Akira moaned loudly and covered his face, bitting his lip harshly as he looked up to Yoshimasa. He threw his head back from the pleasure of Yoshimasa's hips were giving.

"Akira," Yoshimasa leaned over with a smile, kissing the purple haired male's neck.

"Y—" he moaned, "Y-yes, Y-Yoshimasa?" Akira bit his lip once more.

"Do you want to know something?"

Akira managed to nod as his back arched and his moan broke through his bitten lip. His arms wrapped around Yoshimasa's neck.

"Would you like to know what's faster then a dragon?" Yoshimasa grinned as he kissed Akira's neck.

Akira nodded again, his mind a bit hazy from the pleasure hitting him fiercely. His toes curled tightly around the bed sheets.

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Thanks for you time.

This as actually something I wrote back in March, before April Fool's. I believe it was after I read something like this or somthin' I don't remember. I didn't find it until a few days ago and laughed on the overused joke because I have no life XD.

Anyways, this was probably the funniest and worst thing I've written—I'll keep it posted up for no reason. I feel like I should do another one for a X Reader, but I don't know.

Once again: Thank you for your time.