breaks open and the Zombies start pouring in.)
ARTEMIS: Okay everyone, this is it. Let's kick some ass…
TO BE CONCLUDED!!
NEXT TIME ON DBZ KNOW YOUR STARS! THE FINAL BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD AND HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL WILL BE DECIDED!
ARTEMIS: DON'T BREAK RANK!! WE CAN STILL BEAT THEM!!
DANNY: AAAAAAHH!!
ARTEMIS: HANG IN THERE DANNY!!
THE PERSON BEHIND THIS INVASION OF ZOMBIES WILL BE REVEALED!!
ARTEMIS: You…I should have known you'd be the one behind this!!
AND FINALLY, AFTER 16 LONG CHAPTER…
SHADOWY FIGURE: It's time you all learned…THE TRUTH!! (Steps out of the shadows)
(Everyone gasps)
VEGETA: My god it's-
ALL NEXT TIME IN THE EXCITING CONCLUSION OF…DBZ KNOW YOUR STARS!!