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Bliz: …
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Bliz: …
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Bliz: …
O.B: Hey guys, so how's the intr-guys? Guys? HEY!
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Bliz: …
O.B: Oh my God, I think GTA broke them.
Must. Stop. Thinking. Of. Running. Over. Douches. On. Bikes.
O.B: Yep, totally broken.
Bliz: Help. Me. ELBOW, BITCH!
O.B: Ow! What the hell, Blizzard!?
Bliz: Sorry. Spent too much time elbowing people in the street.
O.B: I feel sorry for those NPCs.
Bliz: Who said I was?
O.B: THAT'S IT, NO MORE GTA 5 FOR BOTH OF YOU! *Grabs Game*
(Demon voice) Put. The Game. Down.
O.B: NEV-*Cue vortex of doom!*
Bliz: Uh… where did that come from?
I'm the author. I can do anything I want! And what happened?
Bliz: What? But didn't y-I thou-I give up. Should I do the disclaimers?
Wha-wait, I'm doing another chapter?
Bliz: *Sigh* Let me write up this chapter. You should go rest, Uknown.
Uh… okay, I guess, see ya at the end of the chapter. *Leaves*
Bliz: Okay, with that out of the way, welcome to another chapter of the blah blah blah, spent too much time doing other stuff and ignoring to read a book, blah blah blah, Uknown doesn't own Kingdom Hearts or TWEWY, that goes to Square Enix etc, etc. Whew. So…
Load Game… Start!
Chapter 33: Truth or Death!
(Ig's POV)
To say it's been the weirdest day of my life would be the understatement of the century.
Especially when your life ended 3 days ago.
Anyway, me, Bliz (who somehow fainted), Neku, Shiki (or was it Eri?), and Eri (or was it Shi-wait, Shiki holds Mr. Mew & Eri doesn't. I'm so stupid) were sitting at one table in a Chinese restaurant. Since in certain places we can be seen, we had to pay. So lucky that munny can transform into any currency wanted. Though, I didn't expect my pocket size, "60,000 MUNNY?!" What I actually yelled out. Though, to the natives of Shibuya, they heard, like, "600,000,000,000 YEN?!" or something like that so I could keep up my appearance. Also, I had to pay for Blizzard. From her pocket, naturally. The first order of business was to wake up Blizzard, "Bliz, we are at an All You Can Eat and you can pig out as much as you want."
"SAVE ME 10 PLATES!" Wow, that actually worked. But I still don't trust her . Anyway, after having my ass frozen to the seat, it got awkward. Other than the waiter taking our orders, no one really talked. Neku was just listening to the music that was blasting in his headphones, Shiki/Eri (couldn't bring Mr. Mew in) was staring at Eri/Shiki, who was staring back, (Maybe) Blizzard was looking away and was spacing out completely. I was thinking of ways on how to break this silence quickly. When our food arrived, I couldn't take to silence anymore,
"Well. This is awkward beyond belief." (Me)
"Huh?" (Probably Blizzard)
"Yep." (Shiki/Eri)
"True." (Neku)
"Okay, first of all, we need to catch Eri up. Any volunteers because I'm not. Saving it for later."
"I'll do it." Blizzard said, "We should introduce each other. As you know, I'm Blizzard. The guy with headphones is Neku Sakuraba. They guy in black is Igneous Pyrus and your twin is…"
"Wait." I interrupted, "Maybe we she let her introduce herself." Shiki looked scared, probably fearing for Eri's reaction, "Don't worry, she'll understand."
"Of course I will. It's not like you're my best friend back from the dead." Eri said, unintentionally just telling Shiki's secret to herself. This caused Shiki to blush embarrassingly. And that caused Eri to connect the dots, "N-No way. Sh-Shiki?"
"Hello Eri." Shiki said as she looked down. I saw Eri tear up before jumping out of her seat and trying to glomp her. Emphasis on 'trying'. She phased through her and landed on the nice and soft carpet, covering the thick concrete underneath.
"AH! CARPET BURNS!" Well, that ruined the moment. She sat back down before saying, "Shiki. I-I missed you."
"I-I missed you too." Shiki said while they both cried. I guess even death can't keep them apart. Wow, that sounded cheesy. Anyway, then Eri asked,
"Why do you look like me?"
"It was because she wanted your life. Be you. Be what she couldn't do. But, really, she liked being herself and being different from you. But, someone decided to take her physical identity as her Entry Fee, probably to torture her or teach her a lesson." I explained for Shiki,
"You were… jealous of me?" Eri said quietly,
"Yeah. I just hated being in your shadow." Shiki said,
"But, I was jealous of you too." Okay, that's new,
"What?"
"C'mon Shiki, you're a great designer and you've got Mr. Mew. I couldn't really do that. I'm sorry I crushed your dream. I didn't mean to."
"It's alright." Then they hugged. Well, it was more like hugging an imaginary friend.
"You know, I thought it was a pig." Neku said.
"IT'S A CAT!" Shiki & Eri said in unison, before looking at each other and started laughing. Me & Bliz laughing too before we all settled down. Then I got serious,
"Who are you?" I asked Blizzard (well, maybe),
"Oh." Blizzard said before looking down, depressed, "Promise me."
