Adventures of Faran
So… it was a new morning and today I drove Sheba to school even though Mercurio and I had gotten her car back--- she just felt safer that way. Mercurio was with me again today and we saw Ivan on our way. He saw us, and I gasped because it seemed like he actually learned something, because he ran off the road into the forest.
"That just won't do!" I said, punching the button for the Hummer's nitro system.
The Hummer lurched forward and Sheba was nearly thrown out of the vehicle, but Mercurio caught her. Ivan couldn't run fast enough and soon he was crushed underneath the Hummer. Mercurio hopped out and took a lance from the trunk and stabbed him. The wound healed itself on its own. I gasped. No way… Mercurio stabbed him again and again. It kept on healing itself.
I unsheathed a knife and beheaded Ivan, but the head just rolled back on again. It was like a magnet. So… I beheaded him again and tied the body to the Hummer and drove off. It was funny, the head just kept following us, even at speeds past 100. I was having so much fun I forgot to bring Sheba to school. Knowing this, I dropped the body off in some random park and together Sheba Mercurio and I had a wonder tea party.
THE END
BYE!