Okay, so my question didn't pop up. :( Anyway,
here's the question:

Dear Poseidon,

WHY DO YOU HATE JAPAN?

P.S. I like cookies, if you have one GIVE IT TO ME!

From: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Dear hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha,

I am so at a loss for words right now... I DO NOT HATE JAPAN! Sorry, um, I don't have a cookie. Well, I do, but it's made of ambrosia so it would burn you up... on second thought, want it? Okay, Athena's yelling at me so I take back what I just said. But you still confuse me...

~Poseidon
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