So...next Robin torture! Yay!

Announcement time: I will be away until sometime the 29th on vacation, so there shall be no updating of any sorts. Figured I'd get something up before I left.

Enjoy!

Robin walked happily out into the common room for breakfast, the week going pretty well so far (which was amazing, considering it was already Wednesday; usually something would have happened by now). When he woke up, Starfire was still asleep next to him, looking cute as ever with her hair tousled (to no fault of his, of course) and cheeks rosy and full due to sleep.

When he walked through the doors, he saw Cyborg cooking some bacon and eggs, Raven reading a book over on the couch, and Beast Boy… "Hey, where's Beast Boy?" His head cocked slightly as he looked at the other two.

Cyborg glanced over at him, about to answer, but instead his jaw dropped. Raven's eyes widened as she looked up from her book.

Robin narrowed his eyes in confusion and suspicion, about to turn around to see what was going on, but he never made it that far.

"Pansted!"

Both his pants and boxers – though he was pretty sure Beast Boy didn't mean to pull those down with – were pulled down to his ankles, having him hanging out all over the place. Cyborg turned away, containing laughter, and Raven groaned and squeezed her eyes shut tight.

His face instantly held a red hue from embarrassment and anger, and was thinking of every possible way to kill the changeling.

He was about to pick his pants back up so he would be able to correctly kick Beast Boy's ass, when he heard Starfire's soft voice.

"Robin, please, why are your pants down?"

He turned to face his girlfriend, feeling much like a deer caught in headlights. "Uhh…"

Starfire blinked. "Perhaps you are embracing my culture?" She beamed and flew over to him, hugging him tight. "Oh, that is very kind of you Robin. I shall go and undress myself!" She flew out of the room.

Robin was more than happy to be able to keep himself from reacting by the way she had her body flush against him seconds earlier.

"Dude, what kind of culture does she have? And where can I sign up?"

Robin grabbed his pants and yanked them up, glaring at the changeling. "None of your damn business. What the hell were you thinking!"

Beast Boy rubbed the back of his neck sheepishly. "Uh…heheh…just, ya know. Hey, Starfire was happy! Aren't you glad you made her so happy?" He winked, then sobered. "You know Rob, you should probably pull those down again. She'll be kinda upset when she sees you stop 'embracing'."

Robin gawked at him. "Do you want to see me naked?"

Before he could reply, Starfire came back through the door, completely nude and beaming.

Robin's eyes widened and he tackled her to the floor, covering her body from sight.

"Dayum."

"Dude, so freaking hot."

"By Azar, where did I pick these people up…"

Robin stood, keeping a confused Starfire in his arms, and hurried out of the room. "No more embracing, Starfire."

Beast Boy snorted. "That's what she said."

That poor guy, having to share himself and his girlfriend like that. But it's not Starfire's fault her culture isn't as modest toward nudity!

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