"Huh?"
"Promise me you'll be my friend even after I tell you." She looked at me with desperate eyes. I couldn't believe it. I even with Blizzard's eyes, I saw someone who's been alone for too long because, I don't know, because of who she was. Not because of some outside source, just who she sees herself as.
"How can I say no." I respond with a warm smile, which caused her to return it, "Even if you're not Blizzard, I'll still be with you 'till the end."
"Thank you." Then she takes a deep breath, before saying, "I have Multiple Personality Disorder." She says quickly before looking down and clenching her fists, like she was bracing for impact.
"That's it? MPD?"
"Y-Yeah. She sort of… took over for me when my conscious was put in a coma." I can tell ti was a big secret for her.
Too bad I kinda already knew…
"You do know you say a lot of stuff out loud..." This made her look mortified,
"W-When?! How long have you've known?!"
(FLASHBACK TO THEIR SECOND DAY AT TRAVERSE TOWN)
"Stupid MPD. Stupid perverted Other Blizzard. Stupid Heartless. Stupid Yuffie and her training…"
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE SHUT BLIZZARD UP! I'VE TRYING TO SLEEP FOR TWO HOURS NOW! I SWEAR IF SHE SA-wait, what did she say about MPD and perverts?
(END FLASHBACK)
Everyone just stared at me with disbelieving faces. There was another awkward silence before Blizzard muttered, "Stupid sleep talking…"
"That's what I said at 3AM IN THE MORNING! Anyway, I had my suspicions but I pushed them into the back on my mind. I didn't think it was much of a problem since Other Blizzard didn't take over your body yet. I didn't know she was that much of a problem." I say truthfully as I rub the back of my neck. Then Bliz spaced out again before saying,
"O.B said that she isn't a problem."
"In those exact words?" I asked out of curiosity,
"Actually… she said she'll take control over my body and beat you to a bloody pulp if you call her a problem again."
"Wow…"
"Yep."
"How do you deal with her?"
"Let's just say we have a 'unique' relationship."
"Okay… well Eri, time to-hey, what's that sticking out of your bag?"
"Huh? Let me see…" Shiki said as she reached into Blizzard's bag and reading the title… before doing a fan girl scream, "So… you li-"
"Finish that sentence and I'll give freezer burns to you."
(Skip 20 minutes later of explaining the concept of the Reaper's Game, the rules and why Igneous & Shiki are still here… and an added 10 minutes of Blizzard explaining why she had that uh… very-wrong-in-so-many-ways manga)
"…and that's why you should never listen to me or follow my plans. Mostly because there's a high possibility of dying. Again for us Players." I finished. Before sitting back, satisfied by both the food and the fact we were done explaining stuff. Then, if on cue, all of our phones rang (apart from Eri's for obvious reasons), "Wow, I can't believe me & Shiki are still receiving missions." Then I heard Bliz gasp, "Blizzard? Is something wrong?" All she did was point to her phone, probably not trusting her voice. As soon as we read it, we all paled and the room temperature went down to -2.
Track down and eliminate Igneous Pyrus and Shiki Misaki. Anyone helping them must be eliminated as well. The reward for the mission is an automatic revival of Players of the eliminator's choice, regardless on how well you do your missions. You have the whole day to track them down but 2 hours to eliminate them.
If you don't comply, or no one is able to eliminate them in the set time: All Players are Erased.
As well as Shibuya.
-The Reapers
"Oh."
"My."
"Freaking."
"God."
"Huh? What is it? I want to help in your mission too!"
(Disappointed Face Palm X4!)
Save Game… Quit!
Hey, nice work on the chapter, Bliz!
Bliz: Thank you.
Now I'm way ahead of you in GTA 5 and now own a runway.
Bliz: Yes, yes, I am awes-wait… OH YOU FU-
*Technical Difficulties!*
Ig: Hey guys, so how's the ou-wait, where's Blizzard & O.B?
For O.B: 3… 2… 1… *Vortex of doom opens* *O.B face plants onto floor*
O.B: -er.
Ig: And Bliz?
Meh, I sent her to where no person should go.
Ig: Which is…
Gotham City.
Ig: Wait… isn't Gotham supposed to be dark, even at 7am? And it rains… a lot.
Yep.
Ig: …
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Ig: …
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Ig: ...I'll go get Blizzard now.
O.B: I'm coming too. I want to forget everything that happened to me.
Ig: What happened in there?
O.B: Must. Restrain. Killing. Mosses.
Ig: Okay, you have just crossed over to Crazy Town. Come on before any 'mosses' come.
O.B: Nuts. Mosses. School Bus.
Okay… anyway, the stakes are higher and Igneous & Shiki are targets! With the chance of revival on the line as well as Shibuya and hundreds of other Players, what will Blizzard & Neku do? Fight off other Players to protect their friends… or kill Ig & Shiki? Stay tuned or what ever for the next chapter of the Kingdom Hearts Chronicles!
UknownHero signing off, my friends!