A/N I am SO sorry for the long wait. I had several tests and papers assigned at the same time, then I had to study for and take my finals but now I'm back! :)

On a side note, Marie Nomad wrote a one shot titled Finished about Steve and Thor getting drunk. You should check it out. It's really funny. And be on the lookout for a sequel to Finished that MarvelAndDCWriter is working on and should be up within the next few weeks.

On another side note, if you haven't seen Iron Man 3 yet you really really need to! It is AMAZING!

Requested by Aramasi:

"Tony."
"Yes?"
"Why is Bruce stuck to the ceiling?"
"Probably for the same reason Rogers is wrapped in the shower hose."
"...Asprin."
"Sounds good."

Don't Provoke Natasha

Clint moaned, his face scrunching up at the light shining through his eyelids. He raised a hand to shade his face before cracking open his eyes.

He was outside. Oh joy. Because waking up outside has always ended so well in the past. Upon further inspection, he found that he was laying on one of the balconies of the tower. Or rather on the edge of the balcony, with one arm and one leg dangling off into the air.

Upon realizing this, Clint was quick to scramble away from the seventy story drop. Hoping that Tony wasn't laying in a similar location (because he really didn't want to have to explain to Pepper why her boyfriend was sleeping on a balcony, rolled over, and fell to his death), Clint entered the tower and began looking for the billionaire.

Clint found Tony in the living room of all places, standing in the middle of the room, and looking up. The archer walked over and stood beside the billionaire before looking up himself.

"Tony?"

"Yes?"

"Why is Bruce stuck to the ceiling?"

"Probably for the same reason that Spangles is wrapped in the shower hose."

"...Aspirin."

"Sounds good."

Several minutes (and about the same number of aspirin) later, they were sitting in the kitchen, enjoying some coffee when they heard a noise from the living room. A noise that sounded very similar to a not-so-happy Natasha.

They moved to the living room door and peeked around to door frame to see Natasha with a now conscious and shower hose free Steve, both of them tugging on a now conscious Bruce in an attempt to get him back onto the floor.

With a squeak of alarm, Bruce suddenly came loose from the ceiling and landed in a heap, right on top of Natasha and Steve.

After some struggling, grunting, and a few not so nice words the three of them managed to get back to their feet. Before Tony and Clint could duck back out of sight, Natasha spotted them and gave them a look that clearly said that if they tried to run they would die.

Tony and Clint decided to not dig their own graves and slowly moved into the room.

"The first one who says it seemed like a good idea at the time gets shot in the leg," Natasha threatened.

Of course Tony had to open his mouth.

"Well that would be you, because you just said it."

)()()(

"If you've been told once, you've been told a hundred times," Clint said as he and Tony hung upside down in the air, suspended by their ankles from the railing that surrounded the roof of Avengers Tower, "DON'T PROVOKE NATASHA!"